Yuki doesn't know that Ruka and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells her she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Yuki doesn't know

Oh, Yuki doesn't know
So don't tell Yuki
Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
(So don't tell Yuki)

Fiona says she's out shopping
But she's under me
And I'm not stopping

'Cause Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
So don't tell Yuki
Yuki doesn't know
Don't tell Yuki

I can't believe she's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting
Fiona's got her on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
It's a three-way call and she knows nothing, nothing

Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
So don't tell Yuki
'Cause Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
So don't tell Yuki

We'll put on a show
Everyone will go
Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know

The parkin' lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top
Her front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard 'cause Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know

I did her on her birthday

Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
So don't tell Yuki
Yuki doesn't know

Yuki will know
Yuki doesn't know
Yuki's gotta know
I'm gonna tell Yuki
Gonna tell her myself
Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
Yuki has to
Yuki has to
Yuki has to go

Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
(So don't tell Yuki)
Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
Yuki doesn't know
(So don't tell Yuki)
Yuki doesn't know