someone mustve paced a curse upon me, a nefarious witch if you will, probably green and with a big pointy hat. theres constantly balls of dirt and rheum stuck in my eyes and i have to rub my eyes like a fucking jerkoff to get them out but by the times im done with cleaning my eyes new rheum spawns. and it doesnt help that i have huge faggy eyelashes because that crusty shit gets stuck in them so easily and i have to rip them out like a psycho. whatever wizard is doing this to me please stop this instant or i will find and rape you