>>715186752
chotto mate, kora

you didn't think you could just take this ultra rare figure from me, The Red King, of The 5 Ultra Scalpers, did you?

heh, I was once like you, walking up to a pawn shop thinking that I could just buy cute anime figures and walk away back to my happy life...

...but there's no such thing. The former The 4 Ultra Scalpers were my teachers, showing me the utter futility of feeding a collection just to stare at it. They showed me that, in order to get ahead in life, I had to scalp cute anime figures from under the noses of all otaku.

IT'S SCALP OR BE SCALPED, SO HAND THAT CUTE IDOL FIGURE OVER BEFORE I BEAT YOU DOWN