Thread 81714765

America cheated edition

rasta wammer cupcake

First for piss-cakes

Certified freak. Seven days a week.

>>81715969
Wet ass pie makes a lad go weak

>>81714765 (OP)
Jinju jammer ninja zapper.

evaSex lol

get it, because it's '6' which is 'six' and then I changed it to 'sex' becuase it's a girl and im not gay

Why did they pick the most noticeably of all colors to put on their soldiers? Were they actually retarded?

First for the grimmest rolling stock on the network

>>81716056
Still better than them rattly CAFs that Northern got.

>>81716056
How do you know it was a tranny who handed in your wallet? How did you even leave it in the station to begin with?

>>81716071
What were those old infamous ones northern had? Not sleepers but something like that

>>81716075
Fell out of my pocket, the tranny was there when I got back to the station. Offered him 20 bong as a gift but he refused

>>81716089
Think you mean the pacers.

as you were lads x

>>81716125
Pacers that was it, not even watertight kek

>>81716106
How do you know it was a tranny?

Think britfeel is in a third golden age posts wise, haven't seen it so alive and active for ages

>tfw no girl will ever love me

it's just the way things are meant to be for some men

Sean wakes up on the floor. It is dark outside. He does not know what time it is. His phone is dead. His laptop is still open still buzzing its dull blue light across the room. He cannot remember passing out. His mouth tastes like sick and cider. His back hurts. His leg is numb.

The flat smells like piss and burnt food. There is mould on the walls. Damp in the ceiling. Mice in the cupboards. He does not care. He stopped caring years ago. He has been in this same room for most of his life. Sunderland is quiet. No one checks on him. No one calls.

He turns forty next week. Forty years of nothing. No job no friends no woman no hope. Just these walls and the same clothes and the same bottle and the same screen. He tells himself he is comfortable. But the silence is too loud.

He grabs a can from the floor. It is warm and flat. He drinks it anyway. His stomach turns. He tries not to vomit. The benefits came yesterday. He ordered kebab and beer and some dodgy pills from a lad he met online. He does not remember if he took them. He hopes he did.

The laptop is full of noise. Threads about politics threads about nothing. He posts the same things over and over again. Nobody replies. Sometimes they tell him to kill himself. He thinks they might be right.

The curtains have not been opened in months. He cannot remember the last time he saw sunlight. He cannot remember the last time he saw anyone. His neighbour died two years ago. The body was not found for weeks. He wonders how long it would take for someone to find his.

He pisses in a bottle because the bathroom is too far. He eats cold chips off a plate that has not been washed in days. He smells himself and almost gags. He used to care about that. Not anymore.

There is a mirror in the hallway. He avoids it. He caught a glimpse once and did not recognise the man staring back. Fat grey bloated red eyed. Something between a corpse and a warning.

eva6's lovely soft hair

LMAO fuck wagies x

imagine the stench of his nappy after those cinema nachos

>>81716160
I'll wait for the video, thanks lad.

HHL on meltdown crowd control now.

funny how him and the asian gimmegrants have a lot in common innit x

eva's lovely soft arse

>>81716160
that MY chairman

>>81716113
i have plushies, protect me

securing eva6's consent to think about her ribcage.

you wont believe me but i am an empath to people like timmy and chris chan

Wish I'd never fucked up my head with psych meds to be honest lads

What flavour ice cream do you get/like cheeka?

>>81716209
i'm not SUPER versed in the lore, but Chris-chan seems like an actually-horrible person, whatever kinship you feel with hir over the autism thing.

Will Smith knows the score x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE

>>81716209
What about ruthmong

>>81716215
Usually vanilla because most other flavours of big brands will have various sneedage/gum additives. Bad stuff. The strawberry haagen dazs is sneedfree though so thats good too.

>>81716231
shes normal and not a victim of online harrassment to my knowledge
but i do feel bad for people but i rarely ever step in or make a situation better even if i can

>>81716160
Truly a Shakespearian take in the human condition, or lack thereof.

>>81716160
HHL will be spinning cope all night now cause of this. please stop lad x

What's your favourite Ice Age character lads? Mine's Sid.

Brits lost America because they wouldn't give 1 seat per US state in the house of commons. I mean how fucking stupid and arrogant do you have to be?
>Inb4 we don't want America
COPE. As if you don't drool at the prospect of being a superpower again.

>>81716245
Ruthmong is britfeel poster. Not Ruth.

>>81716259
looks like are goocheese

Come to my castle and I'll defend it.

God bless America land of the free, I wish I was born there and not on this island of depression. If I was born American I'd be rich and not a virgin.

>>81716242
Based Vanilla enjoyer. It's the best flavour when done right.

