>>105767469

IT skills got me laid a lot, sort of:

>Some professional mid chick moved into apartment next to me.
>I said "hi" first day, she said "hi" whatever
>knock on door 2 days later, asked if I could help with something. Said her internet went down after install and if I had outage. Mine was fine.
>offered to help
>go into her apartment, and she had the typical normie-rape shit IT equipment from the ISP.
>I say "fuck this" clean up the shit and let her borrow my old OpenWRT modem and get it working
>thank you so much anon. you're welcome whatever. tell her to send the old shit back to ISP before they start billing her, etc.
>asks for my phone number, no problem
>next night calls me over to hang out
>we bone, but she has boyfriend, whatever
>she puts my name in the cell phone as cable guy
>I laugh and tell her the pic related Lebowski joke

Still booty calls me to this day. Although I am not autistic, so I think my charm is what got me laid, but hooking her up to working wifi got me in there.