Thread 714016569 - /v/ [Archived: 620 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:31:08 PM No.714016569
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Kind of based, if you ask me.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:32:45 PM No.714016693
>begging him to come see it
???
Why are women so disgusting, my gf would always ask to pop my acne
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:33:00 PM No.714016717
that's a really funny prank haha
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:36:14 PM No.714017029
both male
Replies: >>714019695
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:37:47 PM No.714017170
I used to watch my gf take shits all the time
Replies: >>714031972
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:39:04 PM No.714017295
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>pranking my bf saying I took a gross shit
>it's actually a gross piece of shit
What was the prank then?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:40:03 PM No.714017385
why are libtard trannies so disgusting
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:40:31 PM No.714017430
>>714016569 (OP)
>in the dorms in college
>take the fatest shit of my life
>show my bro
>damn bro that's a fat shit
>now we compare fat shits
>his are always smaller than mine
I shitmog him so hard I kinda feel bad
Replies: >>714021697 >>714042428 >>714061105 >>714064360
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:40:43 PM No.714017450
>tfw no really fat gross shit gf
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:46:04 PM No.714017918
> Out of nowhere /v/tards start takling about trannies
You guys had your concept of women so distorted by anime you genuinely think real women are not gross as fuck so the second you hear the word "shit" associated to women you immediatly think "TRANS"
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:57:36 PM No.714018934
>>714017918
>tranny hand
>tranny shirt

gee wonder why!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:02:54 PM No.714019370
>>714016569 (OP)
how do you respond without sounding like a buttmad fromtroon?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:04:18 PM No.714019490
where is the birthday present? all I see in the toilet is a huge steaming pile of shit
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:06:24 PM No.714019673
>>714016569 (OP)
His bf wouldn't mind that the game is covered in shit bacteria because his dick is also covered in shit bacteria.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:06:34 PM No.714019686
I'm reading this thread while shitting in this very moment and I had no idea I was creating the entire playstation library.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:06:38 PM No.714019695
>>714017029
this
girlfriends don't exist
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:07:14 PM No.714019749
>>714016693
they bleed out of their hole once a month, of course they're disgusting
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:07:41 PM No.714019785
>>714017295
Lol tranime fag got filtered
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:07:55 PM No.714019810
>My bf asks me to come see his shits
I really hope I NEVER wind up with a partner like that
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:08:28 PM No.714019867
Concern
Concern
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>>714016569 (OP)
>Boyfriend's birthday present is a fucking 40€ PS4 game
How poor are these fuckers.
Replies: >>714020062 >>714036002
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:09:10 PM No.714019912
>>714017918
video games and toilet humor are immediate flags
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:11:05 PM No.714020062
>>714019867
Expensive gifts are purely performative and soulless. Whenever someone's birthday comes around I just bake them brownies or a cake instead
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:11:47 PM No.714020136
Scat humor is among the highest forms of humor and if it gives you "the ick :(" or some shit you are a massive fag with no taste.
Replies: >>714020362
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:13:29 PM No.714020306
>>714020062
Instead of a PS4 game she could have got him a PS% Elden Ring and another game.
It's more expensive than the previous gift and better.
But yes, homemade gifts are top tier. Except for brownies, you are probably gay or worse, a woman.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:13:55 PM No.714020340
Why are faggots into scat?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:14:09 PM No.714020362
>>714020136
this, we all gotta shit and if you wanna pretend you don't, you're out of touch with reality and your partner
no wonder marriages fail so much, when they're composed of partners who hide from each other basic human functions
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:14:10 PM No.714020363
Putting plastic wrap on the womens toilet at a school/wtv. Is the most hilarious devilish shit ever. Honestly give it try if you can totally worth it.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:15:19 PM No.714020467
>>714020340
that's how the parasite that brainwashed them spreads to other hosts
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:18:33 PM No.714020757
>>714017295
There is a copy of your favorite child grooming animation behind that tape. It's a prank with layers.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:20:50 PM No.714020940
>>714020340
I just like the struggling and relief aspects, not so much the actual fecal matter
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:22:35 PM No.714021097
>>714020062
>I just bake them brownies or a cake instead
Ywnbaw
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:23:29 PM No.714021180
>>714021097
Cooking food is masculine, you pathetic fucking cuckold. Kill yourself.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:24:55 PM No.714021312
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one small issue i am inside your toilet
Replies: >>714021797 >>714035553
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:26:58 PM No.714021496
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>>714017295
anime website, fuck off if you don't like it.