You should come Scarborough I'll buy you a good icesneed

>>81716266
oh, idk, just horny?
but i also dont feel bad for randoms in random countries who die to artillery
its specifically autistic lonely people who i sympathise and want to help and fix

Fucking pub down the road are having some noisy karaoke night that still hasn't ended. Every utterly shit pop song from the 90s and 2000s has been sung.

>>81716259
>tfw no Sid gf

>>81716271
That's clearly a more attractive specimen by far.

Finished off that Makaveli-tier cider now.

Garn neck this VK now x

>>81716282
Go an have a pint

oh my fk my eyes are straining and hurting so bad from todays 16 hour screentime sesh, i want to keep using laptop and making posts but it hurts lads my eyes are getting all watery. fks sake

>>81716288
She ain't, trust me

>>81716279
Yeah adding tons of flavours for the sake of it is just slop anyway. It undignified. I think I went to Scarborough once when I was younger. Don't remember it much though.

>>81716280
>autistic lonely people

Yet you come on here and to insult and belittle them.

>>81716259
I like when girls have that cute little nose piercing

>>81716277
You'd be outside lighting off fireworks and then clean a gun or two later.

>>81716282
Sounds like a fun time

>>81716309
only if theyre rude
i can deal with the sexual stuff, besides, sometimes its funny
some stuff i think about late at night, and wonder if it affects me, like people imagining me in my bikini

Helper's world is collapsing in real time

Traitors setting off fireworks

Launch the scuds x

>>81716280
>and want to help and fix
You could do this by shagging them

>>81716302
I just take little wank breaks and have something to eat

>>81716280
https://open.spotify.com/track/2h3MDMf8sd9s4XIzpTBIjX

>>81716324
thats another thing
i meant i can keep them company, befriend them, and we both see from there

>>81716280
Fix me x

>>81716288
feel like shit
just want her back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqf7bIOg_ao

this Eva 6 and the sad pathetic losers talking to her are incredibly gay!

>>81716336
They don't need you befriending them, they need you shagging them. If you don't want to that's fine, but don't pretend you want to help them

>>81716320
Does it ever turn you on?

spotify oldest trick in the books

HHL hates eva6 because she said he was ugly and wears a nappy KEK

in another life me and eva would be good friends, its a shame im just a britfeeler to her, she views us with disgust

>>81716170
real and true spotted

>>81716308
Pistachio or """Dubai""" is the latest slop. Lotus biscoff before that. Imagine wanting anything named after that shit hole Dubai. About sums up the B&M greige AstroTurf ryanair Audi S3 "people" who'd buy it.

That said English Heritage did a special old recipe flavour that was nice that I tried. It was "brown bread", Gregorian

Maybe I'll come Newcastle someday. Never even been that far north, well I've never been anywhere

thought he wasn't drinking until saturday
0 willpower

>>81716323
exhaled out my nose to this

>>81716347
some stuff people has said has affected me, but thats just inspiration

HHL loyalists still hold Flamingo Land

The last true pro-HHL holdout in England

Don't let them bankrupt us x

Based HHL king of the NEETs. Corr

>>81716364
It's Friday let the lad have a drink nan x

>>81716320
You insulted Ebins voice unprovoked and you've said you wouldn't even consider dating any autistics here.

>>81716320
i imagine you masturbating

feeling a bit dissociated, like my whole years been about britfeel, starting to wonder what britfeel even is

>>81716363
In my local shop they have that fucking Dubai chocolate behind the counter with the booze, 5 squid for a little bar

>>81716371
You are such a narcissistic rat its unreal

>>81716384
Looks shite too. It'll be 20p a bar soon, giving it away like that shite prime drink

>>81716379
I have and masturbated

im going into bed now goodnight liebechen!!!!!!!!
>>81716379
oh okay

>>81716382
britfeel is about clockmaxxing

>>81716285
Raise your standards lad. She's a 4/10 at best.

>>81716314
It's trashy.

>>81716363
Corrrrr had a biscoff cake once, was lush and I mean lush TBF. I'm not that well travelled either desu. So it doesn't mean much but I like Newcastle and surrounding places. Get unwomfy straying too far from home.

>>81716382
I sometimes have these weird revelations usually during my middle of the night piss. How odd it is that some thread on 4chsn had totally consumed quite a few people's lives

>>81716402
What are you rating your gf now?

