Married with Children edition

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>>213280109 (OP)
What would Neelix do in this situation?

>>213280109 (OP)
his girlfriend Kes was 2, what did the writers mean by this?

>>213280317
What are these, rank insignia for ants?

>>213280317
>>213280341
What are these, ritual posts from 5 years ago?

>>213280182
Voyager was made to appeal to the Islamic world.

ugh

>today I will take my stims and get my important and late work done
>take my stims
>argue with people and post violent fantasies online for 16 hours
Day 18 of this shit.
I used to be a workaholic.
How is the concept of ne’er do wells and lazybones neets never addressed in seventy years of trek? Every other episode is “oh here’s how we solved that silly 21st century problem”. Was there secretly a genocide of bums in like 2200?

DEFEND YOURSELF

>>213280109 (OP)
where's travis i have a question about freighters

>Star Trek II (1982): Genetic freak from the past has a superweapon and wants revenge
>Star Trek Insurrection (1998): Genetic freaks from the past have a superweapon and want revenge
>Star Trek Nemesis (2002): Genetic freak from the past has a superweapon and wants revenge
>Star Trek (2009): Romulan from the future(!) has a superweapon and wants revenge
>Star Trek Into Darkness (2013): Genetic freak from the past has a superweapon and wants revenge
>Star Trek Beyond (2016): Genetic freak from the past has a superweapon and wants revenge
>Star Trek Section 31 (2025): Dead guy from the past has a superweapon and wants revenge

How do science fiction writers keep coming up with these fantastical plots from the furthest reaches of the imagination?

>>213280978
CRASHING THIS SHIP
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>213281141
>H-he's fast!

trek and dr who are the same autistic viewer bases who know that their franchises got raped to hell and back but continue to watch every newly released slop

>>213280317

>>213281174
now exponentially speed up the webm so that it starts out normal, but by the end of it spock is running at 400% speed

>>213281174
>Logic dictates this is the most efficient way for a humanoid to run.

>>213280386
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>>213282065

Considering the amount of times "Vulcan Love Slave" is referenced in DS9 would it be only logical to assume that the Vulcans have a thriving porn industry?

>>213281035
>Good, great. One of the best, most successful pieces of trek media and something that even non trek fans like and enjoy
>Meh
>Bad
>Bad action schlock
>Bad remake of the first mentioned
>Beastie boys
>One of the worst, made for television, trek movies
What’s your point dog? That Hollywood recycles ideas? That the franchise recycles ideas. “Let’s do the one of the most successful things the IP has ever done and do it again!” That’s like all of Hollywood at this point. Be lucky they were able to come up with something as Kino as Khan. I say this as a fan who ranks TMP and IV above it.

>>213282370
I was about to correct you that using porn conventions, it is unlikely that media portraying Vulcan Sex Slave was written and directed by a Vulcan. More likely it was made by someone fetishising Vulcans. But then I remembered this is Star Trek
>Saurian brandy
>Klingon bloodwine
>Romulan disruptor
so logically it follows that Vulcan Love Slave is pornography about a "love slave" that's manufactured and distributed by Vulcans. Now I've got to go, as I'm late for my Kolinahr.

>>213282370
It's more likely that "Vulcan Love Slave" is so popular because Vulcans are so sexually unavailable, particularly outside of their own species.

Forbidden fruit kind of thing, to the point of fetishization.

>>213280109 (OP)
Neelix was the quintessential pedophile, she was only seven years old you sick fuck.

>>213280109 (OP)
He looks like a shota poster

Status report?

>>213283082
>We've encountered a quantum distortion field that increases the size of our uniforms by 15%. But only if we are closer to the main screen.

>>213283082
My feet hurt

>>213281438
In /trek/ we specifically denounce STD, SPIC, gay new worlds, trek and morty and blackademy. Im also pretty sure I know nobody who watches dr who after Matt Smith.

>>213280693
High-density Federation housing is filled with NEETs, but they're not interesting in any way, so they never show up in any episodes or movies.

>>213281035
Gee, it's almost like Star Trek is a middling sci-fi franchise that deserves to be parodied mercilessly. Good thing someone did that!

what's your fav episode of Voyager?
for me it's the one where Neelix gets his lungs ripped out and almost suffocates to death.

>>213283476
I think there was many who enjoyed that.

>>213283082
Negro that shit is too bright.

