>found a nice expensive item
>cornered it for weeks
>all in my money to make it
>no one is buying it anymore
did the trade mafia found me? am I going to die?

>>212113349

After 3 days without masturbating (the longest I've gone without masturbating in years) I was in my room during the day and I heard thunder crackle and it went dark. I saw two red pyramid things with eyeballs floating and they used me as some sort of microphone. My mouth was open but not moving. One of the pyramids lit up as the words croaked out of my mouth "he needs to have sex" and the other red pyramid said (again, with my voicebox) "he needs to JACK OFF!" The red pyramids disappeared and sunlight returned.