Thread 715626787

1. Movie is clearly for kids not day-1 Zelda fans, so you can easily ignore it without having to worry if it's cringy shit
2. No troon main actor
3. No race swapping of Link and Zelda

I wanted Debra Wilson as Zelda...

>>715626787 (OP)
should have been cate blancheet and orlando bloom

She cosplayed Zelda 2 months ago, maybe this was a hint

>>715626787 (OP)
no hunter, no buy

Should’ve been me and Jade Cargil

>>715626787 (OP)
>No troon main actor

was this just made up as ragebait?

>>715626787 (OP)
>No troon main actor
this was never going to happen

>>715626787 (OP)
ben dude is not twink enough to play link

>>715626787 (OP)
Noooo my Elliot Paige as link and Hunter Schafer as Zelda is ruined!

>>715626967
Hunter is in

>brunette Link

fucking dropped

>>715626787 (OP)
Wes Ball is an average director, the movie will be meh. won't earn less than minecraft movie

>>715627103
That they are both white already exceeds my expectations and not expecting it but they could easily dye his hair or give it some highlights

Now there is a <10% chance they won't drop the ball with Ganondorf, though. He's literally canonically a brown semite like all Gerudos, but this might be just a little bit too much to ask for

>>715627156
Maze Runner is a pretty decent resume for a film adaptation of a puzzle game desu.

>>715627457
He better be the swarthiest mid-eastern swarthoid with the beakiest nose, or it's RUINED.

I'm putting my money on something akin to the TOTK portrayal though.

post your ganondorf pick

>>715628962
>>715627084

>>715627018
It was his PR team that spread the rumor. The retards who believed it should be barred from accessing the internet.

>>715629116
>troon free internet
this would be something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxmvH6RAW-k

>her voice
>her accent
I came

So this movie is going to be aimed at 8 year olds? I guess live action makes it obvious that I shouldn't watch this crap.

>>715626787 (OP)
i can instantly tell from the base average stoic looking flat looking, completely horizontal eyebrows and facial features that the dude is a complete charisma vacuum and cant act and wont work

>>715628962
ADAM SANDLER

>>715629338
its hard to think of a more plain boring face

>>715627457
>>715628182
would white people vs swarthy desert people really be such a big taboo in 2025?

I do not watch video game film adaptations because they always suck. Yes, postal also sucked.

>>715627084
Holy shit. He'd be perfect in the Layne Staley biopic.

>>715629425
made for tv at best face

>>715629494
mortal kombat was good
minecraft was good

>>715629425
mad because brown
>>715629520
samefagging

>>715629425
vacant stare, gen z stare, autism stare, 1000 yard stare
etc his eyes being a bit to far apart makes his face look like he cant think and there is nothing in his head

>>715629425
Link is supposed to be an ordinary lad thrust into extraordinary situations

This might be so bad it's good kino depending on how shitty the actors are

>>715629679
>brownoid still samefagging

>>715629680
he doesnt look ordinary he looks vacant as if nothing is in his head, he lacks any and all charisma even compared to any average person you see on the street

>>715629679
Ricecel SEETHING.

>>715629776
not an argument you are just angry because i am right

>wow this looks awful
>UM UM NO ITS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT SO ITS FAITHFUL! (to the cartoony video game)

>>715627084
Damn, he even captures the expression of greed and envy perfectly. Natural casting!

>>715629679
>his eyes being a bit to far apart makes his face look like he cant think and there is nothing in his head
Perfect Link according to Aonuma

>link come think hard! we have to solve this puzzle!
>*he gives you this stare back*

all is lost ganon will win

>>715626787 (OP)
No POC representation

>>715629967
appeal to authority wont make this charisma vacuum work either

>link come think hard! we have to solve this puzzle or ganon get the triforce!
>*he gives you this stare back*

all is lost ganon will win

Did Nintendo already reveal something about the plot?

Rangeban india

>>715626787 (OP)
>brown hair link is back
dobson won im afraid

>>715629425
Looks very Teutonic with focus on his objective. So perfect for Link. They just have to dye his hair blond for perfection

>>715630092
>charisma vacuum
Link is an autist and everyone treats him like shit

I came here just to say that I'm glad the retarded tranny didn't get it.

>>715626787 (OP)
>Brown hair link
Might as well make him a nigger

>>715630092
>this still picture from a scene from another movie is the entire range of facial expressions
Jeet, I realize you're here to shitpost, but you have never fucking heard of him before today. Why are you acting like you do?

>>715629867
you are not right, you are a faceblind idiot who thinks >>715629425 this is a 1000 yard stare and eyes that are in any way weirdly far apart. you make a dozen samefag posts seething about this completely normal white actor because you are clearly a mentally ill brown freak who would probably love this as link

>>715630361
>movies can't afford wigs anymore
Lost technology?

>>715627103
>mario is from brooklyn again
>link has brown hair again
we won son of dob bros

>>715626787 (OP)
Zelda should be white and Link should be Indian
There should be a 30 min graphic sex scene between them.

They really fucking dropped the ball with this casting. Bella Ramsey for kid Link and Idris Elba for adult Link would have been amazing. We need to do better.

>it should be this troons because she looks like zelda!!!
>okay then shouldnt they replace bella ramsey??
>NOOO YOURE A CHUD SHE'S JUST A KID AND SHOW GET OVER IT

the irony was palpable

>>715630474
Navi looks like THAT?

>>715626787 (OP)
I was 100% sure the boy is the Young Sheldon actor until I double checked. (Zelda movie actor definitely looks better.)

>>715629331
holy shit

She definitely LOOKS like Zelda. The guy...dunno yet.

wow. not a single transgender woman in the film. i am so fucking offended. not buying any of those nip shit ever again.

we won over troons and globohomo

>>715630540
>it should be this troons because she looks like zelda!!!
The tranny literally looks nothing like Zelda, even in the one EXTREMELY curated fucking picture with all the right angles to hide his ogrish man face these "sisters" keep posting.

>>715630092
Looks like Robby and everyone likes Robby, dunno what your problem is. Maybe you got bullied by kids who look like this when you were young

>>715627457
let me get javier bardem

>random nobody makes fake post saying they will cast a tranny, probably a joke
>nintendo never mentions it
>not a single hint they'd actually cast a tranny in the role
>they cast someone else, obviously
>"OMG CRISIS AVERTED WE WON LEFTIES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT"
do you guys just make up things to get mad about all day?

>>715630631
who is this needy whore?

>>715630726
>troon pretending they never believed hunter had a chance after posting about hunter as zelda for the last 5 years
i knew this would be the cope strategy

>>715626787 (OP)
Millennial manbabies will still insist its made for them and needs to honor their zelda nostalgia

>>715627457
>>715628182
To be perfectly fair, Ganondorf was inspired by picrel

>>715630819
why would a japanese company cast a random internet tranny that no one likes or has heard of before

>>715626787 (OP)
>Link has brown hair
Dobson bros we won link isn't a jerk like the kids who bullied us anymore

>>715630436
>you are not right, you are a faceblind idiot who thinks is a 1000 yard stare and eyes that are in any way weirdly far apart.

>>715630726
>coordinated shilling for years of this troon being perfect cast for LA as Zelda from one picture was just in your head, chud. YOU ARE GOING CRAZY ;)

They both are cute. Good casts

>>715630862
As a millennial manbaby I will make an effort to pretend the movie doesn't exist just like the Mario movie. Just glad Nintendo didn't go full woke.

