Hey Zoomers, why wait for the Draft Officer to come for you, when you can come to Mexico?
Dont want the Feds to catch you at the border?
Just jump the non existant wall your leader never built and do a reverse wetback!
Very poor? Every single dollar is 20 pesos, you´ll become rich instantly!
Samson got you down? Mexico is out of reach of Israeli missiles!
Already lots of "remote workers" have taken the step, and will go AWOL the moment war breaks out!
There are miles of unoccupied desert, ready to breed cows, invent a new religion that lets you marry more than one wife, and create a new bloodline with your name on it! Just Google "LeBaron"!
Better hurry now, before your president shows you how well he can defend a border when you are the one jumping it!