>>81716408
trip on sean lol

>>81716397
Sweet dreams x

imagining her cute little moans >>81715665 can tell from what she looks like that she has a cute voice
her brunette hair flows delicately on her little boobies
>>81716397
masturbate in bed please. you'll enjoy it more knowing i'm thinking of you <3

Some massively obese woman causing a fuss on the train

>>81716421
i was going to anyways but thank you
also my hair goes on my shirt, i always wear a shirt in bed

>>81716371
welper loyalists standing back and standing by

>>81716425
let me guess the snack cart was empty

BRITISH PEOPLE HELP YOURSELF XXX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G38EhpozVrI

>>81716429
one hand under your shirt on your nipple, the other starts through your underwear, glide the middle finger up and down until they're soaked, then slip them down, keep them around your ankles, go really slow, trace letters <3

>>81716408
>Get unwomfy straying too far from home.

Same, even a day trip and I feel mentally shattered. Just like chilling me. Stress of travel and being away from familiarity not worth it. I'd never go abroad, maybe to the USA if I ever had a lot of money.

>>81716421
Get a fucking grip

>>81716438
She had pre-arranged for a ramp apparently, but it wasn't there. Then she wanted a refund because of it and the conductor said that they don't process refunds on the train and to contact the operator

>>81716416
In no way does this make sense whatsoever. Obviously it's Chika.

>>81716435

Garn full scale now

Stand by lid x

>>81716454
shut up you absolute mong

please can we just ignore the disgusting female attention farming here

>>81716456
Being abroad is for the first night again least horrible imo. Really bad feeling. Flying is too scary anyway. Got all we need here despite its problems. I think of leaving sometimes but nowhere else would feel right in truth.

Was thinking about wanking earlier but nah, SSRI nibbas have killed my sneed drive again

>Yes we can arrange a ramp for you
>You have to move to the next carriage
>She refuses
State of this whale

>>81716457
fat women need shooting into space

>>81716415
I'd rather be alone than have that obnoxious spotty gremlin in my life.

Heil fucking Hitler xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C87cQvdjuFc

>>81716411
it's mad going to other generals and they all have their own equally obsessed posters and thread culture
I used to post in one in like 2016-17 and every few months I go back and half the same posters are still there, having the same dumb arguments with each other

>>81716496
Grow up you mong you've had 2 beers

>>81716485
I'm not on them but most days this is me also. Think I got some of that ED.

aw nanny will not like this nappy shitter x

You can justify NEETing by saying people who are multimillionaires like models or nepobabies like the Kardashians are all basically NEETs but they're worshipped for it because they have money. They don't actually contribute anything of worth to society.

>>81716482
Britain is an underrated land mass, we really do have everything here. History, geography, scenery, decent wildlife.

People who go through the stress and finances of travel to sit in some foreign hellhole full of scammers with unclean drinking water will never make sense to me. Majority of the world is objectively worse than Britain

Does eva look better than tubby asmr lass without makeup?

The media led by British women push me to suicide x

>>81716515
this has so many holes in it I almost think you are doing this as bait

>>81716520
Yeah, it's really pretty easy to just like exist here. It just right as Goldilocks and the Three Bears said. Corrr they read their Aristotle they did.

>eva spam goes to bed
>another spam fag starts up

odd that hmmmm x

>>81716523
looks like jewel rancid
ruthlad has a thing for ip2 lookalikes

A demonic force exists within Britain

They want lads like me to commit suicide

Led by evil cruel women

>>81716533
Point them out then

>>81716523
Corr I wanna feed her

>>81716547
lol
need an Alice lookalike now

>>81716557
take some responsibility for once like a real man. you are such a fanny it unreal

>>81716509
I could get it up if I really had to, I just can't get horny. I could look at porn now and I couldn't register sexual thoughts, concerning really.

>>81716537
Moderate weather, moderate politics (not getting bombed or civil war, free healthcare, bennies), safe wildlife and countryside, amazing coast near enough no matter where you are in country.

You can just avoid the utter shit parts very easily. And the utter shit parts aren't that dangerous in comparison with the rest of the world

>>81716557
You know the score de lad. They want to snuff us all out. UK is the least autism-friendly country in the world

Judge Dredd with Karl Urban

class x

>>81716571
kate Middleton paid for this post

>>81716577
I mean there's other countries besides third world shitholes lad, but I agree those are never worth visiting. You aren't going to get bombed in Japan for example

>>81716578

British women want me dead x

>>81716547
Yes, I remember this comparison. I don't find them that attractive to be honest.

>>81716563
Them teeth must be adapted for her excessive eating habits.

>>81716598
Just remembered your bully died lol, sometimes we win in life x

>>81716594

Kate says drink and I say how much xxx

>>81716577
Yeah, even I complain a lot about things here, but if you just retreat into yourself a bit, it's alright. We should all be more grateful.

