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Imagine if Trump came out and said...

>We collapsed 17 feet of entrance tunnel, burst 3 centrifuges, release a few dozen liters of UF6 gas! It only cost the taxpayers $279 million! It was was so bigly, so firery, more firery than Guy Fieri so bombly, spectarular explodings Saar, such beautiful, very DOGE, wow!

Seriously though, what the fuck really happened? Are all the centrifuges "obliterated," or does Iran need a few bulldozers and electricians to get it all running again?