Yo, I don’t play politics — I play with numbers and facts.
I don’t drop rates ‘cause you tweet or yap, I drop 'em when inflation cracks.
You want two points down like it’s some kind of flex,
But I hold it steady ‘til the data says ‘next.’
You call me dumb? That’s cute, but please —
I keep markets calm while you out here beggin’ the Fed on your knees.
So while you campaign, I just maintain,
Watch the yield curve and steer this plane.
You want a show? Go rant on Truth Social.
I run the Fed — stayin’ cool, non-emotional.