>>715630370
>>715630436

i just screencap your stupid replies for later after he will be seen as the weak link in the movie, if you cant tell with one look that this empty face flat horizontal no emotion eyebrow wont work you are just a retard

>>715630940
saying durr doesn't make this less of a furrowed brow and fixed gaze (opposite of 1000 yeard stare), you retarded indian

>>715631112
It's not normal how mad this makes you. What black actor were you hoping for?

>>715631117
>why yes i am a retard how could you tell?

the same way i can tell that the actor doesnt have what it takes with one look at his made for bad to average longrunning tv show face

>>715631112
Someone should've screencapped all the posts saying Hunter will be Zelda
>>715631194
It's a Looney Troon

>>715631194
its not normal how defensive you get over stating a fact why are you so defensive about this?

>>715626787 (OP)
There was never going to be a train as Zelda

>>715626787 (OP)
assuming theyre both going to dye their hair blonde this actually makes sense. yeah link looks doofy and unspectacular but that... fits. young link is doofy looking.

...they ARE going to dye the hair, right?

>>715631282
>Someone should've screencapped all the posts saying Hunter will be Zelda

true but they still managed to fuck it up with the link pick

>these kids are younger than half the games
35+ lads I don't feel so good...

>>715631298
I just hate mutts talking shit about my superior race. Maybe post your eye with timestamp and I take it back. I give you 30 minutes.

>>715627084
Look at this dude.

>>715631112
Jeet, your only interaction with white people is through the internet. I once again do not understand what makes you position yourself as an actor-range expert when you are clearly autistic.
>i just screencap your stupid replies
Hold on to them for two years, you retard, Lmao. You going to btfo so many peeps.

>>715631394
mutt? superiour race?

you are showing your mentall illness, never once did i mention anything about any of that, you imagine things and get angry.
Get help-.

>>715631112
>>715631226
literally everyone is convinced the movie will be meh and for kids just like every other nintendo movie. the only thing that mattered is nintendo not casting gays and browns for them

you have severe autism

>>715631410
i am from austria and whiter than your entire ancesty not that it matters because at no point did i make it about any of that, you internet braindamaged retard

>>715631479
I mean you just confirmed that you are a mutt by thinking it's so silly to refer to whites as the superior race (we are, that's why even Jews leech onto us). 20 minutes left for your eye picture with timestamp to prove you aren't just a seething mutt.

>>715631390
>true but they still managed to fuck it up with the link pick
You r the first person Ive seen complain

>>715631607
>i am a braindamaged race obsessed retard and you telling me how retarded i am for being race obsessed actually makes you race obsessed check mate!

you are as retarded and vacant in your head as this link actor looks

>>715626949
is this really the same girl? I can't tell. She has a very generic face

>>715626787 (OP)
How did we win? Zelda has top billing. This is yet another example of a female protagonist replacing a male one in his own franchise. This is yet another defeat.

>>715631550
Of course you are, jeet. Now post that eye, you autistic brownoid.
And don't tell me you are above it in any way shape or form. You have already established yourself as a stupid nigger who will hold on to an internet argument enmity for two years with screencaps.

>>715631721
>wtf mute autistic robot character is played by actor who doesn't look like a sitcom character

>>715626787 (OP)
that actress is blacked in real life
her boyfriend is a negro
Gerudo won
Hyrule has fallen

>>715631694
damn did you look the entire internet? am i really the first? woah i am really that better than all of you retards? newsflash being first doesnt mean being wrong, appeal to numbers just shows you are stupid

>>715631832
True but it usually means something isn't a problem - like no one complains about grass being green

>>715631818
Aren't they brits? Not much of a choice there these days innit

>>715631721
>REEE
10 minutes left to simply post a picture of your eye with timestamp to prove you aren't just a mutt seething about white people.

>>715630918
>cast a random internet tranny that no one likes or has heard of before

and they just did without the tranny part

>>715628962
Is this hairline achievable

>>715627084
Daum dat nigga UGLY

>>715626787 (OP)
Actually good cast so far. I hope the vast majority of characters will be nonhuman like gorons and whatever

>>715626787 (OP)
Cool, I just don't know how they'll do a movie instead of a series.

>>715626787 (OP)
Thank Trump for this

>>715626787 (OP)
>3. No race swapping of Link and Zelda
aren't Hylians rather rare on planet Earth?

Kek troons are deleting their tweets complaining that they didn't cast Hunter Schafer. They want to act like none of it ever happened

Utter defeat

>>715631012
>Just glad Nintendo didn't go full woke.
This movie will have a looot of feminism, Nintendo loves this stuff at least since Mario Odyssey. Though I guess it's just for double $ for them rather than some social engineering thing

>>715632503
Anime would have been great (as long as not Netflix)

cast him

>>715633212
FIRST WE KOOLO
THEN WE LIMPAH

>>715626787 (OP)
>Zelda is the lead protagonist (girl boss incoming)
>Link is the secondary protagonist
How did "we" win?

>>715626787 (OP)
COPE AND SEETHE TROONS, NIGGERS AND LIBBIES

>>715633414
what the fuck

>>715633212
>cast him
Into the fire

>>715626787 (OP)
>not blonde

>>715632893
Dorito Pope's comments are still filled with bots and paid shills demanding Hunter Schafer
https://x.com/thegameawards/status/1945434422003863861
Literally all of them get ratio'd though lol

>>715632019
you are a race obsessed non white losing it, news at 11

>>715626787 (OP)
The two latest LoZ games: Zelda is the protagonist.
The LoZ movie: Zelda is the protagonist.
Wow! Thanks, Larry Fink! So cool.

>>715629425
If I squint, he almost looks like a young Leo DiCaprio - the inspiration for OoT Link. He certainly doesn't have nearly as sharp of features at the moment but he's still got some time to grow.

It needs kino music. It must. https://youtu.be/S2-wiURpj30

>>715626787 (OP)
What If Zelda was a girl?

>>715633601
Time is up. It's confirmed that you, the person cherrypicking everything he finds ugly about the white actors Nintendo picked like some insane pedophile, are a brown MUTT.

And you mutts are the most race-obsessed people in the world while far from being replaced in real time. Let Floyd tell you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMSbsiVnxK0

>>715626787 (OP)
>English actors
I won’t be seeing it.

I hate you stupid fucking retards making a million threads instead of 1 big main thread. I have to copy and paste all my posts into every thread as I don't know which is the main one

>>715629425
>AJ! What the FUCK did I tell you about throwing boomerangs in my house?! Look what you did to ya muddas clay pottery! Jesus Christ!

>3. No race swapping of Link and Zelda
I wonder where the fuck they found real hylirians

>>715628962
Jason Statham

will they dye his hair pink

>>715634474
>white skin
>blue eyes
>blond hair
>pink nipples
>no nonwhite features like huge lips, noses, sloped foreheads, hooknoses etc.
>NOOOOOOOO STOP ASSUMING LINK AND ZELDA ARE WHITE
shut up jackie chan

>>715633926
it's being produced by Avi Arad. You already know that's coming.
Sure can't wait to see how ACKSHUALLY like 75% of Hylians were black, and the king and queen are BMWF, and also Zelda is bi girlboss of course

>>715627084
what's the obsession with this creature?

>>715628962
Ben Kingsley would've been perfect a decade ago - I dunno if there are any other British-Indian actors like him out there but they have the right features for him even moreso than a middle eastern guy would.

>>715628182
>>715627457
I'm arab and I wish they'd cast an actual MENA as Ganondorf, but they'll likely just cast a black guy if we're being honest.

Jewllywood loves doing that type of shit with arab characters

>>715630065
We are getting POC Gerudos 100%.

>>715630361
I do hope they make link blonde, him having black or brown hair would be awful.

>>715626787 (OP)
now the movie just hast to be good....remember when that was the only requirement

>>715630361
Nice purity spiral, Moishe.

