because I used to DJ at strip clubs, I knew they opened at 11:00 in the morning, so I had about five hours of sleep when my phone rang...

...... exactly like I knew the phone was going to ring right after 11:00 a.m.


Bobby was FURIOUS !!!!!!!!

obviously, he was aware that I'M THE ONE WHO PAINTED THE GIANT PENIS ON THE HORSE

But he was really careful not to upset me, not to accuse me of anything.

(obviously Jack gilardi had spoken to Bobby, and now Bobby was taking orders instead of acting like a big shot)

"Johnny, somebody came and vandalized your painting last night! they painted a big dick on the horse. And there's cars driving by looking at it. we need you to come down and fix it immediately! "

................
Wait for it

" well Bobby, I love to come fix it, but that's going to cost extra. Plus, you already owe me $8,000"

after talking to somebody in the background, Bobby got back on the phone and said
" I'LL GIVE YOU $10,000. HURRY UP AND GET DOWN HERE! "