>>21479747
>get a can of choona packed in oil
>pour the oil into a skillet
>sautee the oil with a shitton of garlic, like 5 cloves worth, and a couple fillets of anchovy
>boil some posta in salted water
>finish the pasta in the garlic oil and dump the tuna in and toss

This will invariably give you Hindenburg-tier gas for at least 16 hours. Bonus points if you go to bed drunk, you will wake yourself up in distress from your own toxic gas