How do I get better at swimming through traffic? Im tired of retards slowimg me down wherever I go, so I think swimming is the only solution. Ive already learnt that to weave through traffic you need to memorize the position of all cars next to you and check your mirrors all the time, also I figured that before you approach a traffic jam you should pick the right lane because thats generally where retards drive the fastest in a traffic jam for some reason. Whats more to it? Any advice from fellow swimmers?
>inb4 buy a bike
fuck off I dont plan on becomimg an organ donor any time soon