>>81716606
Red and black x

>>81716604

Lmfao forgot about that faggot. He dead x

>>81716619
You'll get a lass knocked up one day de lad x

>>81716615

>Red and black x

You know the score x

>people went to HHL bullys funeral
>HHL funeral is empty

lol

maybe the trick to getting a re-working penis is awkward cybersex shite on 4chan.

give it a try.

>>81716649
>HHL bullys funeral
>open casket
>queue to give them a high five

Imagine never having sex and being expected to move your bag from the bus seat because of a foid. I value my bag more than a foid. Stand cunt.

>>81716666
Quads of truth de lad

>>81716596
Until you get hit by an earthquake and realize all the locals hate you and you can't speak the language

>>81716682
>you can't speak the language

Pouring one out for HHL's bully

I don't put my bag on the seat on a bus even when it's not crowded. I'm considerate. Other people also have a right to get a seat and that's good. It's called being a heckin good human being chuds (but for reals).

Ha

British folk stand behind me x

>>81716710
Earlier I was sat on a table seat, 3 people came along and sat in the other seats but there was a 4th person with them. I offered to move elsewhere so they could all be seated together, they ended up thrashing the table with beers cans and other rubbish

>>81716720
HEIL HELPER
HEIL HELPER
HEIL HELPER
HEIL HELPER

>>81716722
Well, that's their problem. You still did the right and respectable thing.

>>81716729
this lad knows the score
biblical

I am a loyal soldier of the Helper regime

the boys and I were going out for a walk so we had to get out and go get a bite of the food for dinner so I can get out and eat with you and I got a drink with my friends so we could have some fun with you and then I was like what do I have a good night love and miss your dad love and I miss him and you guys so I have a great time with you and I will see him in a few hours I hope to talk soon love and hugs bye and love and hugs to all my love bye see y all of you bye love you bye see you guys bye see you soon bye love you guys bye love you talk to you guys bye love you and miss you guys bye love you have a good night bye love you too bye love you too love you guys bye love you guys bye love you guys bye love you guys bye love you guys bye love you guys bye love you guys talk later today at nine a good time of my dad said hello and see if there is no later love and talk later on in my bed I miss seeing you

I don't like her wish she would stop posting like that other one
freaks need to ramp up the vile posting

Just signed up for Homeland Party x

>>81716787
Please tell me you're joking de lad x

Took 36 quid from me bank account

Wtf x

>>81716787
for me it was joining Zarah Sulltana's mailing list on Action Network.
i want to stay in the loop about her and Jezza's new party.

it a democracy x.

Getting into bed is the lushest part of the day.

>>81716801

They just took 36 quid from me bank evem though they said 5 quid. Fuming me x

Been done me x

Important information

The cost of membership is 36 per year. There are no concessionary rates.

>>81716787
>>81716816
you joined a political party mate.
like, became a member? that's how it works

>>81716837
The website says membership is 36

>There are no concessionary rates.
lmao the one fucking party that would do this.

>>81716837
oh aye
Kenny Smith having a few tonight

Fuck it they can keep the extra money I just don't like the Jewish bullshit x

I ultimately respect HHLs decision to join homeland. I don't trust Kenny Smith but maybe you'll make like minded friends

>>81716849

Aye I didn't see it.

At least I'm a fully paid up member now.

So to "join" you just pay these parties money.. for what exactly lmao

I want to run as Homeland's candidate for Sunderland in 2029 x

I'll get me money worth x

>>81716867
Alright lad, we're cut from the same political cloth. I fucking loved my time in the BNP and have no regrets. Maybe you'll meet some local lads on the same wavelength. I don't think they'll ever even get a councillor elected, but it's more about networking anyway, getting into contact with fellow people who know the score x

>>81716875
garn local with the homeland lads

>>81716873
Every single party has a membership fee, to find the party expenses

>>81716889

I'll post my membership card when it arrives x

I am on your side 100% x

I will be Homeland's main lad in Sunderland x]

I know the people here x

>>81716925
Be good to socialise de lad

Be sensible lad, that organisation will be riddled with glowies.

>>81716985
they're going to fuck with his benefits to radicalize him

I am literally 10x more radical than Homeland

If anything I will brainwash them lmfao x

I googled the homeland party after you boys mentioned it. Clicked on their homepage and accepted cookies.

Im on a watch list now, arent I? Fuckin annoying. I aint no fash

>>81717058
welcome to the fash zone lad

>>81716889
What type of game is this, how do you collect cards, what's on the other side?

>>81716891
But what do you get out of being a "member" of a political party?

>females appear
>thread homosexuals lose value

Fun is not what we are here for is it x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKMdAccrM1M

>>81717092
something like this game

>>81717144
Now let's see Sean Allan's card

Everyone jusrt calm down x

Everyone just relax x

>>81717144
>something like this game
A game of COPE?

