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7/4/2025, 4:16:43 AM
>"Why would anyone name a trash bag "GLAD"?"
>"I hope the next plane you live on lands in shit!"
>"Jason just stared at his balls until the electricity came back on."
>"What's the name of that animal that lives in the forest and has a dick?"
>"Let's just say his sexual fantasies ***may contain nuts***."
>"They had to cancel my 8-year-old niece's spelling bee because they didn't think it woudl put enough asses in the seats."
>"Either fuck or get off the cock!"
>"I had to lift that hairy ass couch all by myself and I almost broke my dick!"
>"9 months to think up a name and they came up with Pat."
>"No that he lost all that weight he's a "former fatass."
>"Beverly Hills 9021-OH SHIT!"
>"I hope the next plane you live on lands in shit!"
>"Jason just stared at his balls until the electricity came back on."
>"What's the name of that animal that lives in the forest and has a dick?"
>"Let's just say his sexual fantasies ***may contain nuts***."
>"They had to cancel my 8-year-old niece's spelling bee because they didn't think it woudl put enough asses in the seats."
>"Either fuck or get off the cock!"
>"I had to lift that hairy ass couch all by myself and I almost broke my dick!"
>"9 months to think up a name and they came up with Pat."
>"No that he lost all that weight he's a "former fatass."
>"Beverly Hills 9021-OH SHIT!"
7/4/2025, 4:14:01 AM
>"ALL RIGHT, WHOSE DICK PISSED ALL OVER THE FLOOR?"
>"Suck a used car salesman's lousy cock!"
>"He has to write everything down because he is a fat ass!"
>"Some bullshit about bubble bath!"
>"It looks liek all that time you spent learning French is finally starting to fuck off."
>"TAG! You're shit!!!"
>"The weatherman says its supposed to be a nice day today, so don't be a dick!"
>"That annoying rooster was always waking me up at 4 am with his "Cock-A-Doodle Bullshit!"
>"Why is that dick so bent out of shape?!"
>"You're the shitting image of your dad."
>"I'm not sticking my dick in bonkers!"
>"From appetite to asswipe."
>"I got shit on my W2's again."
>"If I had an 8 inch cock, I would not be working at *Panera Bread*"
>"The line at the fair to buy corndog's was like a "Who's Who" of babboon shit!"
>"I dropped my phone and not it has a big "Ass Crack"."
>"FUCK FACIAL RECOGNITION!"
>"I'M NOT AS DUMB AS YOU FUCK!"
>"HE WALKS LIKE HE HAS IMPORTANT SHIT IN HIS ASS!"
>"The grand opening of the new "Baskin Robbins" turned into a dick measuring contest."
>"Why don't you find a job you're qualified for? Like shoveling walrus shit at "Sea World"?"
>"I don't give a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater dick!"
>"It's impolite to talk with a mouthful of cock!"
>"HEY AXL ROSE!"
>"Why would anyone name a trash bag "GLAD"?"
>"I hope the next plane you live on lands in shit!"
>"Jason just stared at his balls until the electricity came back on."
>"What's the name of that animal that lives in the forest and has a dick?"
>"Let's just say his sexual fantasies ***may contain nuts***."
>"They had to cancel my 8-year-old niece's spelling bee because they didn't think it woudl put enough asses in the seats."
>"Either fuck or get off the cock!"
>"I had to lift that hairy ass couch all by myself and I almost broke my dick!"
>"9 months to think up a name and they came up with Pat."
>"No that he lost all that weight he's a "former fatass."
>"Beverly Hills 9021-OH SHIT!"
>"Suck a used car salesman's lousy cock!"
>"He has to write everything down because he is a fat ass!"
>"Some bullshit about bubble bath!"
>"It looks liek all that time you spent learning French is finally starting to fuck off."
>"TAG! You're shit!!!"
>"The weatherman says its supposed to be a nice day today, so don't be a dick!"
>"That annoying rooster was always waking me up at 4 am with his "Cock-A-Doodle Bullshit!"
>"Why is that dick so bent out of shape?!"
>"You're the shitting image of your dad."
>"I'm not sticking my dick in bonkers!"
>"From appetite to asswipe."
>"I got shit on my W2's again."
>"If I had an 8 inch cock, I would not be working at *Panera Bread*"
>"The line at the fair to buy corndog's was like a "Who's Who" of babboon shit!"
>"I dropped my phone and not it has a big "Ass Crack"."
>"FUCK FACIAL RECOGNITION!"
>"I'M NOT AS DUMB AS YOU FUCK!"
>"HE WALKS LIKE HE HAS IMPORTANT SHIT IN HIS ASS!"
>"The grand opening of the new "Baskin Robbins" turned into a dick measuring contest."
>"Why don't you find a job you're qualified for? Like shoveling walrus shit at "Sea World"?"
>"I don't give a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater dick!"
>"It's impolite to talk with a mouthful of cock!"
>"HEY AXL ROSE!"
>"Why would anyone name a trash bag "GLAD"?"
>"I hope the next plane you live on lands in shit!"
>"Jason just stared at his balls until the electricity came back on."
>"What's the name of that animal that lives in the forest and has a dick?"
>"Let's just say his sexual fantasies ***may contain nuts***."
>"They had to cancel my 8-year-old niece's spelling bee because they didn't think it woudl put enough asses in the seats."
>"Either fuck or get off the cock!"
>"I had to lift that hairy ass couch all by myself and I almost broke my dick!"
>"9 months to think up a name and they came up with Pat."
>"No that he lost all that weight he's a "former fatass."
>"Beverly Hills 9021-OH SHIT!"
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