>be me driving home from work today
>on pic rel small forest road with 70 km/h speed limit but locals drive closer to 90 km/h
>get stuck behind volkswagen camper van with like 10 bicycles strapped behind it
>can just see the german license plate through the bicycles
>he is driving in the middle of the road at 50 km/h
>he seems scared of the edges
>i signal to him that i want to overtake his slow scared bitch ass and he starts moving to the right to give me space
>i accelerate and start passing
>when i am alongside him he starts moving into the middle of the road again and we are only centimeters from touching
>i complete the overtake in pic rel exact location
>he spends the next 30 seconds flashing his lights at me as he slowly disappears in my rear mirrors

i would support leaving the EU if it keeps out german and dutch tourists that are scared of driving close to trees
im tired of you niggas
you make my summer worse
why the fuck are you even coming here, you have more real nature than us, our nature is fake and only serves to produce wood for IKEA™