Thread 81642671

Chapel-en-le-Frith edition

>>81642671 (OP)
why does this english town have a french name?

genuinely scared of this heat wave bros, literally 34 degrees on monday and it doesnt go below 21 at night, it over for me i reckon desu senpai x

eva6's butt

>>81642712
>cutie.jpg
stop going after the French

Blad's butt, also

Morning dee lats and morning dee lats

Blad uses baby powder so he doesnt get skin rashes

I can look at a woman's face and am able to tell what her vagina looks like

first cup of tea of the morning is always the best cup

first wank of the morning is always the best wank

i just wank out tea directly into my mouth.

think today will be a trekkie brekkie day

Been outside too much this week. Gonna go shut-in mode until Monday.

>>81643082
>Been outside too much this week
why
>>81643070
this but me

>>81643070
>>81643086

actually i think i will make a day of it, I will start with something to eat around 11am and then i shall work my way through all the spoons in the city centre having a pint in each

>>81643104
pls take a picture of each meal/spoons and post it here

Glaswegians run britfeel

>>81643104
cor, what a satisfyingly laid-out city.

>>81643104
SSM Maxing

feel pure shit x

>>81643204
>feel pure shit x
That's the britfeel

Wazamadda?

>>81643204
get some (drugs of your choice) in you, if that's your thing?

me, waiting on the post. decided i'm going to have all my ketamines as a milder spray. or at least 50/50 spray/direct snorting. it is a step in the right direction.

>>81643249
Do you buy drugs online?

>>81643267
i have no comment on this.

i take drugs, but that's not a crime, is it?

Body wouldnt let me sleep in lads
Woke up the same time I normally do for work then farted like 20 fucking times now im here

>>81643290
Don't worry lad I'm totally not the polis wink wink. Tell me where you get yer drugs

>>81643364
i buy them online.

>Narcotics Anonymous doesn't check people for recording devices on the way in
>everyone DOES just have a smartphone in their pockets

i know the catch is already the religion thing, but still.

>>81643378
I don't know how to do that desu. Probably for the best as it would likely be over for me

Garn Malverns on the cards today?

>>81643538
Prefer Garn Beehive posting personally

garn london in august

>>81643598
why would you go there lad

>>81643649
holiday with the wife innit

off to buy a sofa, does the excitement ever end

garn ruths cunt x

i know a guy named "basil", parents did done him dirty desu

>>81643699
i know a very friendly lion called Parsley.

>>81643663
Where you going for it? Kinda shit how long it takes to actually get it delivered imo.
Mines maybe 5 years old now and a bit manky to be honest. Considering just buying one from the British heart Foundation. Save a fortune and they look brand new

So the threat of telling the public about keir loving rent boys paid off, bennies are back on the menu. You're welcome.

>>81643699
Knew a mexican guy who didn't have a car. Called him Carlos.

Rachel reeves munches rugs. Pass it on.

>>81643763
i've already gotten my PIP text/letter.

will i get another one saying, "oops, never mind"? ;_;

>>81643788
What did the text/letter say?

>>81643663
have a good weekend mr cmbynamelad get a sofa with a kick out foot rest plz x

>>81643676
Ruth garn 404 her channel lad. It sad but not surprising.

>>81643763
Keir let Saville get away with it back in the day. They were all in it. All corrupt nonces.

>>81643887
True, but we can only talk about verifiable things, like keir loving rent boys.

leg day so im off now bye bye shitchanners x

>>81643900
I thought that was keir sucking a young rentboy's cock, from the thumbnail.

What do we think lads, an increase to bennies or we release the videos.
Best do it keir, ya wee pooftie.

>>81643104
Counting house MENTIONED

>>81643538
Nah garn play chess with my uncle, then Meeting that 40yo black woman after

Getting a little bored of the Malverns but might garn Malvern tomorrow to try to get sub-30 then call it a day

>>81643923
it's arguably the most aesthetically pleasing wetherspoons in glasgow, but i am partial to the crystal palace, despite it being the crustiest

>96m of cocaine seized from vessel at UK port
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1k84xpz1mmo

>>81643794
"we're sending you a letter"
and then
"here is that letter"

Need to do some cleaning today, CBA, but I will do it, because I have a house inspection next week, so there's no choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEG3TsHLKNk
>>81643964
Corr, they weren't messing around.

Nottingham, Norwich. I always get them confused. Houses are shit everywhere in this country. Bet she loves her tiny new home with the bf.

>>81643964
Is it for a review or a PIP assessment?

>>81643932
You will never achieve a sub-30

>>81643958
Wonder how much the rozzers keep for personal use?

>>81642804
Talcum powder? No thanks I dont want cancer,

>>81643981
It was 30:14 last time. Shouldn't be too difficult, although the last time was only 59 seconds faster than previous so gains are diminishing

Probably trying to goad me into doing it and you might just have gotten your way there

>>81643971
4chan said nothing ever happens. i think the DWP called my bluff.

>>81643978
yeah just reassessment, gave me another 'How Your Disability Affects You' form. tempted to just write 'exactly the same' in all fields.

>>81643982
>It GeTs INcINErAtEd
Bollocks. Dont believe that for one fucking second.

too fat to achieve a sub-30

>>81643990
Ah so its a review then. Also dont write that. Write out a small detailed description about the different categories biased on your illness. You could ask citizens advice or a social worker to help you fill it in.
Do you have your previous award? That will help you greatly as most people dont have that and dont know or forgot what they was awarded. Supply as much medical evidence as possible as it is essentially the PIP reassessment again. Good luck anon.

I believe it can be done, but don't push too hard, reaching goals feels good, but doing it safely is better, IMO.

>>81643999
Nothing to do with fatness, it's to do with fitness

Lad co-operated with them tv licence goons and got taken to court. What an idiot. State of that setup too. It's like he's stuck in the 90s but still adds the new consoles to the setup.

Oh yeah, ye olde /boogiefeel/s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_s49nGBrgQ

>>81644012
a fit person isnt fat

i wish they didn't always post these 'successful haul' pictures.
never makes me think 'yeah good job, our boys in blue!' the image makes me salivate, and then seethe.

>can stop boat loads of drugs
>can't stop boat loads of stabby rapey forrins

>>81644025
You're implying that may fatness is what's holding me back, I could gain weight then do sub-30. Bear in mind my first attempt was 62 minutes and I've not lost a massive amount of weight since then, albeit a bit

>>81643993
They probably sell it back to some gang in secret deals. No way would any government throw 96 million quid down the drain.