Listen guys.... I'm upset too..

But sadlly, the bad guys... they don't think like us....

>>81717108
Attend meetings, stand as a candidate, vote on internal party matters

Attend meetings, stand as a candidate, and voting on internal party matters won't get me a gf

>>81717222
its not about the gf
its about sending a message

Fully paid member of Homeland Now

I demand to ruin as Sunderland's canditate in 2029. Britfeel will try to sabtoge me that nappy shit. I'll deny everything x

Trip to wuttingham: Concluded

Helper mate i'm sorry but you just cannot stand for election.

there's just too much out there. it's that simple.

>>81717251
I think the nappy stuff will be the reason a lot of people vote for you. The adult baby vote is very valuable.

>>81717346
No chance

I'll say leftists pushed me to suicidde

A lot of what I said is AI fake x

Back me as Mayor of Sunderland

I can win x

>>81717418
you're gonna need to bring the youtube channel back lad

>>81717430

Watch this space boyo x

If you don't support HHL you're basically a traitor

Only just went and prepped meself a microwave burgah didn't i

I did didn't i

We all wungry in loife X

Fuming me dragged me iut x

Fuming me
Give em over to me x

>>81717538
>>81717592
Smackhead mate? X

>>81716130
The boys are back ras brings a tear to the eye

I'm on the blower to my homeland party connections to tell them that some piss pants nappy mong has joined their party, and not to let him near any position of power under any circumstances.

>>81717931
Perhaps Shippy and HHL should start their own party together, and centre their policies around the right-wing ABDL voting bloc. The BNNP (British Nationalist Nappy Party)

>>81717891
biblical are kid x

>>81717999
His potatos come a full on casser roll that feeds the nations

glad to see the Oasis got a glowing review in The Guardian.
apparently they are sticking to the first two albums and if you WOULD HAVE liked them live back then, you WILL PROBABLY like them, doing it again, now.

>>81718131
Oasis is fucking wank.

>>81718158
i mean, they're fine. and doing fine well? that's five stars. like if they remade the Brendan Frasier The Mummy, but it was the same, maybe the same actors, older.

>>81718131
>apparently they are sticking to the first two albums
As expected, but no Columbia is a bit disappointing desu
>>81718158
Your mams cunt YOU STINK

I pisser myself dr lads
N even gl
I pissed all over the floor. Ave gone weewee all over thr shop.Not right

Imagine this is what it is like at the care home these days.

Ave got warm pee all over thr floor. I couldn't help it. Jts not right de lats

>>81718217
>>81718235
Oh dear, Crossy. No more big girl pants for you... You know you have to be in nappies from now on.

Am ngl. Ave pissed all over the floor.wtf.x it's actual warm. I.dong remember hrtting here

What the fuck. Ave weeserf dbdfuwhrr

Nappymong is fucking loving this

It's not right. Ave pissed all over the shop. Izzts not EIGHT!!!!!!

I sleep n figure ig ojt tmoz xx night night xxxxx

It's not m6 fault I peepeed. It id what it is

>>81714765 (OP)
Plankton cheated

The whole floor is warm n shiny de lids. It is what it is

I'm not doing a boring job at the warehouse while women get to live it up in comfy jobs that pay better. Fuck that. NEET life if I'm gonnna be poor anyway.

Ngl ave x knok r trlt pissed all over the hotel floor. What the fuck. I guess my mmy n my sisters dropped me here. Ngl ave deposited my weewee everu3herem itsbnotbright. My feet r wet. Am notnrhekn kidding ave widdled All over the floor. I y a not right

Its nitnrigutn r eelafenwbebn3irfper kus r tl

Bed rotting since 2011. Fuck being some exploited wagie scum.

It d not right iv4 literally pissed all over the hotel floor. Am not even kidding. FFS

Am so ashamed. Ave literally piddrf slipover thr gkroorm . Inkrdrf n tonknd

At what age will she tell her daughter about her "job"? She'll probably sugarcoat it and make out it's not sexual at all.

