>GO COUNT YOUR DICK

>"'Dad, can you Google Limp Bizkit?"

>ALL YOU EVER DO
>IS PLAY WITH YOUR TITS
>AND STARE AT YOUR ASS
>AT THE SAME TIME

>"Why is the Jolly Green Giant such a turd?"
>"Night sweats are for pussies!"
>"Radio Shack sucks dick now!"
>"I think eraser heads are shaped like dick heads on purpose!"
>"GO EAT SHIT WITH SOMEBODY!"
>"EARTH TO FATASS!"
>"Bomb Sniffing Dog Shit!"
>"I don't like the word 'scrotum' anymore."
>"Man, did that croc hunter impression suck dick, or what?"
>"The Harlem Globetrotters doing dumb shit!"
>"I would only fuck her if it was a fucking emergency!"
>"I could build a house with all the bricks I shit watching "Family Matters.""
>"Bill Gates is a state of the art horses ass!"
>"A zebra has shit to do."
>"If everything that we have been told about history is a lie, that means Abe Lincoln had a fat ass!"
>"Shetlin pony shit stinks!"
>"Did you just throw a big ass ketchup coupon at me?!"
>"FUCK "DICK VAN DYKE" FAN MAIL!"
>"RESSES PIECES OF SHIT!"
>"YOU HAVE TO BE NUTS TO HANG OUT WITH THAT DICK!"
>"Turn that frown upside down and shove it up your fucking ass!"
>"FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE SQUAD!"
>"SHUT YOUR CAP'N CRUNCH OOPS! ALL BERRIES HOLE!"
>"You suck more dick than Mr. Pibb!"
>"I'm getting tired of all the lying and I'm getting tired of all the surprise piles of shit in the basement."

>"Shirlena was a real "battle ass"."
>"ALL RIGHT, WHOSE DICK PISSED ALL OVER THE FLOOR?"
>"Suck a used car salesman's lousy cock!"
>"He has to write everything down because he is a fat ass!"
>"Some bullshit about bubble bath!"
>"It looks liek all that time you spent learning French is finally starting to fuck off."
>"TAG! You're shit!!!"
>"The weatherman says its supposed to be a nice day today, so don't be a dick!"
>"That annoying rooster was always waking me up at 4 am with his "Cock-A-Doodle Bullshit!"
>"Why is that dick so bent out of shape?!"
>"You're the shitting image of your dad."
>"I'm not sticking my dick in bonkers!"
>"From appetite to asswipe."
>"I got shit on my W2's again."
>"If I had an 8 inch cock, I would not be working at *Panera Bread*"
>"The line at the fair to buy corndog's was like a "Who's Who" of babboon shit!"
>"I dropped my phone and not it has a big "Ass Crack"."
>"FUCK FACIAL RECOGNITION!"
>"I'M NOT AS DUMB AS YOU FUCK!"
>"HE WALKS LIKE HE HAS IMPORTANT SHIT IN HIS ASS!"
>"The grand opening of the new "Baskin Robbins" turned into a dick measuring contest."
>"Why don't you find a job you're qualified for? Like shoveling walrus shit at "Sea World"?"
>"I don't give a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater dick!"
>"It's impolite to talk with a mouthful of cock!"
>"HEY AXL ROSE!"

>"ALL RIGHT, WHOSE DICK PISSED ALL OVER THE FLOOR?"
>"Suck a used car salesman's lousy cock!"
>"He has to write everything down because he is a fat ass!"
>"Some bullshit about bubble bath!"
>"It looks liek all that time you spent learning French is finally starting to fuck off."
>"TAG! You're shit!!!"
>"The weatherman says its supposed to be a nice day today, so don't be a dick!"
>"That annoying rooster was always waking me up at 4 am with his "Cock-A-Doodle Bullshit!"
>"Why is that dick so bent out of shape?!"
>"You're the shitting image of your dad."
>"I'm not sticking my dick in bonkers!"
>"From appetite to asswipe."
>"I got shit on my W2's again."
>"If I had an 8 inch cock, I would not be working at *Panera Bread*"
>"The line at the fair to buy corndog's was like a "Who's Who" of babboon shit!"
>"I dropped my phone and not it has a big "Ass Crack"."
>"FUCK FACIAL RECOGNITION!"
>"I'M NOT AS DUMB AS YOU FUCK!"
>"HE WALKS LIKE HE HAS IMPORTANT SHIT IN HIS ASS!"
>"The grand opening of the new "Baskin Robbins" turned into a dick measuring contest."
>"Why don't you find a job you're qualified for? Like shoveling walrus shit at "Sea World"?"
>"I don't give a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater dick!"
>"It's impolite to talk with a mouthful of cock!"
>"HEY AXL ROSE!"