>>81644023
>the TV is for my games consoles.
and/or
>i only watch Netflix.

is that why this photo is the way it is?

put 50p in the thread subhuman again

>own cocaine
>can just sell it without giving the profits to gangs/traffickers
>don't

Feel like pure shit just want ruthlikesbeer1 back

>>81644037
Yeah bet he real proud setting it all up for the local news sites all run by reach. Highlight of his life. Probably sending the articles to his mates on facebook.

>>81644035
Yeah use it for themselves in cloak and dagger parties or redistribute it in shithole poor areas to keep the scum from revolting. The CIA did that in the 60s and 70s.

>>81643958
what about the other 2 or 3 shipments sent at the same time?
seems to be about 10 wide, 4 in each stack, about 16 rows, so about 640kg, but they're saying it's a 2.4 tonne haul
2.4t makes more sense given their valuation of 96m but it still seems off
that works out to 40k a box, so they're saying it's 40 quid a gram, this is the street price but it's going to be bashed and stretched out to 3 or 4 times the weight along the way

>>81644039
Who is the thread subhuman

Extremely cogent when talking about the benefits system. It's like that family guy joke when the Mexican guy only knows pre-learned lines of English.

i'm more interested by the labels on each brick. some are h&m, i don't recognise the others, but i imagine this is to mark each brick is going to a certain gang

>>81644052
it's okay anon, maybe i can be your ruthlikesbeer1.

>currently drinking milk
>in my house

>>81643958
Just imagine if they didn't seal that correctly and it was a rough sailing and all the bags split and the coke went everywhere

>>81644052
she changed her username lad. no way would she give up them worthless drinking badges.

>>81644034
>You're implying that may fatness is what's holding me back
if its not holding you back why havent you achieved a sub-30?

>>81644065
maybe it's not any kind of stealth, high street companies are just falling on hard times.

>>81644058
Just using my knowledge to help out fellow britfeel anons. The stuff I know can be learned in less than 30 mins. The real complex stuff is in the guides that people make.

>>81644023
They've been threatening me with a visit since last August. I keep the letters cuz they're hilarious. On the small chance they do knock at the door they will be told to get Tae fuck.
Wonder if his TV unit is hardwood or veneer tho.

>>81644084
Because I'm not fit enough, well I might be now, but last time 30:14 was my limit. Been walking since so by the time I do it again I'll probably be able to scrape sub-30

Pushed I took hard at the start last time too, so on the last leg I was really slow

>>81644057
The fat balding virgin

>>81644056
They always do street price. They could get an oz of the shittest shit tier weed, and work it out at 10 per gram, 280 quid haul ere sir, when in reality it could be a <100 oz.
Honesty doesn't create sensationalism.

>>81644083
i think stalker-anon would just look at one of her recent breweries/beers, scroll down, and find her new name.

she's gone. it's what you've driven her to.

>>81644089
I just thought it was a funny comparison. You're alright there me leeeed.

>>81643788
They never cancel assessments. Gotta go through it all

>>81644092
>Legal Occupier
>we know who you are, we're on our way

fair play to whoever came up with the templates for the letters, though. they're pretty startling.

>>81644023
>What an idiot
Story?
>State of that setup too. It's like he's stuck in the 90s
Nowt wrong with his set up. Don't like stripey wallpaper mind.

>>81644095
Is your virginity in tact too?

>>81644092
Me mum stopped paying them but she says any letters and she starts paying again. Those scary letters really do work towards the gullible older generations. Thing is she got her details registered on the tv licence site so they know a lot about her.

>>81644025
Brian Blessed is a fat bloke in his 60s and was climbing mountains.

for me it's not putting your Nintendo away when you aren't playing on it.

>>81644112
People literally went to prison for not paying these fines back in the past, and boomers still remember those times.

>>81644108
>>81644112
Each letter gets slightly more threatening. I can see why people bend and pay it.
Calling they're staff enforcement officers when in reality they're just door to door salesman. Telling you an Investigation is underway, red text bold letters etc etc. bunch of dicks.

>>81644118
>fat bloke in his 60s and was climbing mountains.

>>81644125
I remember reading that almost all convictions for breaching the license rule has come from people not appearing in court so they're guilty by default. That and folks just accepting a fine with no fight.

>>81644136
That's definitely a thing yea. They almost always automatically side with the people who do turn up.

How to have fun? Glad you asked, don't let your ego determine what you do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz9a_KuuD8g

Fat bloke in his 30s and climbing hills

>>81644147
He looks like 50 here

>>81642671 (OP)
why isn't aircon just a standard in the uk by this point? summer just keeps getting hotter and hotter

>>81644128
I'm in my late 30s and for some reason my left knee has decided to randomly give me gyp past few weeks. My legs burn in agony on ascents also.
No mountains for me sadly, I hope they manage to get better because I'd love to do more outdoorsy stuff.

how dare an overweight man exercise

>>81644140
If you don't admit to it they can't prove fuck all is the gist.

Ruth's sweaty thong

>>81644102
I haven't. It's the silly lad that walked in her pub the other week. Me? I don't leave the house.

He's having a melty again

>>81644155
Answered your own question there desu
Id get it if I lived in the south of England

>>81644163
running your tongue across the arse strap

>>81644155
It is if you are middle class and shop at Waitrose. Please keep being poor and suffer every summer.

Sad and lonely twoll hours again is it.
Trying to make others feel bad to make yourself feel better. Kek, what a life.

Melty mansion

just ate something now i feel sick

>>81644162
isn't not turning up to a court when summoned past the "we tried, we'll let him off" point?

(fuck you Sky, it was 15 quid.)

>>81644180
Not him but, sometimes they'll set a court date, and not invite both parties, CCJ style.

>>81644166
wonder if those other pubs he visited were just to cover his tracks. red herrings.

>>81644163
Reckon she likes a nice tongue down there. She shagged a good amount of lads back at uni so I heard.

corr blimey guvnah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0quXl_od3g

Matter of time before they change the license law completely. Once all the old cunts die the amount of folks paying will plummet. Theyl make it a mandatory payment you opt in to by default like ni

>>81644174
>shop at waitrose

you're larping as not poor

>>81644196
UInless Reform win (they won't) then that shits likely getting scrapped.

>>81644185
fair enough. really does seem like a faff even if you're willing to defend yourself and the end result is you don't pay.

i suppose they're banking on this, but "don't watch live TV or iPlayer, me, going to fight this to the bitter end" doesn't seem worth getting caught up on.

>>81644166
In fairness if the boy wants to go into a public house he can. I get what your saying though.

looking for a update regarding the state of HHL's wollocks

>>81644196
True. Extra fee if you have a mobile contract with internet access or a regular home broadband connection.

