Pseudocop~,
you did some bad things, remember~?
You came here to atone for them, didn'tcha?
Didn'tcha~!?
You won't be made to fight.
You will have to fight, though,
*thud*
it's unavoidable.
But if you're still gonna complain...
*yank*
I might as well read you your last rites.
*pull*