Anyone else have a keyholder they're not in a relationship with? A while ago, my best friend found out about my chastity fetish, and volunteered to be keyholder until I find a boyfriend. She's been using it to make me play League of Legends, and get better at it. Her current task is I have to get 2 games in a row where both the team wins and I have at least twice as many kills as deaths and assists don't count.
Here's the thing: she plays jungle and keeps fucking ganking my lane and stealing my kills whenever I'm close, claiming that I "looked like I needed help," or that she was "in the area and saw the fight."

I fucking suck at league and haven't been unlocked in 2 weeks.