>>81644210
fair to say the status is: done in

>>81644202
No way theyl scrap it. It's "free money" theyl find another way to make you pay guaranteed

>>81644196
>>81644202
hate this in a way. the BBC is a bit of a relic but people are obviously willing to pay for Netflix and them, and the internet is an ad-infested hellhole.

just keep it opt-in, but also make it good. feel like the inevitable alternatives are just going to be worse.

>>81644196
They are trying to get the licence attached to the council tax. The higher the council tax, the higher the licence fee.
>>81644203
They are chasing me about this, I don't watch tv, or use Iplayer. Been to the house before, and I told them I was having issues with the site. If they come back, I'll tell them I'm not giving my personal details to a company when I don't use their services.
They could come back with a warrant, but I'll just spend the time asking the officer/s if they are happy having their time wasted by the tv licencewankers.

>>81644239
Just say "not interested" and close the door. Why bother wasting your time with this.

>>81644228
I genuinely never watch TV ever but when I'm at my dad's the BBC are still playing the same old crap. Bargain hunt and home sale shows. Other than motd it's all garbage imo

Women should always be wary of men. simple as. can't let women be fully in control. it's not a woman's world. it's a man's world. they got it easy yet they still complain, make up false shit to damage men and take all the fun jobs. you'd never see many women work in a warehouse or factory. it's mostly men. most young men don't get to live life. many won't even get a drop of pussy. it's no wonder men are mentally unstable.

>>81643104
Sad how the very best one in Glasgow, the one on Bothwell Street, closed forever.

Never been in the Society Room I don't think.

https://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/notv
you literally just fill in the form that says you dont watch tv
its not difficult. idk why mongs get so worked up over it

>>81644252
or just don't and ignore them? wastes their time, not yours

>>81644239
Don't speak to them if they come to your door lad. Tell them to leave and shut the door.

Forgot to say, these things will ramp up, and the tvwankers will be chasing ways to MAKE everyone have to pay, as now they have lost the yankAIDS. Murrica pumped a lot into the BBC. I'm guessing they just heard BBC and got excited.
>>81644243
They can legitimately get a warrant, and enter your house (with the police present).
>>81644252
Why should I give them personal details?

>>81644261
>They can legitimately get a warrant, and enter your house (with the police present).
No they legitimately cannot

>>81644252
This is true. They won't contact you again for a couple years if you do this.
Guess I feel like I'm getting a victory somehow by ignoring them completely.

>>81644108
Hold up your tv licence scary letter and give a confident smile for the local news site. Good lad.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-thought-hed-beaten-tv-31871491

If a TV licencing guy came to my door I'd just start taking the piss out of him about how my quality of life is much better than his. "Bet you don't live anywhere round here eh? It's a tough life for you, brother."

>>81644253
only wasting your own time and risking a fine for acting a fool
>>81644261
they already know who you are lad

>>81644244
run-of-the-mill gardening shows and that are pretty safe light entertainment, really. not everything needs to be a critically acclaimed American 'prestige' show, we still have films.

think our standards have just dropped. for everything. politicians acting like kids, journalists who can't even write, a Dr Who who isn't even a stern old white man.

>>81644270
You live in an ex-council house mate. Probably full of mould in the leaky wall cavities.

>>81644276
If they already know who I am, why do they send me letters that say "The Occupier" on them instead of my name?

>>81644286
psychological impact

>>81644276
Your not risking fuck all though unless you admit it.
Literally clicked no to everything on their site and it still says I need a license kek. Fucking scam.

>oi judge, we need a warrant because we think this bloke is watching tv without a license
>and do you have any proof or strong evidence to support this?
>no sir, we don't, he keeps ignoring our letters and doorcalls
>no worries squire, here you go, here's a warrant to force entry into someones home
Our law is a clownshow, but it's not this shit

>>81644265
>No they legitimately cannot
Legitimate might be the wrong word, but they can get a warrant. It might be hard for them, but not impossible.
>>81644276
>they already know who you are lad
Good for them.
Also, what fine can they try to charge, when not using their service?

>>81644283
Thank the good lord that couldn't be further from the truth

>>81644286
>>81644291
>The Occupier
>(of your mind)

>>81644252
Why would you be a mong and bother doing that? You don't go round to Netflix and fill in a "I do not use Netflix" form just because millions use it.

>>81644276
>and risking a fine for acting a fool
kek this is literally the kind of bollocks these TV License letters say. You have boomer brain

>>81644292
>Literally clicked no to everything on their site and it still says I need a license kek.
Because you can't read lol

>>81644293
>can i come in?
>say yes
>they then have 'right of access'

vampire shit

Suns finally out now. 21c today oof

Why not write to the tvlicencewankers, and say "we believe you are growing cannabis in your homes, and unless you write back declaring you are not growing cannabis in your homes, we'll send the lads round to check".

>>81644309
already nearly 30c here

post anxiety setting in

>>81644283
ex-council houses are likely better built than deanoboxes

>>81644306
Seems I'm a bit of a mong desu desu

>>81644292
honestly i'd say this needs taking up with ofcom or something, very confusing for autistics
>can you confirm that you and your household never watch
>never watch
the truth condition is flipped, lad. the answer is yes
>>81644294
>Also, what fine can they try to charge, when not using their service?
the fine is for not having the license, you have not filled in the form declaring you do not need a license therefore you are in breach of the license requirement
>>81644299
>>81644300
ironically your behavior is exactly as they expect, they love people like you, even if they dont manage to fine every one of you they get enough

>>81644186
Lad will be on the local news sites if he's not careful and 4chan's /r9k/ board will be given a bad rep.

>>81644196
Lisa Nandy has been talking about how the licence is unenforceable and will need to be replaced with an alternative source of funding. I bet they'll do something retarded like a tax on streaming companies, which will just be passed onto the consumer.

>>81644330
i think we need to be honest with ourselves: we are ALL dangerous.
i'm not out to harm any women, but if i was, i would be.

Thank god I don't live in an ex-council house or a deanobox. I have a beautiful old blonde sandstone home built in the 1870s. The type of thing that is far beyond the means of a TV licencing inspector. And if he ever turned up to my door I'd rub his face right in it.

>>81644328
>you have not filled in the form declaring you do not need a license therefore you are in breach of the license requirement
I want you to slowly read what you wrote here. Take it veeeryyyy slow and be veeeryyy patient because this might genuinely be one of the most retarded things I've read here in months.

chest feels really tight, the end is near i reckon

>>81644330
He'll be the next Local News Man

>>81644328
Aye it's intentionally misleading. It makes out that YouTube is potentially something you need a license for which is bollocks unless you were watching BBC news live or something. I submitted the declaration there and even at the end it tries to scare you by saying they may visit to confirm.

