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>tfw no Pickle Tradwife

She's out there somewhere in Eastern Europe, dancing in the wheatfields just for you. Jethro Tull plays faintly on an old radio in a nearby barn.

If you choose to marry Pickle Tradwife, turn to page 47.

If you choose to continue unravelling the tapestry of the Mongolian ninjas, turn to page 110.