Replies: >>714021640
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:28:06 PM No.714021589
>>714016693
>always ask to pop my acne
What the fuck? How common is that?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:28:39 PM No.714021640
>>714021496
bot broke?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:29:16 PM No.714021693
>>714021097
>look how manly i am, i can't provide for myself
ok retard
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:29:18 PM No.714021697
>>714017430
A couple months back I hadnt shittes for a couple days. It wasnt on purpose and I wasn't exactly constipated, I just didn't feel any urgency ever. When I went to take a shit it slid out super easy but did feel large. Didn't realize until after I stood up that I just dropped the fattest, longest log of my life. It was seriously a foot long a like 3 or 4 in circumference just by the look. Genuinely surprised it flushed in one go and I didn't need to get my poopknife out of sink cabinet
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:29:23 PM No.714021704
>>714021589
Jesus, this board is legitimately full of third-worlders who aren't allowed to interact with girls.
Replies: >>714026040
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:30:08 PM No.714021756
>>714016569 (OP)
As someone who loves watching women shit, and female shit in general this would upset me quite a bit.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:30:36 PM No.714021797
>>714021312
get that irishman out of there
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:31:17 PM No.714021848
>>714016693
My GF use to pop my back zits, girls are fucking weird
Replies: >>714022616 >>714077362
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:31:25 PM No.714021862
>>714021756
Of course it would, in OP there is one fag watching another take a shit.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:32:22 PM No.714021952
>>714021589
Very, dont even fucking look up videos on youtube. It fill fucking murder your front page and the videos/comments will literally make you throw up projectly vomit within 5 seconds. No joke god knows why women like/ do this.

Watching you pee is another oddity women do
Replies: >>714022454 >>714061946
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:32:38 PM No.714021979
>>714020062
This. My father gave me a block of hash he grew himself and it's the best gift I've ever received.
Replies: >>714028946
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:32:50 PM No.714021997
>>714021589
Nta but can confirm I've had two different girlfriends ask if they can pop my zits in the past. It's definitely a thing.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:33:23 PM No.714022046
>>714021756
Really good post
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:34:57 PM No.714022179
>>714021589
My wife gets angry if I pop them myself. She claims them harder than the Jews claim Palestine.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:35:28 PM No.714022226
>>714021589
girlfriends are really clingy to men when they, y'know, actually love you
Replies: >>714022395 >>714027194
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:37:38 PM No.714022395
>>714022226
>women
>capable of love
L0000000000000000000000000000000000000L
Replies: >>714035613 >>714046262
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:38:08 PM No.714022441
>>714020062
I usually give one decent priced gift that someone will enjoy (A game, book, bluray of their favorite series, an article of clothing that is a bit pricy) and then a few little fun filler things like some novelty socks, some weird candy that I think they might like, a weird modern version of a kid's toy I know they had as a kid, etc.
What is funny is that people almost always remember the weird little gifts over the other ones. For example, I bought my brother the 3D Kirby game for the switch since that is one of his favorite series, but he still talks about the Mountain Dew socks I got him and wears them like half the time we see each other. Humans tend to remember those things more, I guess.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:38:21 PM No.714022454
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>>714021952
For some reason girls get a kick out of holding your dick while you pee. They genuinely find it fascinating.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:39:10 PM No.714022515
>>714022454
Only if you're hung.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:40:09 PM No.714022609
>>714017295
Based
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:40:16 PM No.714022616
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>>714016693
>>714021848
>tfw no gf to show you her poop or pop your bacne
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:40:44 PM No.714022651
>>714016693
Quit being a pussy
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:43:58 PM No.714022924
Aqwsde
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:45:52 PM No.714023083
>>714021589
my mom used to be obsessed with that when i was a kid
it weirded me out
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:50:17 PM No.714023479
file
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>>714017918
in a strange twist of fate, it seems her husband trooned out and she's the one that joined the 41%
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:54:26 PM No.714023848
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>>714023479
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:56:46 PM No.714024039
>>714023479
Grim
Many such cases, thoughbeit
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:06:38 AM No.714024886
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>>714023479
Ok this is a bot account or some shit because this story contradicts other posts she's made.
https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/1g58m2x/mourning_a_life_ill_never_be_able_to_get_back/
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1g58qr0/i_cant_live_anymore_and_this_is_why/
According to this she doesn't have a husband, she has a boyfriend she's been living with since covid.
Replies: >>714030010 >>714031589
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:06:58 AM No.714024905
>>714022454
>holding your dick while you pee
Also while riding you cowgirl, they love putting your dick in them. Riding and pounding hard just zoning out on your dick
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:11:43 AM No.714025321
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>>714021589
It's a profession
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:12:23 AM No.714025385
>>714022454
women really are unfortunate when it comes to pissing, they'll never know the joys of writing their name in the snow
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:13:43 AM No.714025498
>>714021589
super common, my sister used to do that.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:19:23 AM No.714025917
>>714021697
wtf is a poopknife?