>>81644328
You only need a licence if you do any of those things (live TV blahblah).
The fine is (other than a fictional way to make money) for watching live programmes without a licence (as I said, fictitious), which is ridiculous.

just seems weirdly quaint, the TV licence man going door-to-door, getting you to pay.

reminds me of the old days when they'd have the tally men going round. what if you just said no? did they break your legs?

>>81644347
if i was the TV licence inspector i'd take one look and go, "no, a man of such patrician taste does not watch the idiot box," and wouldn't even bother.

Me? I open the door, filming with me bodycam and say your rights to access have been revoked. See you on tiktok, tv licence scumbag. Do one. They soon waddle off. Imagine the amount of crazies they have to deal with. I expect they don't even bother sending anyone to the rough areas anymore.

The mythical TV license license vans sitting outside monitoring you

>>81644367
>can i get your full name? just to let you know, i'll be filing a freedom of information request, so you might as well tell me now.
name and shame them hun x x

>>81644369
i know these were fake or whatever, but why CAN'T you monitor television broadcast waves?
>oh yeah they're being picked up by a receiver, over there
is this just not possible?

I have a TV license because I actually enjoy watching BBC

Went out to audit police who were in my road then they arrested me thinking I was responsible for criminal damage. Nasty lot them. Apparently not saying anything when they ask "are you responsible for this" is grounds for arrest.

>>81644384
Probably because it's not cost effective. Especially when you can just scare people into actually paying anyway.
>>81644386
Lol

Can't believe I'm at risk of being fined for not having a HGV license because I didn't fill in a form telling me I don't wish to drive a HGV.

I better tell the rod fishing license people I don't wish to have a rod fishing license, because otherwise I'm at risk of 2,500 for reasons

It's not a crime to walk in a public house is it and not buy an overpriced craft beer is it?

MacBook GONE. Thats how he has hundreds of pounds the other day. Fucking grim hes paid 800 quid for it, used it for 2 days and pawned it off. probably got 300 for it. Fucking hell mark.
https://www.youtube.com/live/2HCYseSHoBY?si=byomBb2Hy2D5J1w6

>>81644394
>Probably because it's not cost effective.
i guess the most straightforward, and also free, method is to just look in people's windows.

which they do, so fair play.

Me? TV licence man comes to door when Eastenders is about to start, so I get me mum to put the tv theme songs compact disc on and play that theme. Let's see them try that in court.

>>81644420
They holding a copy of the radio times also to make sure it's live TV?

>>81644419
Hope you got a TV license blad. Can't be watching ssm drivel without a license. Throw you in the fookin jail ya eejit

>>81644401
I can't go shopping because the supermarket is on the other side of the road, and I don't have a drivers licence so can't use a road even if crossing?
What?
NO! The nearest pelican crossing is 2 mile away, ffs.

>>81644401
if i fill out the form for a shotgun licence, i have to DECLARE whether i have a mental illness.
that's not going to encourage me to opt in to a shotgun licence.

Alright lads we get it

>>81644410
public house doesn't mean 'a house that is public'. it means it's not a private club.

it could be a crime. only way it's a crime on THEIR end is they say 'no' because you're black or spasticated.

>>81644228
BBC is so infested there is no saving it, just pull the plug

>>81644440
Did you specifically tell the DVLA you do not want a drivers license? If not, you are at risk of a massive fine and possibly prosecution. This is how the law works, don't you know?

watching old VHS tapes of News at Ten at 9 o'clock. keep em guessing.

>>81644452
It really is fucking awfully though.

>>81644252
That's the point though, 'the form' gives them your name, they can't issue a warrant or summons to 'legal occupier'

>>81644419
Ah so that's where he got the money from

>>81644461
watching repeats of classic eastenders at the exact same time as modern eastenders

can you mongs please shut the fuck up about tv licenses

>>81644452
i know it's true, but i don't want it to be.

i'm a glass 1/4 full kind of guy.

>>81644469
want another thread arguing about pakis and roasties? Go away

>>81644446
>>81644469
have you noticed chocolate bars are getting smaller?

>>81644469
Go out to the park or something lad it's a nice day

>>81644475
ill spin your jaw litte lad

>>81644419
It'll all be pissed up the wall by next tuesday

>>81644485
I'll have you know I'm the hardest fella in Banbury

>>81644439
I live in a house with a boomer. Of course I have a TV license. If I lived on my own I wouldnt, I would fill that form in and be done with it I dont watch TV.

>>81644444
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.

SSM doesn't care about drinking badges.

Ok, fuck it, I'm going to venture out to the shop. Bit nervous as my knee feels weak af, but it needs to be done.

>>81644480
Yeah. Galaxy bars have gotten right shit. They're the same size but they shape the chocolate differently so your getting much less.

>>81644493
I wish I had a licence to rub oil into your flesh.

sorry about your knee anon

>>81644493
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm.
>>81644500
What's going on with your knee?

Can't prove I've been watching BBC on my computer

From an anatomical perspective knees are really weird.

>>81644419
I have a question

When he gets a "cash injection" he makes a big deal about counting his money out and talking about how much he's got, and it's always some piss ant amount like 200-300

Does he genuinely think this pisses off the trolls? More importantly, do the trolls genuinely get pissed off at him having what is basically 1 weeks worth of top rate bennies?

>>81644252
>https://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/notv
>If you tell us you don't need a licence, we may confirm this with a visit to your address
What's the point then?

>>81644506
they always put the weight in grams, rather than ounces, too.

lol, just had a look at that form

>Yeah, so what's your name? Because we can't get a warrant for 'legal occupier'

>>81644526
Those mongs love weasel words like "may" and "could" and "potentially". Their letters are full of it. They could literally say "may not", "could not" and it would be equally as accurate.

>>81644526
because then you're on the "well then, nothing to hide, have you?" list. they've collected your details and i am CERTAIN they are then more likely to actually visit to check.

>>81644510
I don't really know, my left side is weak af, and have some neurological issues (don't fully know what yet), and waiting on appoinments for multiple things. Not had any diagnosis (told to me). It's infuriating as my body is becoming fugged, yet I am clueless as to why. It's been going on years, and getting to the point where I'm going to need crutches/walking stick to get about soon.

genuinely suprised I've never had the TV mongs around

>>81644543
I'm not doctor but exercising it will help. Keep walking. When you stop moving your fucked.

>>81644500
>>81644543
Thought I'd had a spasticated moment and posted this myself. This is LITERALLY ME. My left knee just dies on me for no reason now, especially if I need to bend down or go upstairs. It can be completely fine, and then bam, absolutely pain out of nowhere. Like early arthritis or some wank. Rest of my legs are fucked too, my toes are blood red after a walk which is likely circulation, but who knows

Alright lads I'm off to b and q to get something to kill the moss on my roof then clean the garden.
Enjoyed the TV license chat. Laters.

