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6/24/2025, 2:41:27 AM
Imagine Ted going home and laying awake in bed all night thinking about this.
>Mrs. Cruz: What's wrong, dear?
>Ted: It's that damn Tucker! He makes me so mad!
>Asking the population of Iran... What kind of question is that? Then he gets all hung up on it. Would he ask Luke Skywalker the population of the Death Star?
>Oh! That is IT!
>Why can't I ever think of these things on the spot?
>This is why Trump won the primaries.
>It would have been so COOL!
>heh population of the Death Star
>Mrs. Cruz: Honey, where are you going?
>Ted: I'll brb! I'm going to go make the most epic twitter post!
>I mean X!
>heh I bet even those Harry Potter liberals will appreciate THIS bad boy.
>*furiously fingerpecking*
>Chaaat... Jeee... Peeee... Teeee
>MAKE AN IMAGE OF TUCK*backspace* IN THE LIKENESS OF (heh) POPULAR FAR-RIGHT TALK SHOW HOST INTERVIEWING A YOUNG JEDI HERO SUCH AS THE ONE SEEN IN STAR WARS (eat it dmca)
>THE HOST IS ASKING "WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF THE DEATH STAR"
>Yessss... YES! It's PERFECT!
>HEH! HEY HONEY! CHECK MY TWITTER!
>I MEAN CHECK MY X!
>Mrs. Cruz: What's wrong, dear?
>Ted: It's that damn Tucker! He makes me so mad!
>Asking the population of Iran... What kind of question is that? Then he gets all hung up on it. Would he ask Luke Skywalker the population of the Death Star?
>Oh! That is IT!
>Why can't I ever think of these things on the spot?
>This is why Trump won the primaries.
>It would have been so COOL!
>heh population of the Death Star
>Mrs. Cruz: Honey, where are you going?
>Ted: I'll brb! I'm going to go make the most epic twitter post!
>I mean X!
>heh I bet even those Harry Potter liberals will appreciate THIS bad boy.
>*furiously fingerpecking*
>Chaaat... Jeee... Peeee... Teeee
>MAKE AN IMAGE OF TUCK*backspace* IN THE LIKENESS OF (heh) POPULAR FAR-RIGHT TALK SHOW HOST INTERVIEWING A YOUNG JEDI HERO SUCH AS THE ONE SEEN IN STAR WARS (eat it dmca)
>THE HOST IS ASKING "WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF THE DEATH STAR"
>Yessss... YES! It's PERFECT!
>HEH! HEY HONEY! CHECK MY TWITTER!
>I MEAN CHECK MY X!
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