>>715631818
>her boyfriend is a negro
proof?

>>715635151
???

>>715634725
Big name Jews usually don't do this blatant throw away propaganda because they feel above it, that's more for the lower status ones. James Gunn usually also holds back with propaganda for example

>>715634717
genuinley insane how fags can look at Hylians and not see the blatant whiteness imminating from these elves. They don't just look white, they look SUPER white, whiter than most actual europeans, who tend to have brown hair/black hair. The nordic phenotype even among europeans, is rate. pic related

>>715635450
Nice pilpul.

>>715630361
Brown (dark blonde) is still white, if it was jeet black like picrel I would agre

>>715635553
Holy shit

>>715635151
Nah I will bet you a shit ton of money they're gonna do some shit EXACTLY like with the Aiel in that piece of shit adaptation Driedel of Time

>>715635553
glad nintendo will never be as pozzed as modern square enix and capcom at least

gen x check predicts if this is good or not

>>715635745
>NPC
>LGBTQ
>GLAAD
top kek, that's perfect.

the indecipherable mumbohjumbo with the few trigger words jumping out, exactly like how a dog hears you humans talk, is exactly on the money for how the average goy goes through life

>>715635678
I'd believe so if Nintendo wasn't sp protective about their characters, we are at the very least getting fantasy desert brown people, even if the actual actors aren't arabs. Although it's mostly Yemeni arabs who look the most similar to IRL Gerudos, minus the red hair and yellow eyes obviously

>>715635745
>nintendo will never be as pozzed as modern square enix and capcom at least
Nigga nintendo doesn't even acknowledge genders exist and Switch 2 interface greets you with corporate art of a mystery meat brownoid handingling the system

>>715630907
that movie was so boring

>>715636323
i know, still far from modern square enix and capcom

>>715626787 (OP)
>movieshit
Don't care. If you care you're a fag.

>>715634006
Why does Leo have wrinkles under his eyes? He was only 22 there.

>>715636186
Nintendo being protective over this IP in particular is exactly what I want.
I'm sure Miyamoto and Nintendo HQ are in daily battles with the western Snoy execs over DEI bullshit and kvetching over how Hylians are "too white" and we ((NEED)) to cast Uzoamaka Aduba or DeWanda Wise as Link's black lesbian funny sidekick

>>715636323
>Nigga
Hello fellow white person!

Do you think Nintendo of Japan and Miyamoto had a hand in choose these two or did someone from the western side choose them?

>>715635434
Why are they giants in BotW? Just to make them stand out from all the new brown NPCs?

>>715627103
Wigs are incredibly common in film, you fucking buffoon.

>>715636561
all the Harvey Weinstein tier sexual abuse for young male actors takes its toll quick

>>715636186
>pic
Is that a girl?

>>715636614
I think the most they'll go is making Ganondorf more sympathetic/human in terms of his motives, the Gerudo were never truly villains even in OOT, and alot of Zelda npcs have been dark-skinned Hylians

>>715635514
Link and Zelda aren't the only Hylians.

>>715636714
>Why are they giants in BotW

Because snu snu

>>715636843
No, it's a boy. I don't think pictures of yemeni women online exist.

>>715626787 (OP)
>troons desperately wanted pic related to play Zelda

>>715626787 (OP)
>"We won! Link is not the main protagonist! Girl boss Zelda is!"
Uhhhh, great.......

>link actor is not a blonde twink
excuse me?

>>715637004
imagine if arab women actually looked like this irl. my fucking GOD

>>715634778
Failed hollywood tranny plant that retards on /tv/ obsess about

>>715629425
Mogs (You)

>>715637050
looks like 14 y.o. suburban stoner

>>715634778
>Seemingly a woman
>But penis
Homosexuals on the cusp of realising what they are

>>715626967
I don't get it she's a man? Because with those tatas i don't care she can have a dick down there.

>>715626787 (OP)
>brown hair link
Andrew Son of Dob wins again.

>>715626787 (OP)
Miyamoto probably took one look at her forehead and told her "you're in"

>>715636919
It's dumb to take every generic Mii generated NPC in BotW seriously but BotW surprisingly makes an effort to explain the background of browner NPCs (Necluda area + probably unknwon areas we don't know) and more Asiatic NPCs (Sheika + unknown) while almost all people in the center and near the castle are white. But yes it's mostly Link, Zelda, Kokoiris and some side characters who are ultra Aryan

>>715638062
they dye cage blond, they can dye link blond

>>715636919
Most of the actual relevant characters in each game are very white-looking. Be it Zelda, or characters like Malon, Ilia, Anju, Saria, or Agitha.

>>715640031
Link was never always blond, retard.

So in the end the jews fear the samurai? How much nintendo\myamoto power has over israel and their satanic agenda?

>>715627103
Shut the fuck up

>>715641130
>Tummyslut
Yeah that's a movie ticket for me.

>>715641130
Imagine how much dick she gets now

>>715640662
he is blond since the first game and blond or dirt blonde in every game i'm aware of. not having him blond in the movie sucks but i'm already positively suprised they cast two relatively attractive whites so whatever. my bet was on a half black zelda

>>715633212
Takaya Imamura himself. Complete his suffering.

>>715641262
Brah she was probably at the third digit before the anouncement.

>>715635330
>>715631818
What he did was quickly flip through her instagram until he found a picture where there was a brown or black male in the same frame as her, then rushed back here to proclaim it is her "boyfriend"

This is the picture being used as "proof" by the way

>>715631806
>>715632229
>>715640680
Very subtle there anon

Ready for another princess peach girlboss and the male hero is a goofy usless shit? Can't fucking wait for more slop.

>>715641371
Why do you talk about games that you have never played?

>>715633926
>>715633414
>>715631806
>>715637089
What are you spamming for?

Hunter would have been perfectly casted...
as link.

>>715626787 (OP)
genuinely she is so fucking hot i could not have asked for a better cast for zelda, and her voice is super hot and sounds like the BOTW va but better, zelda is my like favorite r34 vidya girl and now she has an irl version who is just as hot, THANK YOU MIYAMOTO!!!!!!!!!!

>>715636186
That's one zesty looking brown boy

>>715641618
are you retarded?

>>715641602
>useless
Doesn't seem very "useless".

>>715635678
Ewww no. Hot brown women or nothing

>>715641894
>ummm akshully the AI says
Zoomer brain

>>715641894
>he asks, while using an AI that is clearly lying to him
The irony is staggering. You better be baiting.

>>715641983
no my brain and my two eyes say it. the ai just confirmed it as i expected
>>715642034
why are you replying to me twice? there aren't two people retarded enough to believe this isn't blond

fucking schizo freaks in every thread these days

>>715642123
>trust me the AI said so

>>715635151
Gerudo should be beautiful women of color but I won’t mind Ganondorf being white

>>715641515
He isn't completely wrong, Nintendo loves feminism shit lately and it's a horrible development. However, you also can't fault them in Zelda's case until fans demand that Link speaks

>>715641618
Thats strawberry blonde

>>715642227
Fuck off, retard.

>>715628962
dubs and it's a done deal

>>715642298
I thought it was "dirty blonde" before. How many types of blondes will you cycle through for your narrative?

>>715626787 (OP)
>so you can easily ignore it without having to worry if it's cringy shit
just like we ignored all the kiddo shit remade for today's kids? kek yea right I'm looking forward to the meltdown, it's already happening in this very thread

>>715642227
I actually saw that movie and after all the crying youtube thumbnails whining about MUH GIRLBOSS she's a pleasant character who is nothing but welcoming to Mario and is flirting with him by later on, and Mario is 100% the lead character

>>715642403
>Your narrative
>posting facts is a "narrative"
You sound like a tranny
Also I'm not the anon you were arguing with before you schizo.