>door-to-door electricity salesman turns up
>offers me electricity
>says it's cheaper than the rival electricity
>i point out that it isn't
>he leaves

don't think he was used to that.

>>81644523
>Does he genuinely think this pisses off the trolls? More importantly, do the trolls genuinely get pissed off at him having what is basically 1 weeks worth of top rate bennies?

It does genuinely piss them off. It's not just about having 300 quid. It's about having 300 quid he can spend on anything he likes. Pub, gambling, decent food, days out to the seaside, etc. That's more than some working people have for the whole month.

Think of the kind of loser that actually gets upset over SSM. They're probably on some kind of basic UC and get about 200 quid a fortnight. It might have been years since they had 300 quid to spend on anything they wanted. Or it might be someone who grinds for 40 hours a week in a factory, warehouse or call centre. After they've paid their housing expenses, bills, etc they might be left with less than 300 quid.

>>81644556
I do that, but getting muscle atrophy on my left side, and coordination issues (only slight), so being active isn't the best. I have a knee brace which helps, but it's elasticated, so not good when I walk about as it makes my knee spring back, almost locked a couple of times in the past.
>>81644567
I have a neurology appointment next week, so hopefully that might shed light on the situation, but that might also lead to something else. Had a Dr say it's like MS symptoms, but not having MS.

>>81644581
Knew someone once who never, and I meant literally never turned the heating on, and some gas company said they could save him 500/year, and he said "I only pay 75/year on the standing charge, will you give me 425 a year then?"

You lads went backpacking on the other side of the world with your girlfriend in your 20s?

SSM hasn't seen Helen in a while

>>81644581
That's bizarre. Usually electricity being cheaper is an area-by-area thing. Why would he go to an area where his company are more expensive?

>laughing out loud for no reason like a crazy person
>turns into crying

not pleased with this

>>81644598
I went backpacking on my own but I met a Finnish girl there who became my girlfriend for a few years. I don't think I'd have wanted to go travelling with someone at that age. The freedom of travelling on your own is incredible.

>>81644354
what show is that webm from?

>>81644523
Yes he does sadly. Showing off about having money like that is really embarrassing its not even that much to be honest. Also hes not on top rate he will be claiming UC which is 400, LCWRA which is 410 and housing benefit which is probably another 450 but he cant spend housing benefit because that is automatically taken out of his benefits because he is in a housing association. Hes not on PIP anymore so I assume is he earning around 800-850 a month. Thats why hes up to his eyeballs in debt because he cant afford the lifestyle that he wants to live going down the to pub everyday and gambling, he cannot afford it.

>>81644602
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it.

I know the lad will soon drop her if some tall blonde bint starts giving him attention. She must be giving her bf satisfying sex. 20 year olds do have sex, don't they?

Don't like summer me

Do i now

>>81644639
They certainly do lad. My ex and I were at it like rabbits when we were 20.

>>81644508
Buy me this and I will let you.

>>81644620
>The freedom of travelling on your own is incredible.

Yeah it is but solo travellers aren't really alone. They are sharing their updates with friends and family on their phones. For me it would just be sad.

The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible.

>>81644648
I occasionally shared updates with friends and family, but mostly I was just there, enjoying it. And meeting people along the way.

>>81644648
>Yeah it is but solo travellers aren't really alone. They are sharing their updates with friends and family on their phones.

>>81644659
Fucks sake Shippy that is one greasy device you've got there.

>>81644598
Never been that bothered by travelling tbqh. I'm a very boring traveller. I just like walking in nice/foreign surroundings and eating weird food and that's about it. Not worth all the money I spent on it and the very last thing I care about is "meeting people abroad".

>>81644645
Imagine shagging Ruth several times or even just once. Lush.

>>81644670
I'd been hiking for 2 hours 39 minutes by that point so was pretty sweaty, corr.

>>81644604
he did ask who i was with, pulled up some comparison on his tablet. his 'aha' thing was 'our company doesn't have a standing charge. that's a charge you pay every day, even if you don't use any electric. that's not fair, is it?'

right with the table of charges on a screen. yeah, 0p a day is less than 8p a day, or whatever it was. but mate the per-kWh unit rates are also right there in front of my eyeballs. was more than 3x as much.
save 20 quid a year to pay god-knows-how-much more in actual usage? nice try i suppose.

>>81644659
We aren't your friends and family though

>>81644598
corr look at her bf. nice tall slim lad with good hair. what about you? were you a good looking lad at 23?

>>81644680
Can't you fantasize / simp over a non-mid virgin or something? Come on lad, if you're going to do this for a girl online, you might as well have ridiculous standards

Shippy is my e-friend

not going to check my letterbox again until 12:00.

if the post comes i'll hear it, didn't come until 12:15ish last time, anyway. it's all fine.

Shippy is my e-boyfriend

>>81644713
I wish, although I am straight

Shippy what do you think about London?

>>81644705
are you waiting on drugs or DVDs? I can never work out who's complaining about the terrible post office kek

I warned your grandfather of what his greed would summon, but he would not listen.

>>81644716
How do you know I'm not a girl

door just buzzed. buzzed postie in.

fingers crossed lids.

>>81644700
I think that's the appeal of her. She's mid, nothing remarkably attractive about her...huge head, short, wonky eyes...yet she still gets an attractive bf. It's all about getting whatever you can I guess as a young lad these days when the young Stacys are all dating established, older men thanks to online dating.

>>81644585
>Think of the kind of loser that actually gets upset over SSM.
Completely alien to me. The only thing I envy about him is he lives in much, much better area than me but everything else is just grim. It's just being an alcie and watching horse racing and clearly has some mental defect from the decades of binge drinking.

>>81644726
Mixed feelings, The general response I give is that it's great for a day trip, but shit to live in. Then again, sometimes I think living in London would be amazing, there is a certain je ne sais quai that you just don't get in the provincial towns, and they are utterly grim. Corr, would be so lush to just nip off to Greenwich park right now

>>81644731
the not-DVD one.

>only post is a letter
>you'll never-fucking-believe who from

for fuck's sake. going to have a diazepam and try to get some sleep.

Shippy giving up his fitness goals and succumbing to his lustful desires and shagging a 40 year old black woman instead, disappointed

Can't go backpacking around the world without shoes and a passport

>>81644736
because it's /britfeel/, you're not a girl though, right?

"backpacking" and travel is the biggest meme going.

