>>212852035
Quelle horreur...

>>714042428
Excellent post
I will add my own shit story
I have a 4 post long one about when I shit on the floor, this is not that tho, this is a different one I've never posted
>be me
>highschool, senior year
>grossed out by public bathrooms and do my best to avoid them at all cost
>through all of highschool I probably used the bathrooms less than 10 times total
>my bladder was just THAT iron and I never really needed to shid
>towards the end of the year I develop some kind of uhhhh intolerance for milk and cheese. It's probably a casin intolerance
>i used to drink a cup of milk with cereal basically every night while watching shows and stuff
>reason I became a fatass definitely
>between first and second period I feel a rumble too strong to ignore
>As the bell rings I rush to the bathroom and do my best to make the toilet paper seat cover
>sit down and drop bombs, huge blast of wet slop
>absolutely awful
>feel terrible
>my soul is shattered
>I've only had to shit at school twice before or something
>this time, however, after wiping I accidentally or stupidly on purpose push the seat cover tp into the bowl, too
>uh oh
>flush the bowl
>the sludge gives an nice spin and remains firmly in place
>flush again as the second bell rings, am now late to class
>there is no hope
>I leave the stall and shut the door
>quickly wash my hands
>my school was very big, 4k students, yet still I saw a classmate from one of my classes in that very bathroom
>on my way out there was a janny beginning to look through the stalls to see if there are any problems
>i couldn't bring myself to look him in the eyes as I went past
>i felt bad then, but looking back, he was probably an illegal anyways lol. Clean it up janny