>"Why would anyone name a trash bag "GLAD"?"
>"I hope the next plane you live on lands in shit!"
>"Jason just stared at his balls until the electricity came back on."
>"What's the name of that animal that lives in the forest and has a dick?"
>"Let's just say his sexual fantasies ***may contain nuts***."
>"They had to cancel my 8-year-old niece's spelling bee because they didn't think it woudl put enough asses in the seats."
>"Either fuck or get off the cock!"
>"I had to lift that hairy ass couch all by myself and I almost broke my dick!"
>"9 months to think up a name and they came up with Pat."
>"No that he lost all that weight he's a "former fatass."
>"Beverly Hills 9021-OH SHIT!"

>"Why would anyone name a trash bag "GLAD"?"
>"I hope the next plane you live on lands in shit!"
>"Jason just stared at his balls until the electricity came back on."
>"What's the name of that animal that lives in the forest and has a dick?"
>"Let's just say his sexual fantasies ***may contain nuts***."
>"They had to cancel my 8-year-old niece's spelling bee because they didn't think it woudl put enough asses in the seats."
>"Either fuck or get off the cock!"
>"I had to lift that hairy ass couch all by myself and I almost broke my dick!"
>"9 months to think up a name and they came up with Pat."
>"No that he lost all that weight he's a "former fatass."
>"Beverly Hills 9021-OH SHIT!"

>"Half of your family members have dicks!"
>"A life sized cardboard cut-out of Deanny DeVito scratching his ass!"
>"Built Ford Tough Shit!"
>"Call before you dick!"
>"I'm going to piss on my neighbours porch goose to show dominance!"
>"Quit tinkering with your tits and help me find the werewolf costume!"
>"Major league shitbreath!"
>"My dad treated me like a dick-head stepchild!"
>"Second Ass Citizens!"
>"I love you like a common housefly loves shit!"
>"The only reason I would go inside a "Build-A-Bear" workshop is to use their shitter!"
>"He's arrogant and talks about himself in the third faggot!"
>"We're shit out of Lucky Charms!"
>"When she was born, they gave her a "Bitch Certificate"."
>"I'm going to have to go to the lost and found later because I'm about to lose my shit!"
>"The vacuum clearner came with too many dumb ass attachments."
>"I'd rather watch piss dry."
>"Chef Boyardee's 57 bastard sons."
>"That big screen tv they're giving away is still up for "GRABS!"
>"Your cooking is always filled with shitty mistakes!"
>"You pissed yourself into a corner."
>"You don't have a snowman's balls chance in hell!"
>"You can't just puit the shit back into the rhinocerous."
>"It's a ceiling fan, you asshole!"
>"I found a lime in the refigerator that needs to be fucked!"
>"That mullet is sure to turn some shitheads."
>"I got the "Uh-Oh, Spaghettios!" jingle stuck in my ass!"
>"I'll bet my leftover Nutella that OJ did it!"
>"You're nothing but a worthless sack of miscellaneous Doctor Scholls shit!"
>"Go be a smelly ass someplace else!"
>"White-Out looks too much like birdshit to take seriously!"
>"Your mom's so fat, she has to shit!"
>"Land of Lakes Butter" thinks its funny when you fall on your ass!"
>"He's a douchebag real estate agent, but at least he admits it."
>"Happier than if Smokey the Bear rolled in shit!"
>"Fluffing up those asscheeks!"
>"That barefoot bitch in the Snickers commercial just wants to feed his family and make beeping noises!"

Is he supposed to be the father of the teens who are filming him? Or is he just an older guy who they hang out with? Who is Shirlena? Why does she never appear on camera?

>>212322378
>Why does she never appear on camera?
cause she doesn't have a dick, you PRICK

>>212322378
>"You get your retarded ass to the bathroom and shave your SIDEBURNS!!!"

>>212322378
>Who is Shirlena? Why does she never appear on camera?
She was fucking everyone in Bismarck and her spaghetti sucked dick.

>>212321400
mfw I hear some fucking long legged, pissed off puerto rican near my truck

>>212319252 (OP)
Bump

>>212319252 (OP)
HIGHLY recommend getting project 64, the Roadrash64 rom and have Tourettes guy compilation playing in the background

>>212322378
>they went out of the butt and into the fuck because they were unable to come up with 36$

>>212323096
Dude fuck yeah you sound like you know how to have a good time