only way a zelda movie will be kino

1. link must be obnoxious like the zelda cartoon and repeatedly say "WELLLLLLL EXCUSEEEEE MEEEEE PRINCESS"

2. link must have access to a time machine and when not around people should be asking "where's link"?

3. the movie must start and end with the phrase "boy i sure like bombing dodongos"

4. zeldas dad must say the phrase "LINK MAH BOI"