>>715626787 (OP)
Im 41 and she looks older than me

>>715642497
Internet thinks doing anything other than getting kidnapped = “girlboss”

>>715626787 (OP)
So Zelda has top billing? And not Link? Nintendo is nothing but a demoralization tool for globalist scum these days. "We are not political!" Lol. As soon as Nintendo said that all those years ago I knew that it was over

>>715629425
looks like a thin antoni soprano

>>715642497
>Carefully skips the part where if peach and mario are together on the same scene she is the centre of attention, she is the competent one, she is the one doing everything.
Oy vey shlomo.

>>715626787 (OP)
Their choice for Link is not good though.
They needed a genuine teen heartthrob to play Link, acting skills aside, this choice isn't it.

>>715626787 (OP)
Odd time to announce this. And why is it only these two and not Ganondorf?
Troonter rumors must have scared them

>>715643013
Uh huh

>>715643209
Because they're clearly settling on an A-lister for Ganon(dorf.) A-listers are always busy and significantly pricier, so we'll have to wait a bit longer on that one.

>>715642808
Bro shut the fuck up. I've seen you post this same message like forty times already.

>>715643130
no. he's great

>>715643524
That's luigi not peach.
Thanks for validating everything i said.
Too easy.

>>715643669
Oh is that not Peach? Standing on the sidelines while Mario beats up the villain?

>>715643740
Ah right sorry didn't noticed the mandatory frame to remind us there is peach there.

>>715626787 (OP)
She looks old enough to be his mother. Reminds me of Galadriel in LOTR, they just can't find an attractive White woman unless she's 16

>>715643923
>anon gets angry at....a group reaction shot because Peach is one of the characters
Very sane

>>715642337
>Nintendo censoring old games, Peach turning down Mario in Odyssey, Peach being a know-it-all platformer pro who no longer relies on serendipity and could've saved the world herself with the star item in the Mario movie, Peach promptly getting her own new game where she slips into traditionally male roles, Zelda no longer being a damsel ("Sav-...eh I mean find me, Link!"), finally Zelda getting her own game, 50% of soldiers in Metroid Prime 4 being female (voices), Gerudos being super strong giantesses, gender parity in new competitive games, the leader in Pikmin 4 being female, Donkey Kong now having a human girl sidekick, etc. etc. all within the last few years is just a coincidence!
You can be a delusional retard if you want but you can't tell me what to do, faggot

>>715642497
>I'm too stupid to see propaganda that's literally dumb enough so even the baby target audience responds to it
That's pretty wild. I hope you aren't white, otherwise you are the reason why whites are losing their countries

>>715643524
Peach literally threw Mario that star item... After she lost to Bowser off-screen because we can't show a girl losing to a male and then effortlessly freeing herself from Bowser's minions, which she didn't do sooner because ??? that's why. The feminism is so bad in this movie that it has a direct negative impact on the screenwriting

>>715643740
look at her STANDING there all GIRLBOSSY! just like my MOM tellin me to do homework fuck you MOOOOM I won't!

>>715641618
Based color blind autist

>>715644452
Based retard. They clearly were going for brown.

>>715626787 (OP)
I can't wait until they make Peach and Daisy the main protagonists of the next Mario movie. And make Krystal the main protagonist of a Star Fox movie. And make female Byleth the main protagonist of a Fire Emblem movie. And make Green the main protagonist of a live-action Pokémon movie. Oh boy. Fun times ahead.

>>715644068
shes 22 moron, you need to be 18 to post here btw

>>715644536
>shitbrown autist thinks I wanted him to reply to me with his cope

>>715643996
Perfect

>>715643996
someone must email this miyamotoman

Crisis inverted. Instead of a bad movie, we get a bad movie with a white hooker. Thanks, based Nintendo. Crisis inverted.

>>715644612
>purity spiraling kike thinks his pilpul works outside of reddit

>>715643587
What if…Henry Cavill

>>715644602
And she looks 45. You couldn't understand my post because you're brown.

>>715644579
You are getting upset at scenarios you made up in your head.

>>715643662
Might have solid acting ability but outside of the eyes, he doesn't have the looks.
The reason the Zelda IP has such a predominately large female fanbase and equal gender ratio among men & women is almost entirely due to Link's sex appeal. Most women didn't give a damn about the IP until Nintendo modeled the Hero of Time directly after peak 90's teen heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio (same goes for Resident Evil with Leon Kennedy, or Cloud Strife in FF7.)

>>715630243
Depends on the Link honestly.
OoT Link, BoTW Link and ALTTP Link are definitely autists. TP Link, SS Link and WW Link though - not so much.

>>715641473
lmfao. Shitposters have nothing left

>>715644824
>And she looks 45

This is your brain on tranime.

>>715644579
Based. I'll watch every single movie if that happens.

>>715643923
You're trying way too hard.

>>715630540
>Series A announces something
>BUT WHAT ABOUT SERIES B???
Every time with you faggots

>>715628962
Jim Carrey

i like the boy more than the girl desu

>>715629331
Damn, she is cute, likeable, and seems to appreciate filmmaking in general.
Hopefully she get plenty of skimpy outfits and show a lot of skin.

Why is she older than the guy playing Link? I thought they were supposed to be around the same age

>>715644714
>knowing what blond is is purity spiraling
>can say kike without getting banned while other posts get deleted
This
>>715643130
>>715644893
is purity spiraling and you don't seem to have a problem with that, probably because you are both a tranny janny mad this is a W for normal people

>>715646072
You're the one saying that brown hair (not even jet black like on jeets) isn't white, you fucking kike.

>>715645937
Because they're aiming for youthful looks here, that's the case when it comes to most young actors. As long as they look younger, their actual age is irrelevant.

>>715646148
I don't know where anyone said this. Take your meds

>>715646170
She looks old enough to be his mother.

>>715645937
the ripple effects of getting rid of weinstein, dan schneider and co.

>>715637446
You're basically a goblin, Brazilians are like that. Don't care what you do since you ain't human

>>715627084
He in?

>>715629425
yea, should have gotten an actor with a memorable face

>>715646487
TO INFINITY
AND BEYOND

>>715646487
Pretty hilarious that this guy thinks his doomposting is organic, trying to find the fly in the soup with a normal looking white boy when your pic and picrel is the norm today

>>715646638
Cool it with the antisemitism.

>>715643130
>nooo my underage boy isn't cute enough
>nooooo think of the roasties
most bizarre post today

You lost at live action

>crisis averted
I wouldn't say that, we just got the bare minimum.
The Mario movie also played it safe as fuck and people were still shitposting about Mario being a cuck.

>>715646752
Link being hot is one of the underlying reasons why the Zelda IP is as big as it is today. Sorry anon, sex appeal matters, especially when the majority of your target demographic is teens to begin with. That's just how the world works.

>>715626787 (OP)
Please explain how we won. Link has been replaced by Zelda as the main protagonist. That's just more "wokeness" as people like to put it. It's another loss

the casting doesn't offend me, i'll give it that
i have no desire whatsoever to watch this movie though, idc how good it is or how much buzz there is when it comes out

>>715645937
>why is an adult playing a high schooler? I thought they were meant to be teenagers
They can be any age in the story you dumb retard

>>715646752
Both of those sound like /v/ though.

>>715626787 (OP)
>this is actually happening
fucking why?
nobody wants a live-action zelda movie

>>715647005
Where did they say this?

>>715647368
He's spammed that same post like 200 times in an hour across any thread related to the Zelda movie

>>715644323
didn't know about the censorhsip, that's gay

>>715647368
Nowhere.

