Apparently internet porn gets banned in this country as of tomorrow. I haven't cranked one out for a couple of weeks now. I would go on a degenerate send off wanking spree but my libido is flatlining at the moment. My list of hobbies is frantically diminishing in the wake of an increasingly miserable life though. Should I just do it? I know I'm gonna be a virgin forever but I don't want my tackle to to shrivel up and fall off. Use it or lose it and all that. What a fucking meme this place has become over the last couple decades, good grief.