Replies: >>714026906 >>714032067 >>714033660 >>714037949 >>714052024 >>714059847 >>714061346
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:20:53 AM No.714026040
>>714021704
jarvis, pull up the first world fertility charts
Replies: >>714026171
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:22:30 AM No.714026171
>>714026040
>fucking iron man reference
You're proving his point.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:22:54 AM No.714026209
>>714021589
I knew a girl that wanted the reserve, pop her acne for her.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:30:11 AM No.714026854
>>714016693
>>714021589
idk how people on this site can be so gay and be so in denial simultaneously
i will not reply to your comments
Replies: >>714027020
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:30:41 AM No.714026906
>>714025917
What do you mean?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:31:50 AM No.714027020
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>>714026854
>no one replied
Replies: >>714027231 >>714027231
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:34:01 AM No.714027194
tfw no gf
tfw no gf
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>>714022226
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:34:35 AM No.714027231
>>714027020
hey no wait this anon did >>714027020
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:35:50 AM No.714027356
>>714021589
It's basic primate grooming instincts, anon
Replies: >>714030480
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:49:25 AM No.714028483
>>714016693
Women are dirty creatures. One of the thing that my gf asked me several weeks after dating is to hold my penis when I was peeing
Replies: >>714029197 >>714029697 >>714045804 >>714046847
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:51:12 AM No.714028615
>>714020340
Seeing somebody excrete something out of their body is hot
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:55:17 AM No.714028946
>>714021979
What strain was it derived from
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:56:19 AM No.714029029
>>714016693
women don't poop so that's obviously a troon
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:58:38 AM No.714029197
>>714028483
That's cute though.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:00:33 AM No.714029374
>>714023479
>>714017918
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:04:42 AM No.714029697
>>714028483
My current gf has a smell kink and likes to smell my penis and balls, she just smell them...like puts the head up in her nostril and takes a deep sniff
Replies: >>714029828 >>714029864 >>714030028
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:04:50 AM No.714029713
HE'D RATHER HAVE
A BUFFALO
TAKE A GIANT DIARRHEA DUMP IN HIS TOILET
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:05:32 AM No.714029763
>>714016569 (OP)
Kind of didn't ask
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:06:09 AM No.714029828
>>714029697
that's a dream gf, god
Replies: >>714029930
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:06:39 AM No.714029864
>>714029697
Is your gf John Greene?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:07:26 AM No.714029930
>>714029828
I mean I don't mind it because I always get a blowjob afterwards.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:08:39 AM No.714030010
>>714024886
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:08:52 AM No.714030028
>>714029697
And this happens at all family events or...?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:09:01 AM No.714030038
>>714017295
Hehe popular bad amiright my fellow contrarian
Replies: >>714062059 >>714067374 >>714069259
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:09:46 AM No.714030091
>>714021589
Very common. Also wanting to aim your dick for you while you pee.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:12:10 AM No.714030265
I mean she's right, it is a fat gross shit
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:15:10 AM No.714030480
>>714021589
My mom and aunt would hold me down to do it

>>714027356
Ya, it triggers something in women especially. Though you are not supposed to pop acne
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:22:31 AM No.714031059
i dont think i want a gf after this thread. why are women like this?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:25:03 AM No.714031235
>>714021589
Every girl I've been close with whether family or love has done this. I dunno why they are obsessed with it desu. It has made me start to feel that women are more dirty then men. I used to think the opposite but when you are close with a girl or it's like a right relationship with your sister, you'll notice how they are pretty gross desu, it made me start to go 3dpd.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:28:03 AM No.714031479
Bro what the fuck, reading these replies makes me want to never go near a woman.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:29:33 AM No.714031589
>>714024886
You've never lied for the sake of not having to explain further?
Replies: >>714034241
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:32:46 AM No.714031842
>>714023479
Elden Ring converted him. Marika turning into a man and everything involving Miquella.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:34:29 AM No.714031972
>>714017170
Based
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:35:32 AM No.714032067
>>714025917
Its a knife you keep in the toilet purely for shits that need to be reduced in size. Only people with bowel problems really need one. I call mine the shit stirrer though.
Replies: >>714033660 >>714035253
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:57:03 AM No.714033624
>>714023479
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Replies: >>714035585
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:57:36 AM No.714033660
>>714025917
>>714032067
I had to resort to manual disimpaction, once. Not fun. Glad I never seem to get constipated ever again.
