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7/16/2025, 10:07:40 PM
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If Nintendo was smart, they would just make a high-quality PG13 animated series for streaming. Anime is fucking huge now, over 50% of Netflix's viewers watch anime, Arcane Season 1 and Kpop Demon Hunters were huge hits with kids and adults alike, etc.
But that's the opposite case for animated movies made for the silver screen.
Unfortunately, Nintendo really wants to justify the ongoing existence of their fucking theme parks with Universal Studios , and theme parks don't adapt TV shows, only movies. So they had to take the movie route.
And yet, all of the successful blockbuster animated movies from Hollywood are only PG kid flicks.... But you can't really make a PG animated Zelda movie for kids with Link going going around and stabbing monsters to death on a regular basis - so another shitty PG13 live-action adaptation, it is.
TL;DR - Nintendo's only taking the live-action route so that Shiggy can get his shitty theme park (which is also a pretty fucking retarded move right now, because Drumpf just killed off tourism in the U.S. with his ICE bullshit.)
If Nintendo was smart, they would just make a high-quality PG13 animated series for streaming. Anime is fucking huge now, over 50% of Netflix's viewers watch anime, Arcane Season 1 and Kpop Demon Hunters were huge hits with kids and adults alike, etc.
But that's the opposite case for animated movies made for the silver screen.
Unfortunately, Nintendo really wants to justify the ongoing existence of their fucking theme parks with Universal Studios , and theme parks don't adapt TV shows, only movies. So they had to take the movie route.
And yet, all of the successful blockbuster animated movies from Hollywood are only PG kid flicks.... But you can't really make a PG animated Zelda movie for kids with Link going going around and stabbing monsters to death on a regular basis - so another shitty PG13 live-action adaptation, it is.
TL;DR - Nintendo's only taking the live-action route so that Shiggy can get his shitty theme park (which is also a pretty fucking retarded move right now, because Drumpf just killed off tourism in the U.S. with his ICE bullshit.)
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