>>213283476
Endgame because it was over after that.

>>213283476
I think the only reason Insaneway split Tuvix was to make Neelix suffer some more

>>213282085
plapping janeway is fine too

>>213283476
ascent, because neelix gets to be useful for once

it's nice when normies are able to enjoy good trek
https://youtu.be/6i0GNbQYPB0

post more trek babes

>>213284351
non cartoon ones lol

>>213282370
>tfw no Vulcan bob and vagene GF

>>213280109 (OP)
Can someone who thinks Tuvix should life explain to me why?
I honestly can't understand it.

>>213284431
>Welcome to Starfleet Technical Support
>Have you redeemed dilithium saar?
Season 1 TNG engineers of the week were wild.

>>213284500
best of both worlds

>>213280693
>Was there secretly a genocide of bums in like 2200?
No, it was Colonel Green, it was just after WW3, and he was right and so are we.

>>213284582
Are you joking or do you actually believe that explains it?

>>213282370
Watch Enterprise sometime you philistine.

>>213284667
didn't like this episode

>another neelix op

>>213284500
Murder is bad

>>213284718
Are you trying to make me angry? Tuvix killed two people

>>213284689

>>213284754
No he didn't. They died in an accident before he existed.

>>213284963
his existence kills 2 "people"

>>213284977
It wasn't his fault. It was an accident. He didn't deliberately choose to kill them.

A deliberate choice was made to kill him though.

>>213285118
>It wasn't his fault. It was an accident. He didn't deliberately choose to kill them.
Doesn't matter
>A deliberate choice was made to kill him though.
You mean
>A deliberate choice was made to save two lives.

>>213285118
if they hadn't then their would be no conceivable way to quietly murder neelix without also losing Tuvok, at least separated their is the possibility neelix dies a unfortunate horrible painful fatal accident while Tuvok would be fine, Its the only way.

>>213285118
It was his choice to beg for his life like a pathetic lower life-form. He broke the unspoken principle that all enlightened beings must be selfless and ready to sacrifice themselves on the command of their Starfleet captain. He acted like a disgusting animal trying to play on the Federation ordained morality of the crew. His fate was death, extinction, and to never be spoken of again for the abomination that he was!

i admire the anon keeping /trek/ alive, but i dont want to come back. i become regular again, they'll start shitting out nutrek in some way or another, send their shills over to annoy the piss out of me. i just cant take it no more

>>213284629
>What lies beneath your feet?
>Carpet

>>213285118
>https://youtu.be/7uruY3NQs4I
His very existence denys theirs

>>213285229
don't feed the troll then. Ignore them but in your posts describe how bad nutrek sucks in great detail. If you don't engage with them, engage with us who actually watch trek and love the show.

>>213285229
Just talk about cute Andorians anon.

>>213285385
is it better or worse that they call all humans "pink skin" regardless of their skin color?

>>213285454
>they
that was a Shran thing. i don't care what happens in nu trek.

When you look at what other shows UPN had when Voyager and Enterprise were airing and at the other popular shows on other networks, especially Joss Whedon's Buffy, that Paramount looked at with envy. Then you'll realize that the current Trek shows are exactly what the Paramount executives of yore wanted.

The Dubsminion has endured for endless amounts of /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after all of Nu-Trek is decanonized, cancelled and forgotten by every zeitgeist in all the parallel and mirror dimensions in the known and unknown universe. praise be.

>>213285634
>off by one

>>213285671
Endure until next thread and try try try again, as the Founders will.

>>213285454
I believe they were thinking of the pink skin dangling between their legs.

>>213285634
>>213285671
>>213285697

dubs and Star Trek 5 is the best Trek film

>>213285711

>>213285711
This seems highly illogical.

i actually only came into the thread looking for cool images. if someone has any cool black and white production stills from any of the shows, i'd love to save them and.... use them for my own purposes. i cant be bothered to search the imagespaces

>>213285754

Klingon Academy would have been the basis for a great movie or tv show.

>>213285754

>>213285711
fuck

>>213286038
is that fucking braga in the cap?

>>213286067
I think it's Michael Piller.

>>213286038
Why is LeVar Burton getting his ass fingered?

>>213286109
contractual obligation in her rider when they begged Gates McFadden to return

>>213286101
oh yea you're right

>>213286109
Gates is pickpocketing his ROOTS residual cheque

>>213286109
power move by mcfadden she wants to make sure he knows his place

>>213286038
>>213285904
very nice

>>213286038
>>213286170
don't trust men who wear caps indoors

>>213286256
Do you not trust them to run the franchise?