Replies: >>714035429
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:04:56 AM No.714034241
>>714031589
Why would you go to a confessional just to lie to the priest about your sissy ex-husband who left you to go get railed by men?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:18:52 AM No.714035253
>>714032067
The fuck kinda weak ass toilets do you got?
Replies: >>714037264
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:21:55 AM No.714035429
ldd4beubbye41
ldd4beubbye41
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>>714033660
>post surgery
>on opioids
>"You have laxatives, right"
>"yeah" (thinking fiber gummies counted)
>me on the toilet 2 days later
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:24:09 AM No.714035553
>>714021312
He doesn't look very happy to be there
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:24:43 AM No.714035585
>>714033624
You shouldn't take anything at face value, including legal disclaimers.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:25:07 AM No.714035613
>>714022395
who hurt you incel have sex
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:30:54 AM No.714036002
>>714019867
they live on their own which means a lot of bills and expenses to pay. Buying a game full price means having to work overtime , saving up a lot, or secondary income.
Replies: >>714062158
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:31:56 AM No.714036082
why is /v/ so full of unvirgins now
t. 30yo kh wizard
Replies: >>714038894
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:33:27 AM No.714036180
>>714016569 (OP)
>rollslop is shit
Yeah we know.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:34:55 AM No.714036278
>>714021589
It's called groom bonding and it's incredibly common. Women love that stuff.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:50:06 AM No.714037264
>>714035253
Its not the toilet thats the problem, its the shit you could beat a man to death with that is. Yes, they are incredibly painful to pass too.
Replies: >>714043320
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:51:58 AM No.714037364
>>714016569 (OP)
*drops fork and knife*
*sigh* a game is fine too i guess
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:54:03 AM No.714037494
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>inb4 boyfriend gets disappointed
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:00:14 AM No.714037949
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>>714025917
Replies: >>714048882
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:00:20 AM No.714037952
>>714023479
>>714016569 (OP)
This Reddit post is over 3 years old.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:04:09 AM No.714038194
>>714021589
My gf insists she'd be the one to pop them.
Shame that I rarely grow any since it's actually pretty nice when she combs through my hairy body searching for treasures
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:15:15 AM No.714038894
>>714036082
i feel like nobody even mentions the wizard meme any more, why is it that by the time i became a wizard, all the magic of this place faded?
Replies: >>714040201 >>714048961 >>714058878 >>714071671 >>714074342
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:32:09 AM No.714039994
>>714021097
>cuck that doesn't know how to cook
Ngmi
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:33:09 AM No.714040051
how much of a power play would it be to drop a shit on elden ring when she shows you?
how much of a power play would it be to drop a shit on her shit, if she actually was showing you her shit?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:35:39 AM No.714040201
>>714038894
I for sure know we're becoming an endangered species, and yet no one wants to save us...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:37:17 AM No.714040304
>>714016693
>my gf would always ask to pop my acne
that's based though, it's mutually grooming/pair bonding
it's nice to have someone you love do it for you, you get real feeling of comfort out of it
Replies: >>714045892 >>714060843
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:37:33 AM No.714040315
1748369714641427
1748369714641427
md5: 91bd8203b5caf23dd1680f6dfbbd2cc0🔍
>this thread
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:39:56 AM No.714040493
>>714016569 (OP)
I hope after seeing it the boyfriend took an actual nasty, watery diarrhea on top of it and laugh as he pointed at his gf
>ROLLSLOP! ROLLSLOP! ROLLSLOP! HAHAHAHAHA!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:40:18 AM No.714040524
>>714023479
>soulstard troons out
many MANY such cases
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:48:02 AM No.714041039
>>714016693
if i was working in film and bryce dallas howard begged me to see her huge log not only would i be happy to go see it, i'd grab a bag, bag the shit up, drink a little bit of the toilet water, and then put the shit on DRY ICE
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:51:26 AM No.714041297
1555069412040
1555069412040
md5: 8ed12db49b003ddf9ac0401136789c61🔍
Good thread.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:07:26 AM No.714042428
>>714017430
When I was little, I was forced to compete in swim meets at my father's country club. It sucked. I wanted to do anything else. But that's not the point.
The point is, I had to use the restroom between events, and at that time, just sitting there in the bowl, I saw the most massive turd I'd ever seen to that date. Maybe in hindsight, with the weight of many years between me and the memory, it wasn't truly that huge, but it was certainly the biggest shit the then nine-year-old me had ever born witness to, or could conceive was even possible.
Whoever you are, whether you tried to flush and it wouldn't go down, so you slunk out and shamefully abandoned your comrade on the battlefield, or whether you deliberately, purposefully, left it behind as a testament to your day's work, I want you to know I've never forgotten it. The hazy memory of that banana brick became the standard by which I've judged other poos my entire life.
