>main character has zit on outer edge of lip
>everyone around him thinks it's herpes/cold sore

>>511184809
Aha, jokes on you
Mi dad came in a gun
It fired and it all begun
A retard that can't even sum
And yet here he is
Covering you in cum
Get real you flew flew little boy
Rap like niggers and bring me the joy
Of being based and not full of s-0-y
Blang Bleng Bling Blong Blung
I'm shitting and that's real, there's no rhymes. I'm shitting fr this is me *shits*. Ah men that's good. A good ol rhyming just gets topped by shittin' ykwim?

>>511177322
Probably some humilliation ritual to force their foreskin eating God into submitting and making some bullshit prophecy come to life so they can keep clipping coins of goys.
Its all so tiresome. Hope their God comes down at Sabbath so his children are stuck in their houses trying to not push buttons or some bullshit.

>THE VIDEOS WERE COMPLETELY DELETED BY A TECHNICAL ERROR
>ALL THE CAMERAS WERE BROKEN
>THERE WERE NEVER ANY VIDEOS
>OK FINE HERE'S THE VIDEO DONT WORRY ABOUT ANY OF THE MISSING PARTS
>IF ELECTED WE WILL RELEASE THE EPSTIEN LIST AND ALL FILES, WE HAVE IT ALL RIGHT HERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US READY TO BE RELEASED
>THERE WAS NO LIST
>WE GOT GHISLAINE MAXWELL FROM THE LIST
>THE DELETED CAMERA FOOTAGE FROM THE BROKEN CAMERAS PROVES HE KILLED HIMSELF
>AN FBI AGENT SPILLED COFFE ON EPSTIENS DIARY AND SOMEHOW RUINED IT FOREVER, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT DONT WORRY ABOUT IT
>OK WE'LL RELEASE MORE THE EPSTIEN DOCUMENTS BUT WE'LL HAVE TO REDACT THEM BECAUSE ITS A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT FOR SOME REASON
>THE FILES CONTAIN CP THATS WHY WE CANT RELEASE THEM EVEN THOUGH WE COULD REDACT THE CP
>WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE LOOK HERE'S SOME INFLUENCERS HOLDING "PHASE 1" EPSTIEN FILES BINDERS OUTSIDE OF GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS AND STUFF
>PHASE 1 IS ALL THERE IS CASE CLOSED
>NO IT WAS JUST A HOAX MADE UP BY THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION, IF YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE RIGHT ANYMORE
>WE CHECKED, TRUMP ISNT IN THE EPSTIEN FILES
>OK NVM HE ACTUALLY IS IN THE EPSTIEN FILES

What I've noticed about these threads, is even if microchimerisms aren't real, faggots will still defend being partners with nonvirgins. Probably because they have a nonvirgin gf/wife themselves.
Btw if you're over like 19 its over for you. Good luck finding a virgin gf.
Best you can probably get is a 16 year old virgin gf, but then everyone will call you a pedophile so

>THE VIDEOS WERE COMPLETELY DELETED BY A TECHNICAL ERROR
>ALL THE CAMERAS WERE BROKEN
>THERE WERE NEVER ANY VIDEOS
>OK FINE HERE'S THE VIDEO DONT WORRY ABOUT ANY OF THE MISSING PARTS
>IF ELECTED WE WILL RELEASE THE EPSTIEN LIST AND ALL FILES, WE HAVE IT ALL RIGHT HERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US READY TO BE RELEASED
>THERE WAS NO LIST
>WE GOT GHISLAINE MAXWELL FROM THE LIST
>THE DELETED CAMERA FOOTAGE FROM THE BROKEN CAMERAS PROVES HE KILLED HIMSELF
>AN FBI AGENT SPILLED COFFE ON EPSTIENS DIARY AND SOMEHOW RUINED IT FOREVER, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT DONT WORRY ABOUT IT
>OK WE'LL RELEASE MORE THE EPSTIEN DOCUMENTS BUT WE'LL HAVE TO REDACT THEM BECAUSE ITS A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT FOR SOME REASON
>THE FILES CONTAIN CP THATS WHY WE CANT RELEASE THEM EVEN THOUGH WE COULD REDACT THE CP
>WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE LOOK HERE'S SOME INFLUENCERS HOLDING "PHASE 1" EPSTIEN FILES BINDERS OUTSIDE OF GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS AND STUFF
>PHASE 1 IS ALL THERE IS CASE CLOSED
>NO IT WAS JUST A HOAX MADE UP BY THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION, IF YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE RIGHT ANYMORE

>decide to test out my psychometry for the first time
>choose a paper envelope
>expecting to see visions of the factory it was made in or something
>see a vision of one of the female dinos from land before time smiling and laughing at me
>can't figure out what it's supposed to mean
>read deeper into it and find out it's the spirit inside the envelope laughing at me
>shows me more visions of disney characters doing cartoonish expressions
>decide to read a random bottle next
>immediately see incessant visions of the bottle exploding
>tells me it's depressed and suffering
>seems like it really wants death
>asked it how it can be suffering if it's literally just a bottle? what does it want instead?
>see a vision of the michael jackson gif with popcorn
>it wants to be happy
>keeps showing me pictures of angel wings like it wants death
>promised it I will take the stuff out of the bottle and send it to recycling when I can
The stuff in your house is literally alive bros. I'm starting to think it's immoral to own factory made objects.

>THERE WAS NO VIDEO
>THERE WAS NO LIST
>SHUT UP
>HERE'S THE VIDEO
>THERE WAS NEVER A LIST
>WE GOT GHISLAINE MAXWELL BASED ON THE LIST
>THERE WAS NO LIST
>THE VIDEOS WERE TOO GHASTLY FOR ANYONE TO SEE
>THERE WERE NO VIDEOS

>hate jews
>hate communists
>hate trannies
>hate leftists
>hate zionists
>hate media
>hate government
>hate faggots
>hate niggers
>hate illegals
>hate women

bros I can't....I think....just go on without me I think I'm done

>bongs eat mashed peas like how normal people eat salsa/hummus