>>213286318
whilst I don't particularly like this individual at least it's not a childish cap he is wearing
>tips fedora
>nods respectfully in your direction

>>213285229
Which troll?

>>213286401
Behr at least was willing to tell Berman and Braga to their face where they were fucking up. It wasn't really his fault they choose not to listen.

>>213286318
BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FOOKIN BLINDERS

>>213286170
>>213286318
>>213286493
I'm putting a team together

>>213285671
Damar just standing there like
>Holy based.....

>>213285634
>>213285671
>>213285711
it warms my heart to see number worship is still practiced

>Blocks path
>Demands blood on his knife or shit on his dick
What do anons?

>>213286811
Stab him with his knife and then shit on his dick.

>>213286811
Best I can do is blood on your dick, take it or leave it.

>>213285671
I love when Garak shoots Weyoun and the founder says that was the last Weyoun and Garak says
>I was hoping you would say that.

>>213284500
>>213284500
>>213284500
>>213284500
bump

>>213286671
It's just an illogical supersition.

Jolan Tru, /trek/!

i wish they continued ent....
kzinti war; the ship they designed even was the same aesthetics of sfb kzintis
romulan war (even though canon was already rewritten)
more andorians

>>213287413
Shran was joining the crew in Season 5.
That alone would have been worth it.

>>213286619
Damar was dreaming of snapping his stupid twig neck for months he was just lucky he didn't do it himself and die for it

>>213287498
its a shame tellarites are so fucking ugly you can't really have a regular cast member be one, then you could've had one join later and have a g'kar and londo thing going on, also 4 founding member races on the first starfleet ship

>>213287562
Freindly reminder Weyoun 5 died in an unfortunate completely accidental transporter accident and Dumar was simply called away at the last minute and had absolutely nothing to do with it

>>213287562
It's kind of weird that he had Cardies around and no Jem'Hadar bodyguards with him but 7 was pretty stupid like that

>>213287605
Jem'Hadar would have been "No no no! This is how you snap a Vorta's neck! Observe!"

>>213287413
Been re-watching ENT recently. It is both better than I remembered. And also worse. There are good 'sodes that I completely forgot about. But there are a lot of duds too. That are just a boring slog to get through. And they outnumber the good.

>>213287597
I have such a high opinion of 5 and his ability to sniff out treachery I actually believe it was an accident. Remember how paranoid he was about Dr. Giger?

>>213287641
ENT was great once they tied up the whole Temporal Cold War shit that was a holdover from Voyager.

>>213287498
i didn't know that, and yes, it very much would have been. andorians were one of the more interesting powers in ent.

>>213287694
he had a rare lapse compared to 7 and 8, 5 was a genius

>>213286811
EXPERIENCE BIJ
then rip his dick off with my ass

>>213287701
How can you blame VOY for that?

>>213287795
It was an arc started in VOY that they forced to continue in ENT that nobody really liked apart from the people producing the show.
It was like how DS9 immediately got a lot better once they dumped all the retarded people they had working with them on making VOY which really was just a show made up mostly of rejected TNG episodes.

>>213287859
there was no temporal cold war in Voyager what are you talking about?

>>213287895
Started out as the temporal incursions episodes in VOY then they expanded on the idea and injected it into ENT transforming it into the whole Temporal Cold War thinking it would make a great plot.

>>213287408
and she was never seen again

>>213288038
yea so their were no dangling plot threads that needed to be resolved

>>213288053
At the time: Not yet. But we're talking about time travel here.

>>213288108
what I'm saying is
>the whole Temporal Cold War shit that was a holdover from Voyager
is false there was no need to ever revist it, no-one was asking
>hmm I wonder how those 31 century chaps are getting along?
nobody cared, have a episode or 2 if you can come up with a good story sure, to make it an over arcing plot is just ridiculous

>>213288162
But in the future when the TCW is over, there wont be anyone to stop it from happening, making the plotlines that hadn't happened yet in Voyager, still needing resolution, which didn't happen until now.

TOS movie ranking. Im right, you're wrong and you know it
>II
>IV
>VI
>III
>V
>TMP
>VII

>>213287641
ENT is incredibly cozy.