I took first place in the backstroke that day, but I feel like you were the only real winner. I'll never be able to gift it to you - not in small part because I lost the fucking thing along with so much other childhood flotsam - but you deserved that blue ribbon more than me.
God speed, you mad bomber.
Replies: >>714042702 >>714043220 >>714043430 >>714045373 >>714058750 >>714061105 >>714074072
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:11:35 AM No.714042702
what_in_the_goddamn
what_in_the_goddamn
md5: 12e9d8adaf068e9febd5678e75968fdd🔍
>>714042428
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:14:47 AM No.714042906
1634249700770
1634249700770
md5: 2a5ff5ae7ce0f7faee095923cf50d61e🔍
>>714016569 (OP)
>be closeted scatfag
>drop subtle hints about it to girlfriend for months
>says she has a birthday surprise for me in the toilet
>ohgodohfuck it's happening
>she even put saran wrap to seal in the smell
>open lid
>it's eldin ring
>for the ps4
Replies: >>714042959 >>714043220 >>714057465
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:15:37 AM No.714042959
>>714042906
what you aren't happy with the massive piece of shit? I thought you were a scatfag
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:16:59 AM No.714043048
>>714016569 (OP)
>PEGI
EUROS EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:19:43 AM No.714043220
>>714042428
>>714042906
lmfao
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:21:19 AM No.714043320
>>714037264
The more time I spend online, the more I realize some people are disgusting cretins who have a diet of nothing more than Mountain Dew and Doritos.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:23:03 AM No.714043430
>>714042428
i took a huge dump at church camp that clogged a toilet and one kid went to look at it and went around telling literally everybody about the huge shit i took.
the counselors eventually told him to shut the fuck up about it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:31:17 AM No.714043946
>>714016693
I'm a guy and I do that too and wish someone would pop the stuff on my back where I can't reach or some ingrown hairs.
what's wrong with that
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:38:54 AM No.714044403
gif
gif
md5: 976cba4e526d3dd8575ff3acc6fea718🔍
>>714016569 (OP)
Replies: >>714073052
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:56:05 AM No.714045373
1734017736317933
1734017736317933
md5: 90b4a768dfd4d1ac7e53e81457fa9fc6🔍
>>714042428
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:58:17 AM No.714045476
>>714021589
Enjoy your face scars kekarooo!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:04:22 AM No.714045804
>>714028483
This seems super common
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:05:58 AM No.714045892
>>714040304
This. My last girlfriend used to shave the back of my neck with a straight razor every couple of days and about once a week we'd take a bath togther and I'd do her bits
Replies: >>714060843 >>714077024
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:12:59 AM No.714046262
>>714022395
I am sorry your mom didn't love you enough. It's okay anon I understand your pain and loneliness.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:23:09 AM No.714046847
amazed-woman-office-employee-in-vr-glasses-laughing-and-leaning-back-in-chair-with-hands-behind-head-photo
>>714028483
"I gotta pee. Wana go write your name in the snow?" has got me laid way more than I ever expected. Its stupid and awkward and just fucking works.
Replies: >>714076846
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:27:57 AM No.714047121
I think women just really like touching penisses, even in a non-sexual way.
When I was on intensive care the nurses really liked to trake their time washing my penis in the morning.
