>nearly perfect run with a great team
>do not find a single fucking greatsword all of day 1
>not one in chests, not one offered by any boss anywhere, just endless whips and staves and shields and a fucking caestus
>even the castle merchant only sells a curved greatsword which doesn't count for wylder skill
>only get an upgrade to my starter when raider drops me an ordovis sword (bless him)
>do not find one all of day 2 either
>fight DH Queen in the rain at the end of day 2 and she FINALLY drops a greatsword, blue with holy affinity so it's not even an upgrade to Ordovis
Genuinely what the hell, I have never seen the game this spiteful about giving me usable gear
It's all the more weird because aside from the loot the run was great but RNGesus must've thought I was on Rev or some shit