I was gonna repost this for old times sake cuz I saw a huge bug that reminded me of it, but I fucked up my medicines and slept long enough to see the thread fall off, so here's a sloppy reboot where I didn't even get the (embed)'s off.

Anyway.

Love Bug.

>You register the sunlight beaming through your eyelids and pushing the dull haze of sleep out of your mind. Rising to stretch your still slightly unfamiliar limbs, you look beyond out your bedroom window.
“Well, it seems we’ve been blessed with a lovely day today.”
>You reach out and shake the gently breathing figure in the bed next to you.
“Wakey wakey, lazy bones.”
>He grunts and scrunches his face, not accepting that you would just keep shaking him until he moved.
>Finally, he speaks. “Away, succubus! I sated you last night!”
>You titter and lower yourself next to him, gently nuzzling the back of his neck with your nose.
“You should know that one as wicked as I will never be satisfied, Anonymous.”
>He groans in protest yet reaches a hand back to caress your cheek as you kiss his neck and the feeling of warm spreads through your chest.
>”This is what I get for going to the altar with a Changeling Qu-“
“Not a “queen” of anything anymore, darling.” You interrupt “And barely a Changeling these days either.”
>”Mm.” he says as you spread your hands across his chest. “Then what could you be, Chrys?”
>You breathe the scent of his hair in with glee.
“Simply a wife, a teacher, a mo-“
>”MOOOOOOOOM!” you both hear through the walls followed by two pair of galloping hooves.
>”HE TOOK MY OCARINA!”