Replies: >>714058838
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:57:47 AM No.714048882
file
file
md5: e6762744ab47ad372d49720fde512796🔍
>>714037949
>THE DUNG DIVIDER
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:59:00 AM No.714048961
>>714038894
becoming a wizard has its drawback, magic cannot be created only transformed, the more wizards are born in this world and reach 30 years without having sex, the less magic will be in the world

I would know, I'm 31 old sorcerer
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:59:26 AM No.714048983
1746022465538531
1746022465538531
md5: 0a28d51c2758ef37ce8cbd57eccbc504🔍
>>714016569 (OP)
my disappointment is immeasurable
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:29:00 AM No.714050629
>>714016569 (OP)
It's a beautiful turd, okay? There's glitter and stickers on it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:53:53 AM No.714051884
>>714016693
Men are gross too, it's just that women care more about how they're perceived in public and they let their whole gross side out when they're with their bfs
Replies: >>714061341
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:56:50 AM No.714052024
>>714025917
A tool for pussies that are too afraid of finger fishing their shit out
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:18:01 AM No.714053172
the game is shit kek based girlfriend redpilling him on soulslop
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:59:46 AM No.714055338
>>714021589
Can confirm this is real women fucking love popping zits and black heads and boils for some god forsaken reason

Or just watch it happen, either way fucking weird and gross and (i kinda get it)
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:42:21 AM No.714057465
332
332
md5: f209764db6ce0ca0be2c4c045cbfdc37🔍
>>714042906
>>she even put saran wrap to seal in the smell
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:09:55 AM No.714058750
1638438734723
1638438734723
md5: 3d89b9a721a1ce0183779424fd13b671🔍
>>714042428
Excellent post
I will add my own shit story
I have a 4 post long one about when I shit on the floor, this is not that tho, this is a different one I've never posted
>be me
>highschool, senior year
>grossed out by public bathrooms and do my best to avoid them at all cost
>through all of highschool I probably used the bathrooms less than 10 times total
>my bladder was just THAT iron and I never really needed to shid
>towards the end of the year I develop some kind of uhhhh intolerance for milk and cheese. It's probably a casin intolerance
>i used to drink a cup of milk with cereal basically every night while watching shows and stuff
>reason I became a fatass definitely
>between first and second period I feel a rumble too strong to ignore
>As the bell rings I rush to the bathroom and do my best to make the toilet paper seat cover
>sit down and drop bombs, huge blast of wet slop
>absolutely awful
>feel terrible
>my soul is shattered
>I've only had to shit at school twice before or something
>this time, however, after wiping I accidentally or stupidly on purpose push the seat cover tp into the bowl, too
>uh oh
>flush the bowl
>the sludge gives an nice spin and remains firmly in place
>flush again as the second bell rings, am now late to class
>there is no hope
>I leave the stall and shut the door
>quickly wash my hands
>my school was very big, 4k students, yet still I saw a classmate from one of my classes in that very bathroom
>on my way out there was a janny beginning to look through the stalls to see if there are any problems
>i couldn't bring myself to look him in the eyes as I went past
>i felt bad then, but looking back, he was probably an illegal anyways lol. Clean it up janny
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:12:02 AM No.714058838
>>714047121
>men who have nurse gfs and wives have gf who give strangers handjobs under the guise of "bathing"
Grim. Never thought of this before desu. Very grim.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:13:00 AM No.714058878
>>714038894
This website's over 20 years old, most regular users got old with it.
Nothing special when everyone is a wizard.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:16:40 AM No.714059013
dickholding
dickholding
md5: 0d2eb75cbc9bb91fd12b0b9a8e22a355🔍
>>714022454
Can confirm
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:21:19 AM No.714059212
>>714021589
ex gf never asked to pop my zits (probably because I never had any) but she would always watch youtube videos of people getting their zits popped. It's fucking nasty. This one video she showed me was of a guy getting a massive zit cut open with a scalpel and all the nasty zit cheese squeezed out, and she was eating while watching this. I remember thinking "she'll watch this while she eats, but she doesn't like getting my cum on her hands or face".
Replies: >>714059254 >>714060649
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:22:41 AM No.714059254
>>714059212
Youre just THAT gross anon
Replies: >>714059272
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:23:02 AM No.714059272
>>714059254
I guess so. My cum always had a strong smell.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:24:25 AM No.714059324
>>714021589
As common as SA
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:25:15 AM No.714059360
>>714017295
they seethe at him because he dropped the trvke
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:28:16 AM No.714059469
>tfw grower and not a shower and no grill will ever want to hold my dick while I pee
>tfw just now realizing that spells shower as in water shooting out of the wall
Replies: >>714060126
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:36:59 AM No.714059847
>>714025917
it's a reddit meme that seems to have been picked up here
Replies: >>714060262
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:43:14 AM No.714060126
>>714059469
Just get a halfchub, dummy
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:46:31 AM No.714060262
>>714059847
Stupid baiting nigger
Replies: >>714060671 >>714061206
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:52:45 AM No.714060492
>>714021589
You know how people can't stop themselves from popping bubblewrap?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:57:02 AM No.714060649
>>714059212
watching pimple popping vids is something i will never understand. dunno wtf is wrong with people.
Replies: >>714060712 >>714062381
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:57:30 AM No.714060671
>>714060262
it's origin is a reddit post from 2018
https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/7p8puq/light_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/
Replies: >>714062325
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:58:13 AM No.714060707
>>714016693
You don't realize just how disgusting women are until you get close to one. Men will fart in public for laughs, but women are absolutely rancid in private.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:58:16 AM No.714060712
>>714060649
The podiatory ones are worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvNIvisB8sQ
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:00:55 AM No.714060843
>>714016693
Asking for you to see her poop is weird, but mutual grooming is one of the most common things in the animal kingdom and is pretty based if you ask me. Shows she really cares about you, even if you look gross or have snot in your nose or something.