Ave gone peepee all voet thr shop. Its joy right. Ehwtbtjrbtickmnm . Rvrrubory lwguh9ny wrbmrn

Princess Crossy is about to enter her pampers arc. Oh aye x

I cleaned it up. I piee4r all over this. Ffs

I literwll5 pisser all over th3 floor. It's honestly not right

>>81718426
If your mammy finds out, you're going to get a spanking Crossy

I go sleep n do my br s tvtkozmm n..m.m...m...Lo I nfront brnenkmoen how n ingot back jefe.lol. I peepee. Lol..where I s my.mmmy.......... n eleep

>>81718434
Yes I know. I think. My sisters walked ne home. Nd once I got in ny room I just widdled everywhere. It's not right makn. OK I go sleep nr deal with it tonoz xxITS NOT RIGHT!!!!!!@@@ I PUDDLED ON THR FLFOOR AAAAAAAAA

Goddamn jeets ruined my go-to porn site, it's been taken over by them for a while now. Most of the landing page consists of sloppy jeet porn at this point

They're like a locust swarm both IRL and online

Ave just noticed whoever walked me yo my.room.has left 2 glasses pf water next to my bed. So tjehr dod thar nd I just walked in the room.n pissrd all over the floor. I need put down

I literally need put down like a old dog. Am a burden on everuwokne inonow. It's not eitht

Well ave done my best to clean it bht I eoe wee wee all over this floor. It is what it is. I sleep x

I want to know where my mammy is n whe5e k6 sisters is n where my cousin is but my wee sis is the room across from me so ull sleep now nd see in the morning it wouldn't help wnyrhing if I stw4t wandering around no2b

Not right de lads Widdled myseltb. Its warm

>>81718642
happen to the best of them lad

>>81718661
It's not right. Am so embarrassed. I sleep x

It's warm x pee pm the floor x Mammy should hve drowned me x

What the ffkknkwn

Early morning poo

>>81714765 (OP)
Aren't britfags getting banned from 4chan unless ID is implemented or something like that?

I'm laughing at this faggot alcoholic putting literal poison into his body while I'm comfy with Dihydrocodeine. No disinhibition, no hangover, no liver/brain damage -- just pure euphoria.

Choose your drugs wisely, kids.

>>81719073
hiro has sorted it
keir knows the score now

Woke up from horrible nightmare where "mong" was hate speech and loads of lads from here were getting arrested

WE TAKE SUNDERLAND FROM THE CORRUPT X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzK97Aaj_U8

AND DO YOU ACCEPT THE RESIGNATION OF ALL THESE LIARS AND THE CORRUPT/

STAND BACK AND STAND BY. HHL LOYALISTS WILL BE TAKING CONTROL SHORTLY.

SUNDERLAND WILL SURVIVE X

HHL LOYALISTS ARE IN FULL CONTROL OF SUNDERLAND

DISPERSE OR BE FIRED UPON WE DON'T WANT WAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3WythosU_E

If Sunderland falls tonight I direct my forces to launch missiles in every direction

There is no world without us

>>81719449
when helper win the election
oh aye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c120CRw_tdw

NATO terrorists have bombed civilians in Sunderland.

Our anti-aircraft forces are hard at work x

Sky News and BBC are reprting the A1 is undetr the control of so-called "coalition forces". This is a lie.

In a few hours London can expect surprises.

I am afraid to inform you that porn has indeed won x

Pussy free nappy man in his political fantasies at 6am again

Our air defences are hard at work

NATO terrorists have bomed our ports

They want to starve us x

In a few hours a special military operation will be announced. We will be taking control of several key airports in northern England.

I ask all residents of northern England to stay indoors at this time.

All gatherings and businness are banned.

No more than 2 people out at the same time.

In the next few hours you will hear explosions and gunfire. Comfort your children x

Too small to join the navy

>>81719580

My main regret in life is not joining the navy. Maybe one day x

Navy would want fuck all to do with you lad. seeing as you are the definition of selfishness lmao

Fuck it. At this this crucial hour I ask my Nacy compatriots to come forward.

Britain is ours for the taken. let's fucking go.

This one's for crossy x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

Finishing off me wodka now

Would of worked all me life if Ididn;t haev autism x

>>81719711
nobody will ever listen to a virgin that looks like 13 years old

My local shop is open now x

I go now x

>>81719763
leave us all in peace from your inane whittering!

Well sadly.... the bad guy... they don't think like us

I just want you to know that I'm upset too x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

>>81719784
dont forget sean
>He pisses in a bottle because the bathroom is too far. He eats cold chips off a plate that has not been washed in days. He smells himself and almost gags. He used to care about that. Not anymore.

There is a mirror in the hallway. He avoids it. He caught a glimpse once and did not recognise the man staring back. Fat grey bloated red eyed. Something between a corpse and a warning.

He thinks about what his life could have been. Then he laughs. Then he drinks. Then he clicks refresh.

Nothing.

He lies back on the stained mattress. The ceiling is cracked. The lightbulb is broken. The wind whistles through the broken window pane.

He turns forty in six days. He closes his eyes. He hopes he does not make it.

>>81719768
You realize you who are talking to right? There is no reasoning with HHL once he enters this state.

