LLMs could NEVER translate this prose.
Claude? Fraud.
Kimi K2? Anta NAY too
Chatgpt? Can't translate me
Grok? The new model looks cute and needs my cock.

As I've been reading Sakuuta one thing I've noticed is that all of Sca-ji's favorite English quotes don't really translate, at all. Okay I mean they do translate literally but the translation loses a little je ne sais quois.