for some reason i'm just constantly in loser's queue and my junglers literally avoid mid lane like the plague. they refuse to even walk near it to apply a little pressure or anything. even if their jungler has been mid 3 times in the last 3 minutes. they'll play for top or bot, those lanes will lose anyway, and now we lose the game. it's so insane that once midgame hits and lanes swap around, they then proceed to never, ever shadow the lane i'm in and that's when they start going mid lane. had a jungler a couple days ago whose first step near mid lane (aside from scuttle) was at 16 minutes, when bot rotated in. i always help junglers with their braindead retarded skirmishes, but i never get any help. it's psychotic

so what i've started doing is in pre-game lobby i'll say "gank mid by 8 mins or else." they'll ask me what "or else" means and i won't answer, i'll just reiterate that they should gank. i don't ask for a kill, not even for them to blow summs or something, just to show themselves mid once. if they don't do it, i'll just proceed to deafen and side lane all game. i'll still try to win, sort of, but i don't bother tryharding and going super saiyan, looking for tp flanks, grouping with my team a bunch, etc. about 90% of the time it works. i guess they decide it's not worth putting up with lunacy and just show up mid to alleviate some pressure or something. i'll say "that counts, thanks" and then we go on. it also almost always results in a win. that one tiny gank results in (surprise!) a blown flash or even a kill, because i play champs that have good setup, and that just snowballs the lane and game and we win. the other 10% of the time, they choose to ego me, don't gank, and well i make sure they lose the game. you have to treat junglers like dogs, because that's what they are. just a tip for anybody who finds themselves never getting jungle attention from their team

>teammate is about to pick a shit champ
>hover the champ I want to ban
>make my teammates pick
>they ban the champ I hovered as revenge
>tfw

>save gets wiped
>have to replay the entire game to get to the dlc
>put it on game journalist mode for both black rabbit brotherhood fights
and there's nothing anybody can do about it