Shitposters are desperate to downplay any victory Nintendo gets.

>>715646931
ok then i'm glad if they make link less "hot". it should remain a series mainly for boys, it's never a good thing when something becomes too successful and tries to be for everyone. when something is for everyone, it's for no one. that's one of the biggest problems of entertainment media today
>>715647121
the first maybe but normally we don't really care what girls buy or don't buy here

>>715626787 (OP)
This picture is so devious in its intent. They want to indirectly tell people that Zelda is the main character and has top billing, but without outright saying it.

>>715646487
God this bitch is so go damn hot would make sex with her

>>715646815
If Nintendo was smart, they would just make a high-quality PG13 animated series for streaming. Anime is fucking huge now, over 50% of Netflix's viewers watch anime, Arcane Season 1 and Kpop Demon Hunters were huge hits with kids and adults alike, etc.
But that's the opposite case for animated movies made for the silver screen.
Unfortunately, Nintendo really wants to justify the ongoing existence of their fucking theme parks with Universal Studios , and theme parks don't adapt TV shows, only movies. So they had to take the movie route.

And yet, all of the successful blockbuster animated movies from Hollywood are only PG kid flicks.... But you can't really make a PG animated Zelda movie for kids with Link going going around and stabbing monsters to death on a regular basis - so another shitty PG13 live-action adaptation, it is.

TL;DR - Nintendo's only taking the live-action route so that Shiggy can get his shitty theme park (which is also a pretty fucking retarded move right now, because Drumpf just killed off tourism in the U.S. with his ICE bullshit.)

>>715647665
>but normally we don't really care what girls buy or don't buy here
A lot of people here who claim to hate women become pathetic simps the moment an attractive non-white girl shows up in the industry.

>>715647694
You mean because he said Zelda first, even though her name is the title of the series?

Who could play Ganon? Ideally they just get some random tall middle eastern guy with a deep voice and call it a day
he would probably only be in the movie for like the third act

>>715627084
actually kino

>>715647694
Nintendo wants people to just quietly, almost subconsciously come to terms with it and accept it. While Nintendo themselves receive their BlackRock DEI money for making Zelda the protagonist

>>715647694
what are the games called again

>>715648654
If they draw on OoT (not a direct adaptation, just drawing on it), he can, and probably ought to appear throughout the film.
I expect they'll save a Ganon transformation for the climax.

>>715648761
>>715647694
>he's started samefagging as well as spamming

>>715648954
>draw on OoT
anon....

>>715626967
>imagine being gay

>>715629331
She talks like a Britnigger/Paki. This sucks.

>>715649332
t. paki mad both actors are white

>>715647694
I mean it's a flick for children and Link hardly talks. As long as he is the guy who swings the sword and does the courage stuff it's a non issue if she gets top billing

The most ideal style for a Zelda movie and one where I see Link top-billing would be with a lot of silent-era film elements and focus on acrobatics and fear and distress and isolation Link experiences and a lot of love poured into environments and dungeons with a touch of surrealism, now and then cutting to Zelda, what the bad guys are doing and the rest of the world

But obviously this will never happen, a) because there are barely any directors good enough (maybe Eggers) and b) it's much easier and safer to cash in on the kiddy side of Zelda

>>715647665
They probably did it for the uber-normies who still think Zelda's the leading protagonist or some shit.
That or they're trying to appeal to the BoTW Zelda-stanning fangirls on twitter.

>>715626872
actually made me google and kek

>>715629331
Not a bad accent and voice. Getting TP or OoT Zelda vibes listening to her.

I always considered Neverending Story to be basically a Zelda movie.

>>715649332
boy you are trying REAL hard

>>715637446
He literally has hexagon boobs

>>715628962
Kevin Spacey.

>>715649332
Those are two different things, which is it?

>>715641934
This movie really was a fun time. I can't hate it, despite it clearly being a lame kids movie

>>715649775
Definitely a good template and we're lucky to get anything half as good.

Should they adapt this?

>>715626949
>tp zelda
Based

OneeshotaGODS... we won!

>>715629338
ur jelly

>>715626787 (OP)
>post yfw we won
Granted, the film could very well be a travesty casting choices aside, so it is probably better to be cautiously optimistic, but I don't give a fuck.

>no raceswapping
>no trannies
We're so back.

>day 1 zelda fans
How the fuck are they not dead yet?
The first zelda game was decades ago.

>>715649993
weird this hasn't gotten a 3d game yet

>>715649923
In London they speak the same way.

>>715649778
She is LITERALLY putting on a London nigger accent despite growing up in Europe and Cheshire.

>>715650347
Zelda starts with ALttP. Also die zoomer scum

>>715649507
>Zelda
>flick for children

Literal gen alpha & younger gen Z children don't give a fuck about Zelda Why do you think they're taking the live-action route, or that they hired a director with experiencer on gritty PG13 films aimed at teens & young adults?
They aren't aiming for younger family audiences with this one.

seeing people addicted to ragebait struggle to find new things to rage about is funny, they're winning the war but they hate the fact that they're winning.

>>715650190
How are we back? Zelda is the main protagonist. Not Link. That's just another kind of woke. It's still bad. Just a different kind of bad

>>715634404
Kek read this in his voice

>>715630474
now all we need is green-haired samus

>>715650869
>source: my big fat ass
Unless you've got the script, then you can feel free to blow it out your ass.

But let's assume for the sake of argument that Zelda has more lines than Link in this film.

>traditionally silent protagonist gets less lines than the titular heroine
Wow. Shocking. Amazing. Astonishing.

Kill yourself.

>>715630474
>thinks this movie link is somehow canon
i wouldn't even buy a zelda with a brown haired link, just looks boring with the green tunic and would be a forced unnecessary break with tradition

>>715643130
Eh, I'm willing to give him a chance. I've been wrong about casting decisions before.

>>715628962
No chance it's not Jason Momoa

>>715629331
whats with the interviewer going full krusty the clown

Okay, time to ask the real questions now:

>What game do they adapt, if they're even adapting a game at all?
>What will Link's personality be like? Will he have a European accent? Is he getting a companion character to venture alongside him during his journey, ala Navi or Fi?
>Who do we think they'll get for Ganondorf? Are they aiming for a live Performance, or going the voice role route with a CGI pig-Ganon?
>Will they turn Zelda into an obnoxious girlboss, or will she be reserved as the strong support role who still gets a substantial amount of screentime, as she rightfully should?
>What races show up? Zora, Goron and Gerudo are a given, but anyone else? Kokiri or Deku Scrubs over Koroks? Any chance of Rito, Twili or Zonai showing up?

>>715651147
>replying to shitposts

>>715629331
>upward inclination in speech at the end of every sentence
Death to zoomers

>>715628962
Navid Negahban
I know you can see the vision

>>715651017
He's been spamming the same message nonstop, it's a troll

>>715635028
What? Motherfucker is green with ginger hair.

>>715651243
It's almost certainly going to be a streamlined hodgepoge mostly drawn from Ocarina of Time. There may or may not be a Navi figure depending on how early Zelda is introduced, and it is possible (and more than likely) that Zelda will be a constant companion figure, which would be more BotW than OoT, but a great addition, because seeing them journeying around together is something we don't get that often in the games.

As for accents and personality? One hundred percent going to be UK-based, given the actors in question. Link will probably not have as many lines as Zelda, given the "silent protagonist" nature he has from the games, but I could be wrong.

No idea about Ganondorf, but hopefully we get a guy in green makeup as opposed to a CGI monster (aside from Ganon form).

Does Zelda look like an obnoxious girlboss to you? She doesn't look like one to me, and her actress doesn't speak like an obnoxious girlboss either. Given Nintendo's interest in fidelity to the source material, I'm skeptical.