>>714040304
>>714045892
These anons fucking get it. This is the best shit.
Replies: >>714065330
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:02:26 AM No.714060923
>>714016569 (OP)
is she saying that elden ring is shit? kinda based
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:06:40 AM No.714061105
>>714017430
>>714021697
>>714042428
None of your shits will ever be as big and gross as that one time I ate rotten dog food and I shat 3 liters of completely liquid diarrhea.
Replies: >>714061250 >>714062526
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:09:05 AM No.714061206
>>714060262
no one on four chan uses "fml"
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:10:18 AM No.714061250
>>714061105
Did you do that on purpose? Is it some sort of bowel cleanse or something?
Replies: >>714062010
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:12:58 AM No.714061341
>>714051884
This.
And said trust gets broken when guys instantly starts telling about it publicly. And you can see from this thread why women don't want to say those things in public because they get instantly judged for it.
Fun fun
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:13:02 AM No.714061346
>>714025917
>Poopknife
Get one of those beehive style plungers. You can shove baseballs down the pipe and blow your wax seal with one of those beasts. Best 15 dollars I've ever spent.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:16:37 AM No.714061461
1664381481546
1664381481546
md5: 56b31579e124305b5104dc6e67388a74🔍
>Had a grillfriend that had be brush her hair while she did all the other "getting to go/bed" routine
>Always quietly delighted in it
>tfw no fluffy foxwife to brush her tail
Only living to suffer.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:19:52 AM No.714061592
PWWWSSSFFFHHH
PWWWSSSFFFHHH
md5: 5131bb183223316ea14fb46be6b63cfa🔍
>>714016569 (OP)
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:29:03 AM No.714061946
>>714021952
>>714022454
I feel like I'd be too nervous to pee if someone was holding my dick when I'm trying to take a piss.
Replies: >>714062096
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:30:52 AM No.714062010
>>714061250
Nah, he was larping as a Project Zomboid protagonist, but forgot that just because dog food doesn't expire in that game, doesn't mean it can't expire in real life.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:32:04 AM No.714062059
>>714030038
No, PS4 bad.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:32:58 AM No.714062096
>>714061946
what if she spits on it and tells you to hurry up
Replies: >>714062194
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:34:33 AM No.714062158
>>714036002
Weird I do all that and I can impulse buy plenty of games at full price. Must suck to suck.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:35:42 AM No.714062194
>>714062096
Oddly specific but that might make me hard on top of being nervous which would just make it worse.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:36:18 AM No.714062216
meirl
meirl
md5: f398308dcbabe2cc51afb4f0bec3b911🔍
>this is gonna be me in 9 years
I seriously hope you guys don't do this, like
throw in the towel already when you're 15
Replies: >>714062302 >>714062408 >>714067436 >>714077579
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:38:47 AM No.714062302
>>714062216
if i watch this, will i learn something about myself, or is it just a comedy "haha virgin" movie?
Replies: >>714062408 >>714062452
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:39:13 AM No.714062325
>>714060671
poop spoon shitposts are way older than that, mid 2000s at least, the poop knife is just an evolution
Replies: >>714062383
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:40:40 AM No.714062381
>>714060649
I liked them for a bit, but then I started throwing up after watching them, I guess all the blood triggered my "oh no it's poison everyone is poisoned" retard response. So now I don't watch them anymore, because I don't like throwing up.

The first couple of times it happened I thought I just ate something bad or I was sick or something, but after the third or fourth I figured it out.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:40:43 AM No.714062383
>>714062325
I use a poop fork
Basically just stab the turd and reposition it so that itll slide down when the water goes
Feels disrespectful to cut them in half
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:41:18 AM No.714062408
>>714062216
This will be me in exactly four years today haha kill me

>>714062302
It's actually a very cute, thoughtful and sympathetic movie wrapped in the veneer of a comedy. I'd recommend giving it a watch. It's got some really good gags, and a very heartwarming ending (from what I remember at least, I don't recall any rug pulls).
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:41:47 AM No.714062426
>>714016569 (OP)
did he flush
Replies: >>714062491
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:42:16 AM No.714062452
>>714062302
The latter. From what I remember his girlfriend is some post-wall roastie with a couple of kids.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:43:31 AM No.714062491
>>714062426
I hope not I'm hungry
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:43:40 AM No.714062496
1674600998737698
1674600998737698
md5: ab7f7b3ce125f0cef0d7af071d9bdd19🔍
>>714016569 (OP)
Just normal things in Germany
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:44:13 AM No.714062526
>>714061105
one time i was eating my kibbles and my friends held me down and forced me to drink listerine because apparently it made my breath "smell"
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:48:08 AM No.714062693
1738850213068572
1738850213068572
md5: ae423eabd84a2568571a2069dc5d0dd5🔍
>>714022454
>have tiny penis
>can't even helicopter it
>no girl will never be able to hold my dick as I pee

Holy fuck, just fucking end me.