HHL doing the online version of seaside mark talking to himself pissed up down sandford lane

Everybody needs to calm down x

Goint on a mental elf walk me x

porn is life x

another full day in my box room coming on strong de lads

>>81717949
>The BNNP (British Nationalist Nappy Party)
Chuckled at this

This is the result of
>2 cans of Stella
>1 can of 7% cider
>1 bottle of VK

YOU JUST WANTED TO MAKE FUN OF ME
YOU'RE JUST JUST LIKE THE REST OF REST EM'

>>81719887
Sean you really do need to sort your self out you melt. embarrassing.

>act like mong
>surprised when people make fun of you

>>81719898

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY WOMFORT X

>>81719907
no lad no one here would care if you choked on your vomit. in face the only people who would feel anything about your death is your benefit scroungers parents relieved you are finally gone.

>>81719793
>He turns forty in six days

I HATE YOU BRITFEEL

>>81719922
>no one here would care if you choked on your vomit
I would. I'm a Helper loyalist

>>81719931
Dumb and dumber

gonna go to IKEA today for some meatballs

IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU

Off out lads. See you about 10 tonight for the
>Rough af me
>Staying off the wooze nows
>Life better when you don't wrink
>Something something days no wokey

I love lily lou and want to marry her x

>>81719962
oh and dont forget the
>wagies pay for my cushty lifestyle
>im so happy and life is great
lmao

i LOVED YOU BRITFEEL X

life is god awful for hhl

>>81719978
Cope, he lives a life of comfort at wagies expense

>>81719986
Shut up you boring fat, friendless, antagonist, he's your favourite online dolly to play because he's only a few IQ points below you and you think you're manipulating him. You're not, he's just a fucking mong like you.

>>81719986
Cope.

he lives a life of misery and alcoholism

Lily knows that her porn is my sexlife and she wants the best for me.!she wants me to feel her love and I have signed up to her onlyfans <3

>>81719943
Need to garn Lidl later. Get that food shop in for the week

helper loyalists standing by x

im a subhuman pornosexual and my cock is an extension for porn porn is better than pussy and better than sex <3

>>81720002
>he's only a few IQ points below you and you think you're manipulating him
That's not true at all 'manipulating' him how? He's definitely on my IQ level, albeit he's probably even higher than me

Seinfeld laugh track as HHL chokes on his own vomit in a cramped bedsit alone

>>81720042
You build him up so others can knock him down you friendless moron.

>>81720066
Think folks knock him down regardless of anyone else

Just reading through this thread and yeah this place is like a circus porn addicts and alcoholics and autistics jesus christ

Garn chippy wippy for garlic and chips

I failed you britfeel.... I habe failed you x

>>81720074
And you stoke the fires or you think you do.

>>81720085
I'm not him. Just a third party observation

>>81720081
Are they open at this hour

>>81720091
I'm someone totally different too lad.

>>81720066
You read far too much into this you friendless mong. I like Helper and that's the end of it. Your taxes pay for his lifestyle cheers x

HHL runs /britfeel/, always has always will do x

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN GENERAL

IT WAS SAID YOU BRING BALANCE TO THE
WOMFORT NOT LEAVE IT TO DARKNESS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU

gets made a cunt of
>th that wasn't me
every single time

I think hhl just wants attention and no doubt makes 80 percent of this shit up

>>81720113
The first reply wasn't me, you can see you got 2 replies and the 2nd on was me

meeet the cop who cant be stopped

screentimemaxxers already powering through the day

YOU WERE MY FUCKING BROTHER ANAKIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU

Back from me mental elf walk, ave a cramp x

>>81720133
>you got 2 replies
Im not him and you are a fat mong that thinks your clever

EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU

>>81720150
You're very very unhappy lad. Me and Helper have done you in

>>81720156

Meant to link yhis x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKMdAccrM1M

Hhl spamming nanny will not like this

>>81720158
be sure to tell all your mates of your victory fat mong lad x

You cannot claim to be smarter than me if you had the Covid vaccine.

>>81720158
Point is lad we all have all the same goals x

>>81720173
Do you tell your mates(LOL) about /britfeel/

Shippy is seething

>>81720180
It's not me who's seething it's this other mong

I WILL PLAY DOLLIES ALL WEEKEND YOU CUNT!!

32 hour britfeel weekend for are Greg and his mates

Garn shop now then chippy for some garlic and chips.

>>81720197
Never known a chippy open this early

>>81720197
please fuck off already you goose necked fanny

>F-Fuck off!
And I'm the one that's seething

I use helper as motivation, reading his posts i suddenly refuse to drink

>>81720194
>32 hour britfeel weekend

Also gunna garn shop. Need to get a pack of bacon and fresh orange in.