>>213288292
well when you put it like that

>>213287641
Here's my personal test for you.

Do you consider 'A Night in Sickbay' to be boring?


I don't. It is cozy.

>>213288307
VII isn't a TOS film.
Put III above VI and we're good.

>>213288418
>VII isn't a TOS film.
Only good parts of it are Kirk
Therefore it is

>>213288444
disagree but checked

>>213288307
i'm glad TMP is so low, because it deserves it. people always praise it, but it really only has the visuals going for it. put it in the oven again till its done, rottenberry!

>>213282011
I’ll have you know I’m fully functional. Fully. Functional.

>>213285671
>teleports behind you

>>213286109
Earring on wrong side. Many such cases

>>213282085
Ultra-mommy.

>>213287641
>stares at you in freighter

>>213285368
Discussing the thing, even just to shit on it, gives it power. Don’t do that

All I know is that Starfleet Academy better have some version of Spock or some never previously mentioned relative of his, and every character better be gay or bisexual, because it's the future and everyone knows that everyone is gay or bisexual in the future. Mmmmmm, love me some gay shit.

>>213289415
Based and character developed

>>213289826
He was raised on a freighter. I’m not sure if you know that but he was

>>213289415
Hi Travis thanks for coming in for the interview to get started why don't you tell us a little about yourself?

Sex with La'an

>>213290164

>>213290130
I like cramped, confined spaces and short walks back and forth along the main axis of a freighter

>>213290191
um ok interesting so what about some hobbies?

>>213290234
I like working out and making model ships, mostly freighters from the age of sail. It helps keep me grounded and reminds me where I came from

>>213290337
uh ok sounds fun, now lets talk about your aspirations where do you see yourself in 5 years?

>>213280317

>>213290371
I think I’d like to be a captain someday, maybe have a ship of my own of some kind. Five years sounds like a long time but really it’s only two or three cargo runs at warp 2, so I’m not sure it’s enough to reach my goal. What sort of opportunities for promotion are available in this job, if you don’t mind my asking?

>>213290164
That's damn right, I would.

>>213287730
6 being "defective" certainly damaged the Weyoun gene pool

Fuck all those post your favourite ST hotties.

>>213290793
TNG did Romulans dirty

>>213290503
well seeing as you're here for a ore transport position on turkana IV I'm not sure thats really a realistic goal, the job is basically flying the ore from our mine site to central processing, but there are some major worker's coalitions forming on this new colony their is plenty of room for a real go-getter to move up into more important roles, and establish themselves.
The new Workers Union for Free Enterprise has been making big waves their slogan is "Don't Take No for an Answer" or the Miners without Borders Association I'm sure you've heard of their catchy slogan "If you want it you can have it".
Its an exciting opportunity for any eager young man.

>>213290793
There is only one answer.

>>213290793
Spots or gtfo.

>>213290793
I could have saved her

>>213291024
>>213291147
>>213291152
This girl is so cute.

>>213291147

Honestly, can they just make Seth McFarlane the fucking showrunner for Trek.
SNW had a few good episodes, last season, but this season has been absolute fucking slop and we're getting a fucking muppet episode next.
It's wild that The Orville, is better written, and invokes far more of the seriousness and professionalism of TNG, than fucking STAR TREK. Twice in a Lifetime episode of Orville was a vastly better classic Trek episode than anything NuTrek has shit out in 17 seasons.

>>213291152
She was arrested again in June 2025 https://cc.southernsoftware.com/bookingdetails_fromsearch/index.php?BookingID=31596

Really sad. She was a great actress...... wonder what mental issues she has that caused her life to be crap on repeat for decades.

>>213285711
Now you've taken the first step. The other steps we'll take together.

>>213291238
Excellent choice, worthy of a certain Marquis de Sade.

>>213290793
>as I’ve been trying to tell you Commander, the Dominion, hey, Commander, my eyes are up here. Fuck this, I’m calling a Weyoun

>>213291285
orville sucks. mcfarlane suck. snw sucks.
you suck

>>213291351
This timeline sucks

>>213291366
checked

>>213289775
>Mmmmmm, love me some gay shit.
Good thing you love your own posts because no one else, not even your mother would.

>>213291949
>did I ever tell you about how you used to run around the colony naked, fully functional green wang flopping around all over the place? Your father insisted on it

>>213291285
True, but that would mean Paramount admitting they're wrong.