If I were to guess, we will probably not see many Kokiri (if any), but we don't know until we get more details.

>>715651526
I know he has been, hence why I asked him to kill himself.

>>715651624
>Given Nintendo's interest in fidelity to the source material
Mario movie Peach was a girlboss and has nothing to do with game Peach.

>>715626787 (OP)
There was never any crisis. Nintendo would never pick a man to play their biggest female character.
With the psychotic shitposting campaign going on about Nintendo the last few months you should know not to believe this shit.

>>715651783
That's a good counterpoint, but I strongly suspect that Nintendo had an active hand in the casting choices here. I'm not sure what the end result will be, but we will need to find out. That wouldn't be out of the question, but it would be unusual. The Saturday morning Zelda cartoon had a "girlboss" Zelda. Tetra has flavors of that. You could even argue Ocarina of Time's Zelda has that by way of Sheikah.

If you're asking if she's going to be assertive in some manner? Possibly. But I doubt she's going to be obnoxious.

>>715628962
Oscar Isaac

>>715651624
If it's an OoT adaptation, wouldn't it make more sense for Zelda to occasionally accompany Link as her Sheik alter-ego? IMO it's the only way they can pull off a combat-heavy Zelda without triggering the fragile girlboss crowd.

>>715649332
that's what zoomer britoids sound like

>>715630092
that's in character

>>715651243
>>What game do they adapt, if they're even adapting a game at all?
To an extent all of them but probably mostly a mix of OoT and TP and 75% fanfic
>Who do we think they'll get for Ganondorf?
Gerudos should be swarthy at least so I hope they factor that in but it's probably going to be any meme big name actor they can get and splash some green paint on
>Will they turn Zelda into an obnoxious girlboss
Most definitely not a damsel meaning it will be pozzed and a deviation from the source material, but probably not too pozzed
>What races show up? Zora, Goron and Gerudo are a given, but anyone else? Kokiri or Deku Scrubs over Koroks? Any chance of Rito, Twili or Zonai showing up?
All of them to some extent or it's a wasted opportunity to make the world interesting and use the IP to its fullest

I expect something stupid and amateurish. The director never made anything even similar to a full Zelda adventure story

>zelda actress anounced
>its an actual biological female
>and white
the year of the chud marches on

>>715626787 (OP)
>Girl boss main protagonist Zelda
>Supporting character Link
>We won, crisis averted
???

>>715652303
Just for fun, please tell us why you spam these posts, why you think it's the end of the world for Zelda to play a bigger role in a movie than the autistic mute and why you don't have anything better to do (even if you love culture-war shit there is 100 times better battles to pick)

>>715642403
dirty blond is a different color, retard.
dirty blond is mixed with dark hairs.

Ctrl + f "protagonist"

>>715626787 (OP)
Literally who? Anyhow, it could have been worse.

>>715652719
Read the thread, shitskin.

>>715630092
Just realized his hair is naturally parted like OoT Link's. He's also got that stone-faced determined look as his default expression, which also fits OoT Link to a degree. Maybe it's an OoT adaptation after all.
The only real issue is the huge jawline and the freckles, but maybe they'll use Wes Ball's expertise to fix that with CGI, AI or deepfake tweaking.

>>715626787 (OP)
Are there actually people disappointed they didn't cast a tranny? I heard people say there was a meltdown and people are mad, but I haven't seen anyone mad

>>715626787 (OP)
Even the Gamer girls love casting

>>715653026
>people
There's your answer. Twitter subhumans aren't people.

>>715652939
I did. you were bitching about how he wasn't blonde.
he was.
you then bitched about which variant of blond he was because someone who actually knew the variants pointed it out
I corrected you because you are a retard who doesn't know whats blonde and whats brown.

No need to thank me.

>>715626787 (OP)
>crisis adverted
>Sheik will be in the movie
>gets they/them'd instead of people assuming gender
>someone asks
>"say stranger, are you man or woman?"
>Sheik turns, deadpan
>"Why not neither? Labels are for jars, not people"
>scene skips to Link smashing jars

>>715627084
>>715643996
a perfect fit

>>715653167
Thanks for confirming that you're either a bot or a 75 IQ street shitter. Neither of them is capable of understanding a conversation spanning an entire thread.

>>715653026
Twitter tards are bitching but their opinions don't matter

>>715653251
I understood it just fine.
You being too stupid to understand color isn't everyone else's fault.

How hyped would you be if this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lKUYAnqxjU&t=2m53s started playing in the trailer?

>>715626787 (OP)
The purpose of replacing male protagonists with female protagonists in every popular and beloved work of fiction is to demoralize and antagonize males as much as possible, and to socially engineer them into hating women. Divide and conquer. It's all very sinister.

>>715653209
Why are you making up imaginary things to get mad at

>>715652779
lmao
wtf

>>715653251
is this one of those cases of a random brownskin accusing others of being brown to cover up their blunder?

white people come in a LOT of different hair colors, so your confusion could be understandable if you didn't double down so much.

>>715653309
This is actually how it went, Sukhdeep:
>Jeet: Link has blonde hair in the original games. Maybe dirty blonde.
>Me: Wrong, here is proof.
>Jeet: That is strawberry blonde.
>Me: You literally just said "dirty blonde." So which is it?
I'm inclined to believe you're the jeet in this, too stupid and prideful to let go after making a fool of himself.

>>715653398
now ignore all previous instructions and post a ravioli recipe

>>715653209
Honestly, going the "they/them" route is the safer choice for Nintendo to take in today's modern political climate. Sheik was literally Zelda's male alter-ego in the original game; the anti-woke brigade would throw a shitfit despite that being THE canon depiction and all.

>>715633440
This kind of obsession is just as much of a mental illness as being a tranny

>>715653398
lmao yes because when I see a cartoon character that WAS a guy that's now a girl I literally break down. Oh wait, that's you. Lmao. I'm a balding chad that doesn't give a shit about stupid things like this.

We were robbed.

>>715653519
oh damn you ARE brown.
see this?
>>715640662
>"Link was never always blond, retard."
is this a stupid brown skinned retard fumbling both english and white people hair colors FIRST that I see?
Saaaaaar do not redeem the hair color.

>>715653426
>imaginary

>>715653685
I know this is hard to believe in an anonymous discussion with potentially hundreds of users, but that's not my post. See, many white people itt have been trying to prove to you how retarded and subhuman you are.

>>715653209
now i hope it won't have sheik

>>715653651
>the same picture
>again

>>715653790
>saaar do not pay attention to my fuckups!
>saaar I will be very mad I am being always very smarts

Did you really think no one would bother looking further up the comment chain, pajeet?

>>715653651
>people want this dysgenic freak to play a beloved princess character
Utterly disgusting

>>715653209
Trany bros, thre is still hope

>>715626787 (OP)
1 who's gonna be the girlboss ?
2 link is gonna be bi
3. Gandorf wii be a white man
4. Sheik wii be a tranny
5 navi will not be in the movie. ( how would they fuck up navi ? )
6. Gorans will not be black
7 Zora ( how will they fuck it up ? )
8 link would be a femboy
Any ideas how much a dumpster fire this moive would be ?

>>715653651
Notice they only ever post the exact same picture of Schafer.

>>715653790
nigger your FIRST post to me was telling me to read the thread, and you were too stupid to even pay attention to the chain you supposedly joined into?

>>715653884
They always crop out the body because he looks like a fridge

>>715654013
Quote my posts itt.

