https://files.catbox.moe/0u05ef.zip
After lots of trial and error, I can finally present to you all: Anon
This isn't SG anon, I just used his sprites (he does have some of SG anon's characterization though).

>Why is he so smol?
Thats just how his sprites look in comparison ponies, just pretend he's a manlet or something.
>Why did you make this?
I thought it'd be funny.