What retarded janitor removed a T'Pring image from a Star Trek thread? Spock's fucking bride, and they treated it as off topic. All the bait threads in the catalog made of fucking shit, and this is where they are? You are what is wrong with the board.

>>213292396
Pretty sure it’s because it was ai-sloppa’ed. I didn’t report it but I agree with removing it

carbon creek

>>213290793

>be jadiza
>fucking worthless
>die

>archer + trip = Kirk
Why

>>213292396
I once got a ban for saying "post TOS cuties" with a picture of Andrea from the android episode.
>posting actresses without discussion
Was pretty funny actually, all I could do was imagine the toontroon seething through his retainer. Whenever they use their mod powers irresponsibly, just know that they're gotten to and you've won, anon. You've made them concede the argument and reveal their true nature.

haven't been in a trek thread in awhile. how have you been friends

>>213280109 (OP)
Neelix is Married with someone elses children

>>213293964
/trek/ has honestly been pretty good lately

there are some bad-actor nu trek trolls but easy to ignore and not as bad as they used to be
lots of discussion and memeing, threads have been the best since 2019 overall

>>213293822
I'd still do the sex with her. 350 years of experience in a hot body seals the deal for me.

>>213294282
That's a good run

>>213293440
good, cute, fun episode

>>213293899
your math is wrong

>>213294282
great spock and mccoy
waste of material
ds9 sucks
kes doesnt have a vagina
finally the end of xindi

>A STRONG KLINGON WARRIOR

>>213294541
if i had to play a faggot like alexander i would kill myself

>>213290164
she was outrageously hot this last episode

>>213295057
im sure several dozen people enjoyed it

>>213293822
based space satan Dukat

>>213295075
I didn't because the TOS-spoof was just mean-spirited and reminded me that the people making this show hate star trek

>>213280109 (OP)
I want to beat Neelix with a bat.

>>213294541
Never mix.

>>213293536
Riker is as chad as it gets

remember when kira found out her mom was a collaborator and then she kept hating collaborators?

>>213296263
Remember when she hated collaborators but not Odo because he was... respected for being fair or something, even though she hated all other Cardies and collaborators purely through guilt by association?

>>213293440
Comfy Creek more like
>and then he slapped me on the ass and called me “hon” and left me a two dollar tip
>it is simply their custom

>>213296263
>comfort women are collaborators
I was very, very disappointed in Kira this day. But hey nobody's perfect she's still my qt waifu

>>213296815
Why do they use such strangely inefficient cups? Surely by the 24th the knowledge of the superiority of the simple cylinder has not been lost

>>213296330
I remember when a Cardie called her on her bullshit and instead of having an argument she just put him in a chokehold

i love her

>>213296914
how is it inefficient? seems like the taper would keep the contents hotter for longer, which sounds like a perfect cup to put raktajino in.

>>213296917
That's why Kira is a great character. Because she's an accurate portrayal of a woman.

>>213296950
On a strictly surface area to volume basis the cylinder is unmatched. Other forms simply can’t compete. I know about these things

Has Geordi had sex?

>>213297081
Holosex counts, right? Please say yes

>>213295344

>>213297144

>>213297144
You are relieved.

>>213297431

>>213297144
>>213297671
do it anon, be your best self

>>213297671

>>213298585

>>213298585
>>213298665

>>213298714

>>213298755

>>213297144
>>213297671
>>213298585
>>213298714
>>213298755
>>213298849
THIS is what Star Trek is all about.

>>213298849
..Reading Rainbow!

Stew time

We never did that on the freighter!

the episode with the fake guy from the future who is actually stealing shit from the ship is my favorite I always hope he'll somehow get away before the end of the episode when he tries to steal data but data always gets him every time sadly

>>213282370
Do you have any evidence Vulcan Love Slave is made by Vulcans?

>>213299341
>get interested in the B plot about the planet with climate change
>this attention whore walks through the door and ruins the scene

>>213299480
I assume by ruined you mean embiggened you honorless targ

Okay i consoomed ep1-4 of the newest Star Trek Slop. Here are my worthless comments:

3.01 Decent pickup with actual clever solution. 6/10
3.02 The dog was the best actor on this wedding. 4/10
3.03 Barely watchable zombie slop. 3/10
3.04 Yes i watch science fiction to experience a classic 1960 murder mystery. -1/10

Its dead Jim.

