A woman is on a train with her baby. A man sits next to her and starts giggling. She asks him if there is a problem. He answers no but can't contain his laughter. The woman signals a train attendant.
- This man is harassing me please move him somewhere else.
The attendant obliges and takes the passenger to another compartment.
- All done Miss. Is there anything I can do for you? A glass of water or a banana for your monkey?