>>81720211
you get out of breath walking up the stairs you fat cunt also you and your entire autistic fat family especially your fat brother should be shot into space lad

Morning fags

>>81720228
Morning nigga

>>81720234
Do you like my little smaug tattoo?

>>81720202
It's all bollocks lad, are you only realising that now

>>81720236
no lad it fucking gay like you now fuck off

>>81720238
no ur gay

>>81720236
My first thought was 'Charizard' with old biblical writing. Looks alright I guess.

>>81720236
gay and bent and gay

Fuming me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_l4Ab5FRwM

watching upcoming careers with great interest

Fat balding low IQ virgin with zero friends IRL

>>81720263
has your African carer not changed your shitty nappy yet sean?

Got a cleaner in now

Fucking hell x

>>81720265
the face of a man one constipated poo away from having a stroke

>>81720226
>you get out of breath walking up the stairs you fat cunt

>>81720274
Pretty good for an Incline desu de lid

>>81720274
amazing you totally done him in lad great reply!!!

>>81720265
Are you a slender high IQ shagger with a large social circle and full head of hair?

>>81720277
I think climbing up rocks (40-50% incline) is easier than walking up a flat 15% desu

Garn off to shop now

Feel ashamed me x

9am and he's already obsessing over a man he's never met

My hair getting thin at the back these days. Garn shave it off soon.
Might get some bad tattoos and go full Brexit geezer

>>81720226
>you and your entire autistic fat family especially your fat brother should be shot into space lad
Who the fuck are you on about? I'm an only child and I don't know anyone in /britfeel/ with a 'fat brother'

>>81720290
I might actually agree I think.
I went up ben lawers 3ish years ago when I was about 3 stone heavier and it killed me. Went up again last summer and it wasn't a breeze but was night and day difference. That extra weight takes its toll.

>just after 09:00 and the seething faggots are in the thread.
Kek, early morning melty is it?

>>81720302
He's a seething faggot, who thinks all posts are made by the same anon. Just laugh at the nigga.

>>81720308
>>just after 09:00 and the seething faggots are in the thread.
>Kek, early morning melty is it?
I think they call it socialising, the only socialising they get.

Right. Off for that pack of bacon.

>>81720321
No, I just think they are angry faggots, that want to drag others down to their level.

I hate destroyed the carpet on the stairs jesus christ.

>>81720292
>>81720308
And you are here to read their posts

>>81720339
Didn't get to the toilet in time? It happens to me, but I've only destroyed my clothing.

done them lol

Alright gotta force myself out of bed. Now. We gaan.

>>81720352
Nothing better than a wee work out in the morning, sets the mood for the whole day

>>81720341
Not everyone is as sad as you are, lad.

>>81720352
I'd like to force you into bed x

Garn beddingtons now x

Fuming x

>>81720361
Why do you want to force an imposter into bed?

>>81720368
Wdym thats lollers

HEIL FUCKING HITLER XXX

HEIL HELPER XXX


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C87cQvdjuFc

One rises from beddingtons, another must return. Balance in the universe. I often think when I stop drinking, people around me start drinking more as if the world is trying to balance out.

Garn out today, pretty annoying that it's gonna be difficult to find any food that doesn't contain Sneeds and feeds.

Make an early thread Shippy you crazy mad joker xD

Lollers likes to force children into bed

>>81720385
Youre obsessed with him, seek psychological help

Lollers was last seen last night bullying yanks you mongs

Garn beddintons me.

Deal with it tomorrows x

>>81720399
Long necked freak

>>81720394
NTA but, why say him, instead of me, shippy?

>>81720399
Clockmaxx Saturday asleep

>>81720395
It's not mongs, it's an angry obsessed faggot, and probably another joining in for a laugh.

>>81720286
Yes
>>81720404
Im not shippy

>>81720395
>bullying yanks
are lad lmao

>>81720412
*sarcastically winks at you*
Ok lad.

Grown man. Full head of hair. Many sexual partners. High IQ. Athletic. Spends his time posting drivel 16 hours a day in /britfeel/

I've filtered him, he's not even funny

>>81720428
All of those full stops, and you didn't end your sentence with a full stop?
Weird.

Is this thread now just a brit/pol/ reject thread?
>done him
>filtered you
>seetheseetheseethe

>>81720436
>Is this thread now just a brit/pol/ reject thread?
Always has been.

>>81720434
typos and grammatical errors are par for the course on /britfeel/

>>81720469
>>81720469
new thread for us britfeelers to post in

>>81720236
I actually do lad, it cute

>>81720308
HHL started it, sir!