Let me just go to some backwater shithole where the tap water is poisonous and i'll probably catch a few diseases to piss off the locals for a picture for the 'gram. Oh I'm unique! so well travelled and cultured along with the countless other middle class wankers gawping around with their phones.

>>81644765
He said she was 50 other day. Hmm
>>81644767
I am actually. Believe it or not

>>81644778
You're going to get some flak for this. But you are correct

>>81644766
she would look much better with blue eyes

Fed up of mum telling me to clean the room. I'm not a young man anymore. I live the way I want. I'm too depressed and hot to clean up my dusty room. Won't even let me have any table in here so I got the cardboard boxes stacked. She keeps wanting to throw this shit out. It's like she wants drama. I'll never forget the time the rozzers literally just gave me a lift into town and then I walked back and sat outside on the path. Neighbours were all shocked she did that to me.

>>81644765
Maybe the fitness got me here. I even mentioned that I'd climbed up Snowdon and she said she was very impressed.

Still difficult to know if anything'll happen or she'll change her mind before later. I'll definitely garn Malvern tomorrow though if I do shag today (doubtful)

oh for fuck's sake, i see what's happened. 'first class post' doesn't mean 'arrives the next day' in current year. that's called Tracked 24 now.

thought today was Friday, turns out it's Saturday, so zero chance of a Sunday delivery. fuming.

Happily shag a black lass me. Sprogs though? Might be for you, but it's not for me

>>81644793
90% sure this is a Ruthmong post

>>81644780
>He said she was 50 other day. Hmm
that wasn't me, although I do recall that post
>>81633785
Yeah that post wasn't me

>I am actually. Believe it or not
I'll go with not, go on then, pad your LARP out a bit at least

>>81644793
>I'll never forget the time the rozzers literally just gave me a lift into town and then I walked back and sat outside on the path.
think you've skipped some important details in the story here lad

elab on this.

>>81644786
Ofcourse I'm right, everything is ruined in this world, there is nothing untouched.

>Yaa i'm doing East Shitholia

Just a box ticking thing for social clout, going to some utter dump, in fact most of the world is a fucking dump. The "tourist" cities that are shilled are too busy and full of fucking scammers.

>>81644766
Can't do that now with a sprog and no energy. She's also getting fatter. It really is true...women after 30 just kinda give up. They can't compete with younger, sexier women with better ovaries.

>>81644813
i wouldn't shag sprogs either.

>>81644813
Good morning ponce

Crossy and Cheeka didn't post yesterday. Cheeka has been MIA for a week or longer.

Shippy wants sprog but no luck so far

>>81644793
Your mum is onto something lad:

>Cleaning your room symbolizes taking responsibility for your own life and environment. It emphasizes the idea that before you can tackle larger societal issues, you should start with yourself and your immediate surroundings

>>81644815
it nightwalk lad.

>>81644827
she used to keep calling the police thinking this would solve the problem. it never did. now she accept my life almost. we can't all be winners.

>The virgin international traveller
>The Chad domestical traveller

>>81644842
probably murdered by his room-mate/bf

>>81644835
I was just watching her last night and she is huge now. Some women look better with a fuller figure, but Lauren isn't one of them. She got the sprog she always wanted so I suppose she is content now

>>81644830
It's literally just FOMO

>>81644852
It's a shame your mum can't simply take you to the vet and have you put down.

The third shag I ever had was aged 27, now pulling 3 women in a year, corr.

>>81644842
>Waa waa where are my gay dollies

>>81644861
This.

Much better for the enviorment and economy

>>81644830
>I'll call your '''bookcase''' and raise you this, sunshine

I've gotta get out of this place. Someday I'm getting on that train. - Spirited Away

>>81644897
>johnlong3214 - audio engineer and vocal coach

>>81644166
Ruth probably got her Dad to check the CCTV. They might have a clear image of one of Ruth's stalkers.

>he tries to bully others online
>he thinks his life is going well

>>81644881
He'll be shagging a bag of lukewarm water from now on. That's if the dead bedroom hasn't kicked in already. She'll be too stressed raising a baby and will rarely be in the mood for a shagging.

Her daughter will grow up living life on easy mode and probably just become a shitty "influencer" / asmrtist like her. She'll be forcing her to make tiktoks to whatever the new gimmick is in ten years to earn money for her. Seems like the exploitative type. Lauren will barely do any content creation by the time she's an adult. Probably just doing cringy travel vlogs and hauls from shops. Her prime is long over. She's a relic.

>>81644864
>blackpleased.jpg

Lol. As often the title of the image is the funny bit

i'd rather have a sexless relationship with physical/romantic companionship, than neither sex nor companionship, tbqhwyouall.

>>81644965
My life is going okayish but I don't bully other lads online

>>81644969
Does posting stuff like this actually make you feel better? Must be a bit of an empty joy, since you know that no matter how disappointing their lives might get, it will never even be close to being as miserable as your self-imposed prison.

going straight edge shippy style now me, getting too unhealthy to keep drinking like i do

I don't fit in with British culture at all

>>81645005
>self-imposed
this is so tiresome. people just have a bad lot in life.
>you only have yourself to blame!!

what if it's just circumstances? all sorts of people have negative outcomes in life, it can even just be down to chance.

>>81645023
>don't fit in with British culture at all

>>81644969
That guy looks incredibly average. Out of shape too. No doubt he has a good job and a healthy bank balance.

>>81645023
our sense of humour is fine.

>>81644901
That wasn't you with the arm length tattoo was it? Deanomaxxing gone too far

>>81645024
People can have a bad lot in life. That's true. But when you've literally never put any effort into anything, ever, and you've just wasted every hour of every day you've ever lived?

That's not a bad lot in life, is it? That's just being bad at life.

>>81645043
I think it's kinda boring

>>81645030
looks like an 'easy iron' shirt. if he's bringing in a wage, why isn't she ironing his shirts?

(would ask the same if it was the other way around.)

>>81645030
This is a very obvious and shallow cope.

>>81645060
>why isn't she ironing his shirts?

>>81645023
Back to Syria then, groomer.

>>81644590
Hope everything goes ok mate. My issues aren't a fraction of yours so I guess as SSM says, "there's always someone worse off". One of my biggest fears is being wheelchair bound so touch wood that doesn't happen to either of us

>>81644965
A classic example: Shippy bullying Arbroathy.

>>81645052
true. i just don't like it as an assumption. like when it comes to the whole 'heh, need to put yourself out there, kiddo, work on yourself, then you'll get a gf!'
equally, women could just go out and shag these guys. even enter in fulfilling relations with them.

at what point did we decide people living miserable lives are somehow there through a lack of effort, by default? most people do not want miserable lives. most people's efforts are directed towards having non-miserable lives.

