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6/18/2025, 5:37:38 AM
>>21409688
Look, guys, guys.... you need to change your perspective. OK, maybe Boar's Head sucks at making safe & healthy deli meats....
But on the other hand, they seem to be among the world's top Listeria farmers. There's gotta be a market for that, right? Like doctors doing research? Top medical schools around the world trust Boar's Head™ brand Listeria cultures to be the best, the most virulent and contagious.
And hey, has your son been pestering you to buy him a pet dog, but your landlord won't allow it? Maybe he'll be happy with a smaller pet, a MUCH smaller pet, like a cute little Boar's Head Listeria monocytogenes. Just buy Timmy a microscope, and he can watch MILLIONS of them cavort and play on a single slide! Listeria could become even more popular than Tamagotchi or Pokemon.
Look, guys, guys.... you need to change your perspective. OK, maybe Boar's Head sucks at making safe & healthy deli meats....
But on the other hand, they seem to be among the world's top Listeria farmers. There's gotta be a market for that, right? Like doctors doing research? Top medical schools around the world trust Boar's Head™ brand Listeria cultures to be the best, the most virulent and contagious.
And hey, has your son been pestering you to buy him a pet dog, but your landlord won't allow it? Maybe he'll be happy with a smaller pet, a MUCH smaller pet, like a cute little Boar's Head Listeria monocytogenes. Just buy Timmy a microscope, and he can watch MILLIONS of them cavort and play on a single slide! Listeria could become even more popular than Tamagotchi or Pokemon.
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