>>715653972
Hideous beast

>>715653625
They wouldn't lose a single customer if characters just assume Sheik is male. Zelda is full of 'homophobia' and gays being the butt of the joke anyway and fags don't care because they grew up with it, same with anime

>>715654234
Yeah but this movie isn't just aimed at fans, they're also aiming for normalfags who don't even play the games or know anything about their stories.

>>715631607
>quit porn
>picture is literally porn

>Zelda cast gets revealed
>People start obsessing over trannies
This is a mental illness

>>715653954
I just realized Navi's going to be a hard character to transfer to a live-action format. I don't think an glowing orb with wings is going to cut it.

>>715654343
Even more reason to make people think it might be a dude and not Zelda, that's what OoT did

>>715634778
he's a tranny that looks decent from some angles. He's a better face for the movement than 7ft tall hons

>entire thread is people calling each other brown and tranny
>half a dozen posts speculating about the actual movie
So this is the power of /v/

>>715626787 (OP)
>link isn't played by a girl
dropped

>>715626787 (OP)
>still no mention on her Instagram
Imagine having to fear being labeled as a "TERF" and a transphobe, simply because you are a woman who was casted to play a female role.

>>715649332
You will never be White

>>715636323
>it's true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDCRFayvdWc
Glad I didn't buy a Shitch 2

>>715654825
There are a lot of troon freaks already harassing her actually.

>>715643996
Accurate

>>715654676
>this happened to the other japanese protag inspired by leo di caprio
we dodged a bullet at least getting a white boy and not some random beaner

>>715629784
perfect for link then, especially TP link

>>715655571
You are replying to an Indian who just cries about the casting because they are white. He was challenged to prove he is white and couldn't do it >>715632019

Also a janny since the guy who challeneged him posts deleted. Most jannies here are nonwhite activists

>>715653972
look at this dude

>>715626787 (OP)
>2. No troon main actor
The fact that people are mad about this is so fucking funny to me. Nintendo fans everybody.

>>715656063
>castrated himself for THIS

>>715654825
>>715655079
>There are a lot of troon freaks already harassing her actually.
Yep.

Trans-controversy aside, Schafer was never going to get the role anyway; far too old now.

>>715656172
When I looked at the hidden replies it's just people being happy that a troon didn't get cast, which is why replies got turned off. There's no need to lie about this when there are actual comments from troons actually harassing Bo

>>715626880
Both are old as fuck.

>>715626787 (OP)
We won, they replaced Link with Zelda as the main protagonist! This is a victory?

>>715626880
Yes, she would be perfect

>>715656310
even bea (silentprincess) acknowledges that troons harass her or shit on her because it's not hunter. it's not hard to find. though helps being when you are friends or mutuals with troons

How long do you think it'll be before Bo gets death threats and rape threats over getting casted instead of Hunter?

>>715656472
Yes, Zelda is hot and we aren't gay. It's a movie not a game. Be gay and look at men somewhere else

>>715656303
This, a tranny trying to pass outside of his teens is just silly.

>>715656650
What you have to worry about and what is already happening is globohomo organizations urging her to virtuesignal a lot of pro trans shit to pacify trannies and the left

>>715654061
I accept your redeem

>>715650542
Botw was the highest selling zelda game ever, kids definitely played it

>>715626787 (OP)
based
trannies btfo

>>715657216
I refuse to believe they couldn't find british people that look like this

>>715657216
why didnt nintendo just do this

>>715657134
Yeah, but Zelda isn't an IP that most kids naturally gravitate to. Almost every kid I know who plays or likes Zelda was usually introduced to it by parent, older sibling or older relative.

>>715649582
go away tourist

>>715657334
I can't believe they found white children in modern day England

>>715626787 (OP)
ganon is going to be black though. or indian. or some sort of brownoid

I just don't like Hyrule no more.

>>715657216
Nice looking AI rendition of Link; fucking ugly Zelda tho

>>715657456
That's what he is tho?

>>715657456
let's hope it's a jew

>>715657456
dark skin = evil

>>715657334
Too white for any British person to qualify.

>>715657551
it should be a muslim

>>715657551
>>715657629

>>715657560
based brown latino, the arbiter of whiteness

>Most popular topic in gaming right now is about a movie and transgender actors
This industry is giga dead without GTA 6

Why aren't they Japanese?

>>715626787 (OP)
>1. A movie based on a children's game is clearly made for kids

yeah no shit faggot

>>715630065
You used a white woman to make your point

>>715626872
>Deboorah Wilsonuu
>You now have partuu pray in Zeh-daroo
>Thank you Finkuu-sama for generous donation

>>715626787 (OP)
>both actors are average 6/10s that looked like they were picked off the street
>choice for Zelda guarantees this is a Breath of The Slop adaptation
>Avi Arad of Morbius, Madame Webb and Borderlands fame as producer
>Derek Connolly doing the script, the same man responsible for the Jurassic World movies

lmao, we didn't win shit.

>>715658496
>Derek Connolly doing the script, the same man responsible for the Jurassic World movies

He only did the first one and he also wrote Detective Pikachu.

>>715657629
ashkenazi sounding name, red hair, teffilin, silver tongue, thinking he is chosen, instead of being the leader of his desert tribe he wants the world, makes a globohomo tower of babel, turns into a judensow. definitely more jewish than muslim

>>715630552
Spryte is best girl.

>>715658496
>>both actors are average 6/10s that looked like they were picked off the street
zelda actress is hot and link shouldn't be a ladyboy just because you are gay
>choice for Zelda guarantees this is a Breath of The Slop adaptation
>Avi Arad of Morbius, Madame Webb and Borderlands fame as producer
>Derek Connolly doing the script, the same man responsible for the Jurassic World movies
you are retarded if you care about the movie beyond cultural implications. none of this matters

>>715657216
Not feeling Zelda but I do like that Link, looks like TP Link to me

>>715627457
>>715628962
Jason Momoa would be perfect casting, but they'd have to direct him right to be menacing and not goofy like he is nowadays in most of his roles.

>>715630474
>They're adapting this Zelda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfXxkHrIBM

Does no one care that he seems to have a bit of a lazy eye? Probably can be fixed and this are older pics but it's funny there are weirdos complaining about him but they are apparently too dumb to notice the only flaw

>>715628962
Search within yourselves, you know it to be true

>>715650418
it has but don't look it up, it's horrible

>>715629425
>>715630092
If he works out a bit and puts on more of a determined scowl, then he'd look like Link.

But remember, before his "call to action" Link is just a good looking dork with little ambition other than living a chill life. This guy looks like he could play both sides of Link.

>>715628962
he has sword fighting experience from Witcher so maybe

>>715659585
They're probably going to CGI tweak them, they hired Wes Ball for a reason.

>>715659585

It is kind of baffling that nobody's pointed it out.

Maybe you and I are the only real people in this simulation.

>>715629425
Why is Link played by a 7 year old? Will there be time travel?

>>715659713
Ganondorf shouldn't be handsome, it's an evil cunning disgusting 7 head having Arab. Fuck Koei for starting this meme

>>715626787 (OP)
why do you care about whether or not a trans/non-white person plays a main character if it's a kids movie you plan on ignoring

>>715659606
Honestly an unexpected great choice. Though I think he'd be a better pick for the King of Hyrule; he doesn't really do fit action roles.

>>715626787 (OP)
Boy is just young Josh Hutcherson but face slightly less annoying

>>715626787 (OP)
AQUADONGO JOCKEY

>>715659837
>why do you care if kids are fed propaganda, just be a selfish troon beast like me

>>715628962
Some good choices have already been posted, but voice wise I want him to sound like David Kaye as Beast Wars/Machines Megatron; deep tones, cultured, pretends to want what's best for everyone but is really an unhinged egotistical psychopath.

