Everyone, I have an announcement to make. I have been deceiving you all.

I'm afraid I am not merely just the Fateposter. I am also, in fact, the Bernschizo. I know this may come as a shock to you.

But I am not just the Fateposter and the Bernschizo. It is with a heavy heart that I must tell you that I am also Muramasaspammer, and have been for some time.

But I have another confession to make. I am not just the Fateposter, the Bernschizo and Muramasaspammer. I'm sorry to admit that I am also the cuckschizo. And Totopo.

In addition, to my unending shame, I am also the JOPspammer, the Flowerspammer, a discordtroon, the braindamaged EVNfag, the anon that hates the braindamaged EVNfag, the shark poster, the leader of the moebutas, the trap spammer, a /r/visualnovels mod, the I only read moege ritualposter, the Majiamigo, Kinoko Nasu, a reguloid of /hg/, a gachafag, a JAST shill, the I love Kuon the most! faggot, Xev, the one picking shit OP images, a prolific editor of Natsume pics, the polish spammer, the plotKING, the poopschizo, the umineko blogposter, the one that broke /vn/, whatever the fuck a cuckchad is, the Charmareians dev, AIsir, the Ichijou was right poster, the NN shill, the Karenschizo , every lolifag, Amakanoposter, the ABmudslim, the guy who's stopping Chichinai from being translated, the all-agesfag, deaf in one ear, the guy that's going to become an author, a giant golden man, the bot, the south africa poster, Quof, a chinese Yuzusoft enjoyer, the Shinjifag, the one posting wojaks, a hero of justice, and (You).

I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.