Replies: >>714062719
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:48:52 AM No.714062719
>>714062693
could be worse, you could have pearly penile papules
Replies: >>714069125
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:27:37 AM No.714064360
>>714017430
you better not come to austria bro
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:33:06 AM No.714064626
>>714021589
now that I think about it, my mom used to pop her boyfriends blackheads
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:40:25 AM No.714064964
When I was growing up my sister would snipe any zits or whatever I had on my back. I'd just wander upstairs in my PJ pants and my sister would just pinch the shit out of me to get them. To this day I'm still uneasy about people walking up like directly behind me. Not like I turn and swing or anything, I just tense up and expect the pain.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:48:01 AM No.714065330
>>714060843
>mutual grooming is one of the most common things in the animal kingdom
So is rape
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:28:22 PM No.714067374
chad blue Mokou
chad blue Mokou
md5: f7af0140faf5f6623c61b398526be38b🔍
>>714030038
Yes.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:29:51 PM No.714067436
>>714062216
>13 years to go
jesus christ please help me
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:04:14 PM No.714069125
>>714062719
i have that and it has never been an issue (since i'm a virgin
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:06:56 PM No.714069259
>>714030038
Any proof of the contrary?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:16:09 PM No.714069723
>>714021589
girls are obsessed with that shit. i don't know why
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:32:53 PM No.714070646
>>714022454
Admitedly I have no clue how women urinate but I imagine its the novelty of suddenly being able to aim urine after a lifetime of not being able to. The penis is strange and foreign appendage to the opposite sex.
>>714017295
That was the joke. Look at the rating, its a German game.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:33:44 PM No.714070697
>>714016693
My ex would masturbate while shitting
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:52:55 PM No.714071671
>>714038894
the CIA is raiding is with females to prevent us from awakening our powers
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:17:35 PM No.714072896
>>714016569 (OP)
makes sense since Elden Ring's a massive turd
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:20:40 PM No.714073052
1742543921711837
1742543921711837
md5: e5e315772855449a7e11d8468e1daf9d🔍
>>714044403
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:38:46 PM No.714074072
Stock
Stock
md5: ba1754ce8cc22427c1df7799f7107971🔍
>>714042428
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:42:02 PM No.714074254
>>714016569 (OP)
yep that game definitely belongs in the toilet.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:43:19 PM No.714074342
>>714038894
Because you are the magic now brother.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:21:29 PM No.714076750
>>714016693
Women are pretty on the outside, ugly on the inside. The jews knew what they were doing when they pushed the feminism psyop onto society.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:22:42 PM No.714076846
>>714046847
Yes I'm sure that all the girls swooned when some random ugly guy walked up to them and asked them if they wanted to touch his penis
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:25:05 PM No.714077024
1000022491
1000022491
md5: 52e6da4be439e84ef4e1917c730c6391🔍
>>714045892
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:29:12 PM No.714077312
438AB29F-2143-4B91-AAF2-20198423FED1
438AB29F-2143-4B91-AAF2-20198423FED1
md5: 7e6d68965876cea3682d432920cc160d🔍
>>714016569 (OP)
Women are gross, fat, retards.
>Honey, the toilet is messing up again. >It’s not getting any water in the bowl, will you go check it out please?
Stupid fat ugly bitches. HEHEHE FART POOPY SHIT A BIG SHIT IN THE PEEPEE SHIT BOWL HEHE
WORTHLESS.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:30:12 PM No.714077362
>>714021848
I have the theory that in the past while males were more focused on hunting, it was the females duty to be responsible for all kinds of grooming along other maintenance tasks such as keeping the resting site clean.
This explains why women love shit like those gross doctor flash games where you clean rotten-ass teeth and pull fungi out of toenails. It tickles their neurons as much as picking up a big stick tickles our neurons
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:33:17 PM No.714077579
>>714062216
>throw in the towel already when you're 15
I lost mine at 22. Received a blowjob at 21. Made out at 14. Kissed a girl on lips without tongue at 9.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:34:44 PM No.714077680
>>714016693
my gf loves to smell my farts. she gets "play-angry" when i wave them away and tries to wave them back to herself.

but at least i don't have to hold my farts like i did when i met her. she even praises them when they're loud, says "ohhh the butt is hard at work that's so sweet".