>>81645075
I'm not an immigrant, I'm just not attached to our society and never have been

>>81644961
He not a stalker. He was just visiting some pubs. There is no crime there.

>>81645087
You're not. You're like a fish who doesn't know it's in water. British Culture is embedded into every White British person who has been raised here. You can't avoid it.

>>81645086
We're talking about a man whose efforts are not directed at anything. There are no efforts. His only effort is finding justifications for putting no effort into anything. That is his religion.

>>81645087
do you have anything to compare it to, then? is there some other culture where you think that'd be more for you?

i find it easier with different time periods, to be honest. maybe it's oversimplifying or romanticising, bit fedora-y, but i'd rather live in the actual fedora times than these detached irony "lulz fedoras, cringe" times. learn me some discipline, never play computer games, read books and maybe even work.

>>81645108
i guess i'm doing the same, then. did try, loads. energy ran out.

if i'd ended up successful, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now.

>>81645111
The irony-posioned faggotry of modern society is insufferable. Even this post posted on any major social platform would generate some irony-poisoned replies. It's endemic. Sincerity is dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2MoQJP-PhA

Tune for the lads on Saturday afternoon!

reading about oor Shippy x

>>81645005
Of course it does. People think having a kid makes them better than those without. I've had blokes ask me about kids and he's like "I could never go life without continuing my legacy..." bullshit like that. Like fuck off you sad npc. Nobody gives a shit in the end.

Then people moan about single men not working. These cunts cost the country more by having kids.

>>81645121
You tried, loads. I respect that. Maybe one day you'll find the energy to try again. You're very different from Ruthmong.

>>81645137
>I've had blokes ask me about kids

What "blokes"? You never go out, meet anyone, go anywhere, speak to anyone. The only question anyone would ask you about kids is "Why are you taking pictures of my kids?"

>>81645136
Does that book go into Burton being a nonce, and how most of the other British-Arabists at the same were also massive brown-boy raping nonces?

I know Labour get a lot of shit but their recent banning of ninja and samurai swords has really improved Britain's streets; all the warring shinobi and ronin immediately popped their weapons into the bins provided.. It not right what the Satsuma Clan did in Enfield but we live on despite of it. Starner's Swordless Streets campaign win hearts and minds x.

>>81645138
thanks mate, maybe. might look back one day, "that was all a bit daft, what was i like?"

but people just get worn down. maybe it's not as bad as death or torture, but other people also just win, or have intermittent hardships then bounce back. i say, as long as it's been 6+ months, you CAN whine. maybe it's all you have in life.

>>81643104
Based. Much better than the guy who is going to Toby Carveries. I mean I can respect having a goal and pursuing it, but personally I don't like Toby Carvery.

>>81645137
>continuing my legacy
Love this shit. Like they're some warrior king ruling over an empire, and not some overweight alcie working as a white van man in Exeter. Legacy kek

>>81645079
Mobility scooter is on the horizon, probably within 24 months, but need to see what happens with these coming appointments. One main one is this build up of plaque on the brain, and potential for it to be a sign of alzheimers. If it is, then I have a decision to make, but no need to think of that till after the appointment next week.

Just saw this video in the recommendations and thought of Ebin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR4Ppx8M1Fg

>>81645151
My dad committed Harakiri rather than give up his samurai ways.

>>81645160
>alzheimers
I was originally going to post about "2 of my biggest fears one of which was being wheelchair bound" and you legit just posted the second one... I truly hope it's not that and it's just a side-effect of some treatable condition. GL anon

>>81645030
Looks like your average banker, insurance firm worker. Probably sits there watching the sky sports after a long day at the office. Reckon he is making a good 70k a year.

I doubt Lauren has ever done any real work in her entire life. She just relies on sad little men watching her do some cringe sexualise roleplays. What would she do if she didn't have a somewhat successful online presence? Probably something like an events coordinator, HR or nursery worker. Nothing too taxing.

>>81645136
give these a try lad

>>81645175
>She just relies on sad little men watching her do some cringe sexualise roleplays

What kind of sad little man would do that?

>>81645171
we all suffer the effects of the ninja wars on Britain's streets, my nan was killed by a shuriken thrown in error, she didn't deserve it x

>>81645154
There's plenty of room in britfeel for Spoons anons and Toby anons. No need to form rivalries. We all just drinking and carvery in life.

>>81645175
She's done more work than you ever have or will. Albeit that's a low bar.
Your so boring :|

think i could handle being in a wheelchair

total blindness or severe memory problems, nah. assisted dying legislation can't come fast enough.

>>81645189
The worst part of all this is the lack of justice. They always kill themselves after their job which means victims and their families can never receive closure. Thank you Kier

>>81645175
Also lol at the sad little men part. Nail on the head.

>>81645193
i only visit independent cafes. if i see they've ordered in something from The Coca-Cola Company or Nestle, i leave.

I wonder if Ruthmong acknowledges he's a sad little man or if he thinks he's some kind of exception. The reality is, he's probably in the bottom 1% even of the sad cunts who watch the videos.

>>81644646
That's probably the worst way to spend 280 quid

why did ruth disable her channel? what a waste of effort that was for her.

>>81645173
I big fear I have/had is going blind. I live alone, there's a tiny chance that could guess they keypad layout to hopefully unlock the phone to ring somebody, but it's very unlikely.
I had a glaucoma diagnosis the other day (risk of blindness if left untreated).
>GL anon
Thanks anon

>>81645154
>Much better than the guy who is going to Toby Carveries

If you're gonna simp, I can recommend an asexual virgin vtuber who is pretty funny sometimes and is absolutely disgusted by sex to the point she doesn't even touch herself. Better than simping for some youtube tart with an actual boyfriend pumping cum on her face. Borderline cuckoldry that.

>>81645211
>i only visit independent cafes

>>81645193
Fair. I can respect the carvery hustle.

>>81645211
Did you know that Costa Coffee is now owned by Coca-Cola. They bought it a few years ago.

Although are you even a man if you refuse to leave the house and blame the world for your own problems?

>>81645203
Seppuku Act 2024 means there was no justice for the all the lost lads. Several of the ninjas with the highest kill count just smoked bombed and were never seen again or laid in koi ponds with just a reed to breathe through until the heat died on them.
No idea why we ever let the ninjas in.

>>81645231
sounds sad, this.
'asexual' is pretty cut and dry: i mean you either are, or you aren't. not everything is a spectrum.

she's either a liar or authentically asexual. neither are good things. keep this YouTuber to yourself.

Just touch grass bro. Walk around with your head in your phone like everyone else.

I'm the lad who went to the swan, I'm marginally worried they'll think I'm ruthmong and arrest me for stalking.