>>213299168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmfGeCHOEJg

>>213283536

>>213299698
Do they still talk like immature idiots?

>>213299886
Based Neelixthrottling poster

>>213280139
Probably tell her a bedtime story

trek

>>213298950
>Me not having a family yet in my 30s.
T-thanks, Captain...

>>213284686
How could you not like Neelix as a Ferenghi?

>>213300039
I didn't like it because it was anachronistic and just a literal fucking DS9 episode shoved into a different show. The Ferengi themselves were perfect of course

>>213300006
Well, atleast you made Captain.

I see you Neelixheads are making jokes about hating and wanting to kill Neelix again. You guys are crazy, always joking about this and then insisting on staying perfectly in character as if you actually believe it, lol.

Anyway, you gotta love the Neelixster, baby! You just gotta!
/trek/ LOVES the Neelixster
Where my Neelixheads at?!

>latest episode of SNW is a self-aware holodeck caper
Fuck this show, man. I keep giving it the benefit of the doubt because I like some of the casting and season 1 was okay, but none of the new shows have been as good or faithful as any single episode of the Orville. They should just leave the franchise alone until they get new leadership.

>>213300119
In fact I'm imagining if this episode was on DS9 and Quark in the place of Archer having to save everyone by tricking the others sending them on a wild goose chase across the station and using reverse psychology on Krem and stuff but also secretly wanting to perv on the unconscious harem himself. I think it would have been great

>>213299921
Cpt. Pike is okay. His crew is getting him almost killed every episode so yes. His science officer is busy slaying pussy instead of gorn. His angry butch helmsman is ignoring orders to get her way. His gf will eat him soon and not the nice way. His best friend the doctor is on the wanted list of isis i mean klingons. The nurse is a walking woman moment. And the recently hired four armed barista will get his crew so drunk they gonna crash the ship into the next starbase anyway.

>>213300262
shut the fuck up, retard

>>213286811
Shit on his knife then stick it up his ass

>>213300418
That sort of language isn't welcome in my mess hall, crewman!

>>213287498
Like I've said before, something like that would absolutely ruin Shran's character. Shran would never in his right mind agree to be made a subordinate to Archer. He was best utilized as an equal of sorts, facilitating the alliance between Earth and Andoria through a position of strength and mutual respect. Shran deserves his own ship, and his own command, even if he makes regular appearances to help out. It's a dumb idea to make him an Enterprise crew member. The position is an inferior one.
May as well have had Soval join the crew as well.

>>213283476
The one where Neelix gets put on trial for his crimes.

>>213300530
it's just some wishful thinking bullshit people keep saying for some reason even though there's never a source and is an objectively terrible idea anyway.

>>213300386
When I decided to watch a season of that show it felt like it was Pike being a dad trying his best to not give a shit when dealing with a bunch of dumb teenage girls.

>>213300386
> His angry butch helmsman is ignoring orders to get her way
You see, Kirk would fire her on the spot. The biggest way to get on Kirk’s shitlist is to disobey or question an order.

>>213289932
I liked her in that episode, but hated her ever since I saw her in that woke-assed commercial.

>>213291024
She has good genes.

>>213300530
>>213300586
The source was Manny Coto and Brannon Braga with the idea to make him an advisor.
Not sure how the hell that was going to work on permanent basis though unless they really were going to do a season where the NX-01 was in drydock getting the refit and they go on an Alpha Quadrant pub crawl. About only way I can think they could have made it work is if they made Shran a liaison to Starfleet so they had an excuse to bring him along occasionally but not overstay his welcome.

>>213301257
they could have just let him retire with his little family or whatever and come up with a new character for Jeff to steal the show with

>>213280109 (OP)
So, is it a space amoeba?

...

>>213295075
The last frontier parts were the only good parts. Rest sucked. Fuck chinky bitch and fuck fake spock.

>>213291238
I forgot how hot evil universe Ezri was.

>>213300539
>checks notes
>”two years old? I can’t … I’m out”

>>213300826
>watching commercials
Huh?

>>213302317
Do you think the Strange New Worlds finale will be a gay little remake of this? One last spit in the fans face before they go out?

>>213301257
The NX01 refit is ugly and I'm not sure why everyone sucks it off and acts like it would have automatically saved the show. Trekkies are stupid.

>>213302782
Brunt did nothing wrong.