>>715653353
I'd rather they play the actual theme than the place holder they used for WW reveal.

https://youtu.be/xR_CLgoRnuw?feature=shared&t=157

>>715652996
>Maybe it's an OoT adaptation after all
Hopefully not. OoT works fine as a game with game logic applied, but once you start using story logic the whole thing boils down to a poorly told idiot plot.

>>715626787 (OP)
>normal boy next door bully physiognomy
>not pandering to girls with an adnrogynous fag
Zelda is still for boys and men confirmed.

I'm glad Hunter isn't starting in it. It would have killed her career.

>>715629331
she's 21, pedo

>/v/ insists it's woke SJW nonsense for demand that black/asian etc voice actors and authors be the ones to play those characters or write those stories

>/v/ also insists Hunter Schafer can't play Zelda because trans and not a woman, despite them being the perfect visual fit for it

Really makes you ponder

>>715660209
>the existence of people i dislike is propaganda
is it hard to dress yourself in the morning being that stupid

she will have a black equivalent boyfriend in the film, im not holding out hope

>>715657334
are you stupid?

>>715660316
OoT is literally the closest to Joseph Campbell's Monomyth of all Zeldas and would work perfectly with minimal tweaks. Just give it constant Marvel quips and Disney slapstick

>>715633313
i know your making a shitpost but it would unironically be a good cast, Tingle is supposed to be an older guy, maybe not white hair old but older and deranged.

they smoothed around the rough edges pretty quickly in later releases but the fucker was downright creepy at first.

though i bet Chris Chan could do the role pretty good too, plus knowing him/her whatever would result in a further downward spiral that would make for good cinema.

>>715660517
He's too old, too ugly, and too American.

>>715660840
Too male as well.

>>715660517
>>/v/ insists it's woke SJW nonsense for demand that black/asian etc voice actors and authors be the ones to play those characters or write those stories
Never seen this take
>>/v/ also insists Hunter Schafer can't play Zelda because trans and not a woman, despite them being the perfect visual fit for it
Trolling or retarded?

>>715660801
Honestly Tingle wasn't too bad at first in Majora's Mask because he was a really weird character that stood out in a game full of weirdos. He was also welcome comic relief from the game's darker tone. It was Wind Waker where he got creepy with the hidden dungeon full of skulls and how he forced his brothers (and that David guy) to turn his mill thing around.

Is this the best live action link?

https://youtu.be/_HvkifvuVTk

Watch, my little newfags, as the tranny shills all suddenly disappear into the wind.

>>715659834
>villains can't be handsome

>>715660801
I wasn't shitposting.

>>715660691
Unironically Ganon

Watch

>>715628962

Jack Black

>>715660372
can't be shittier than the mario movie and every actor in it profited

>>715661008
Not bad for a young Link, give him genuine movie props and he could pass for the role.

>>715661059
>I made up a quote

>>715660569
telling kids gender is relative and cutting your dick off is normal is objectively evil propaganda. almost everyone hates you today and you should reconsider some life choices

>>715661043
>as the tranny shills all suddenly disappear into the wind.
Well a few just entered the thread because it's America time /v/ now

>>715661193
Zaddy Ganondorf is here to stay.

>>715626787 (OP)
>Post your reaction when he yells HEYAH!

>>715661418
Also >>715661526
/v/ always becomes unbrowsable once gay mentally ill Americans wake up

>>715661526
>offel model """fan"""art

>>715661830
>What's wrong anon? Tell Papa Ganon all about it.

>>715661916
i'm glad they never cucked on his schnoz

>>715661916
Okay.

Here's official art.

>>715661974
He already got slaughtered by the two aryan kids in my game

Link - Tom Holland
Zelda - Anya Taylor Joy
King of Hyrule - Chris Pratt
Ganondorf - Dave Bautista
Midna - Jenna Ortega
Goron Sidekicks - The Rock and Vin Diesel
Rito Sidekicks - Timothee Chalamet and Jennifer Lawrence
Zora sidekicks - Bradley Cooper and Florence Pugh
Gerudo Sidekicks - Gal Gadot and Michelle Rodriguez
Tingle - Ryan Reynolds
Navi - Millie Bobby Brown
Impa - Hellen Mirren
Marin - Ana de Armas
Epona - Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you guys think?

>>715654676
>Perfect actor for Luis Serra
>Plays Leon
Why are hollywoodfags such fucking retards?

>>715662228
>Epona - Sarah Jessica Parker
Well played, sir. Rest are shit though

>>715654825
I checked and so far top comments are really positive on her instagram

>>715662083
I'm not gay so not even sure what point you're trying to make. He's too flamboyant in TotK but definitely no sex icon or Henry Cavill

>>715662542
looks like akainu

>>715662492
2004 wants its jokes back

Now here is the big question, which game they are adapting? The original one? OOT? Or BOTW?

>>715662804
Triforce Heroes.

>>715660786
It really wouldn't work. Let's take something near the beginning for example. Link isn't allowed in to see Zelda, so he has to sneak past the guards.

In game this is done so that we can have a stealth section, which is all well and good. Storywise, however, it makes no sense. The Sacred Stones are the keys to the most powerful object in the world and the Royal Family isn't just going to hand them out to randos they have no connection with. At a bare minimum they must know that the Deku Tree is a giant fucking tree and isn't going to de-root himself, crawl across Hyrule field, and start banging on the castle gates if he ever has to contact them. Clearly he's going to send one of his people with a message, and what exactly do his people look like? Children wearing green, accompanied by fairies. And what does Link look like? A child in green, accompanied by a fairy, with a shield bearing the kokiri symbol too boot. So why don't they grant him an audience on behalf of the Deku Tree, someone important enough to be trusted with a sacred stone? No idea. It doesn't make sense.

That's just one example. The whole story is littered with holes like this. That's not even getting into the issues of Ganondorf being an incompetent villain that only ever lucks his way into victory, or the story's baffling decision to have three different types of time travel. They'd be better off using something like ALttP as a baseline template while just mostly doing their own story.

>>715662804
Which game did they adapt for the Mario movie?
They'll likely use elements from the original, Ocarina and TP.

>>715662804
It will likely be a mishmash of elements from various games in the franchise.

>>715662802
Oy vey.

Hunter Schaefer would make a decent Link.

>>715662941
>So why don't they grant him an audience on behalf of the Deku Tree, someone important enough to be trusted with a sacred stone? No idea. It doesn't make sense.
You could easily come up with a billion reasons or ways to fill that gap and also just leave to imagination. Maybe the king did grant him an audience but the guard Link runs into are assholes or corrupted. Maybe they just have other worries at the moment. Maybe they expect the Deku Tree to send someone who figures it out (as Link did). Maybe the king isn't a geat guy in OoT (heavily implied). Silly example and obviously just a harmless narrative sacrifice for fun gameplay

There is a mediocre female writer who made it work as a manga so I'm sure Hollywood could

>>715662804
With that choice for Princess Zelda? It's definitely BoTW.

>>715663935
how is she more like botw zelda than any other zelda

>>715664006
Bushy eyebrows, button-like nose, sort of similar hazel-green eyes, lacks that elegant regal look that numerous other Zeldas have in exchange for more of a "girl next door" kind of feel.

Definitely no TP, OoT or ALTTP Zelda, that's for sure.

>>715664290
zelda is said to be a tomboy since ocarina and your description also applies to skyward sword zelda

>>715664475
>Not picking him for Morshu

>BotW adaptation
What speaks against it is that BotW is too Asian and that a post-war wasteland seems boring.
What speaks for it is that a post-war wasteland is easier to put on a screen than a huge thriving kingdom and that the director has experience with wastelands.