>>81645249
>neither are good things
I don't like liquorice. I suppose that's not a good thing either?

>>81645209
Imagine being a hard working man going into the office every day while your dumb blonde girlfriend just sits there making sexy videos all day. She's fucking pathetic like so many women these days. They dread real work. Stick her in the warehouse for 12 hours a day or make her drive a delivery van all summer. She'd soon top herself.

For me? It's locally and independently owned pubs. No chain slop that is mass produced for gaping spastic maws.

I'd rather spent twenty five quid and get a proper roast made from higher quality meat with expertly cooked side dishes than some Spakka Carvery.


We can't all live lush-like

Men shouldn't simp desu desu
If you can't get a partner then I would get a dog. ( The animal not the British female) Best friend youl ever have

>>81645198
She's only got by because she was pretty in her 20s. I don't have that advantage in life. I'm born male.

>>81645271
Local and indepedently owned pubs blast shocking deano music over the speakers

This is why I like spoons. Not only is it cheap, and it's just got atmospheric rowdiness. Like a proper pub

A sunny Saturday shut in your boxroom playing online dollies and drama on britfeel

>>81645271
>high quality meat
A cow is a cow

>>81645215
I don't give a shit. Makes no difference if I try or not. We all in our designated roles for a functional society.

>>81645291
You're right lad, I normally think your posts are pathetic cope but this is spot on. I'll get out of bed and go and do something.

>>81645291
But you're here to read every post and then comment upon it all though? Perplexing.

Boxroom dollymong samefagging again

Reminder: Don't reply, and don't reply to the samefagging

>>81645260
The absolute worse case scenario is they'll ask you not to contact her again, and I think the chance of it coming to that are less than 5%

>>81645269
Going in and making money whilst my partner makes more money farming losers online without getting her nips out? Easy money, I wouldn't give a fuck.
You should get a warehouse job laddie they're legally bound to provide you PPE. Get a nice pair of boots on ya

lump on my willy feels like its about to pop

>>81645296
>Makes no difference if I try or not.

Keep telling yourself that lad.

>>81645309
I'm not going to do boring work. I'd rather be unemployed. Life is not that much better working some shit deadend job for decades. You're still a loser to society.

>>81645307
I've never contacted her or even watched a video. I have no interest in her whatsoever, but I like the ruthmong character

>>81645239
>Costa Coffee is now owned by Coca-Cola. They bought it a few years ago.
right after the papers were investigating all the major chains for tax avoidance and all that. Costa turned out to be decent, just a good British-based company doing well and paying its fair share.

running out of British business success stories, lads. Wetherspoons? G4S?

>>81645267
correct. liquorice is really nice. you should give it another go.

Why would a man work a shit job just to not get laid, never afford to travel, never move out, never enjoy life? While others get it all. No way am I working to support those kind of people. They will all pay for me. Welfare is there to keep men from doing terrible things.

>>81645339
>tax avoidance and all that.

>>81645317
get two cotton buds and squeeze it. just hold a tissue on it if it bleeds (don't faff around with plasters).

>>81645352
no Mr Gigachad.jpg. this is a bad thing.

>>81645326
Your the boring one. Better for everyone else desu that you don't leave your room.
Funny part is that if that lass ever needed to drive a van, she could. You can't.
Everyone sees through your cope.

>>81645363
Tax avoidance is pretty based actually

>>81645335
It's unlikely you were even captured on CCTV. It's unlikely they'd bother to check the footage even if you were. It's unlikely they'd bother to phone the police even if they checked the footage. It's unlikely the police would attempt to identify you from the footage. It's unlikely they'd be able to even if they attempted it. It's unlikely they'd bother to visit you even if they did identify you. And even if all of those unlikely things happened, all they'd do is tell you not to go there again.

Don't worry at all about it.

There's a lot of talk about bodycounts when it comes to sex and while I get it what scares me even more is even if a girl has only had sex with 5 guys if those were long relationships she might have had sex over 1000 times in the most insane ways and weird fetishs with just one guy, especially when they're younger could be multiple times a day potentially over 10000 shags how the fuck could I possibly compare when I'm a virgin it's truly over

Just as I was building my family name they ban my way of life. It not right. Resorted to working in Tesco but they let me go after they caught me slicing melons with a sword in the stockroom.

>>81645339
Yeah it's a shame that good British companies always get bought up by people abroad.
>ARM got bought by SoftBank (Japanese)
>DeepMind got bought by Google (American)
>Rolls Royce Motor Cars got bought by BMW (German)
>McLaren got bought by the Bahrain Royal Family

>>81645352
>>81645372
The rich should be made to pay their fair share of tax, so that the UK can have a functioning health service (essential if you ever have an accident), and effective police, and all that stuff.

>>81645372
come up with a legitimate and/or entertaining reason how.

>>81644213
>wollox: done in

3 slices of brioche bread with Nutella oh it lush.

>>81645402
It's just one facet of Shippy's "Diamond of Cope"

>>81645385
i know it's just the status quo for them, but both real life people i've known AND agony aunt letters in newspapers have the whole
>i have loads of sex and we're having problems
problems.

just give up sex, for a month, say. instead of fucking each other 3-4 times a week. shouldn't take you a sex-starved loser to figure out that one. put the dildos and costumes away.

A new thread which is new

>>81645423
>>81645423

>>81645402
Government spends it on boat wogs, housing BAMEs, etc etc, whites pay tax, non whites spend it

Keir Starmer backs a war criminal (Netanyahu).
Don't pay any money to a government that supports apartheid.

Any engineer lads here?
A bracer on a gate should go diagonally from the bottom of the hinged side to the right? That would keep it in tension right?

What the fuck is Starmer's problem? Keeps going in about moral duty and broken systems even after doing a u-turn. Fucking reprehensible cunt.

>>81645376
They usually arrest and hope for guilty pleas in interview. It's only evidence that matters and there would be none for the CPS to even bother taking it on. The process is the punishment and bail conditions. Never fall for it. You have to make sure you sue them after for detainment and assault against your person (if handcuffs were used). Sadly it's all taxpayer money and the police forces have so much insurance to cover claims.

>t. arrested several times for people's lies and police scum just randomly kidnapping me for apparently breaking shit as I was just giving them evils

>>81645376
PS - you've never interacted with the police once in your life mate.

stop winding the Swan lad up.

he just went for a nice day out, you people are just cruel.

always go for the duty solicitor. it takes the least amount of fuss. so you might as well.

>>81645442
>based on the MORAL CASE FOR socialism

>>81645747
Yes they know best at the time. It's free but they can tell you to admit guilt if they just think you'll be fine with a caution. Innocent plea always unless strong evidence.