>>213303035
I'm sure he did somethin

>2nd season of Discovery
Ending of first season was bad. Honestly wtf is this shit? When does it become unwatchable? Also bring back Lorca.

>>213303119
>When does it become unwatchable?
S1E1

Ugly ass Klingons, ugly ass uniforms, ugly set design, ugly everything. Shitty fucking television. I remember being somewhat hopeful when this came out, I was willing to give it a chance, watched the first season and never had any interest in going back. Was there ever an explanation as to why they wore these uniforms other than “it’s a prequel we can do what we want”

>>213295075
I am one of them.

Moving right along from all that unpleasantness, did I mention I grew up on a freighter?

>>213303975
>hey, let's make Riker, the guy who uses the holodeck pretty much exclusively for gooning, the holodeck observer of the ENT finale!
Calls the whole thing into question. Was the real T'pol some hag and Riker just told the computer to "bimbo-fy" her?

>>213304192
>Was the real T'pol some hag and Riker just told the computer to "bimbo-fy" her?
yep

sex with shran

star trek sex with shran

star trek with shran

Star trek sex with Quark

I just watched the savannah bananas game on espn

>>213304404
why, though?

Ezri fucking cute

>>213304404
i wonder if Sisko liked bananaball

>>213304436
fruitcake probably loves it

>>213304471
i dunno he seems like a taking it too seriously no fun allowed type guy. he probably thought it was gay and a disgrace or something

>>213304427
Not dissimilar

>>213304471
He’s half wormhole alien, they’re not crazy they’re just different. Don’t be rude

Would you accept a foursome with Phlox's wives if you had to fuck him and the husbands first?

>>213304436
Jake definitely loved bananas and balls

>>213304554
no. denobulans are freaky and gross. their backs look like the seam of a ballsack.

>>213304554
Yes

Ezri fuckin cute

Take a look
In a book
Reading rainbow

>>213304725
>dis android readin’ books

>>213304740
its just the script

>>213304554
Yes, but only for the boardgames

>>213304754
you cant prove that

Dukat is cartoonishly evil as a pah wraith but the bajoran priest lady is basically a joel osteen parody

>>213304754
It was an attempted joke referencing an old meme about a social media post where a studious African American middle schooler was being ridiculed by his peers for reading. I’m sorry, I won’t do it again

>>213304826
i know what the joke was and i felt like no-selling it because i'm devilish like that

>>213304842
You’re a crafty one. I’ll keep my eye on you

Next thread?

>>213304818
did normal Dukat and Kai Winn ever interact?

>>213285118
That murderous death glare has convinced me to give voyager a chance. Kek

Space battles are cool

>>213304943
I would but I fucked the formatting last time. Little did I realize it kept a bunch of spammers away, but I’m too stupid and too lazy to try again

>>213295120
>the TOS-spoof was just mean-spirited
What an unbelievable child like mentality. You're probably an absolute fun killing soul sucker in real life, how could you even put together that thought process. Making fun of the quirkier aspects of TOS is not 'mean spirited'. It's not a religion, it doesn't deserve veneration. The spoof and outtakes at the end were literally there to HAVE fun, not MAKE fun of anyone. They even paid homage to Nichols whole deal with sticking with TOS to inspire young black people.

How could you think hamming up a Shatner impression, goofy alien costumes with wires, botched riker maneuver were all some kind of attack on TOS and its legacy? SNW and TLD are a celebration of that legacy -- with a lot of cornball shit, missteps and slop, but the intention is never vile. Its not STD, just having the name 'trek' but being its own whatever the fuck nonsense

>>213303405
They created an annoying Mary Sue MC named MICHAEL BURNHAM, and made her Spock's sister no one knew about. How could you think it would ever be good with that premise

>ugly everything
I thought the idea of a spore drive was cool but it just became a macguffin when they needed it.

FOR CARDASSIAAAAAA

>>213305473
trying too hard with this bait

>>213305473
it's gay
it's reddit
it sucks
that's all.

Why is DS9 ass,

>>213305672
It's a character drama not a star trek

they do too trek through the stars in deep space nine

DS9 sucks Haakonian ass and Neelix rules.
Real simple.

>>213296914
they won't tip over when the station gets hit with torpedoes

>>213303016
hey don't take about my shipfu like that

>>213303119
>When does it become unwatchable?
It technically already has. Wait until you get to YUM YUM though

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>>213307035
>>213307035