if you’d asked me before it happened id have told you the most unsettling part of having a pregnant deer crash through my windshield and spontaneously miscarry its fawn all over my hood would have been just that, but it wasnt
it was how erotic it was
im not proud of it, but that deer struggling and making that fucking abhorrent sound that deer can apparently make while spilling bambi all over had its effect on me. the fawn looked like lasagna
its been a while (december ‘19) but fuck if that wasnt the most aroused and disgusted id ever been in my life.
thank fuck it happened on a forestry access road and not in town though because a crying man with a raging hard on putting a 408 cheytac round (it was all i had ok? fuck you) in a deer and its baby for good measure next to the double r diner would have drawn the attention of even the most complacent sheriff.
such is life in rural america
anyway go buncos

look man, do i barge into the alley behind the crab shack and slap the cock out of your mouth when youre trying to work?
no i dont.
so stop coming to my fucking foodtube channel and asking if i know the recipe for “shweddy balls”. that skit was literally never funny in any of its iterations, they drove the fucking joke straight into the ground like some kind of poo airliner. plus its a family friendly channel, only an asshole posts something like that on a family friendly channel.
(i admit the one with betty white was kind of funny for 2 seconds, but thats because i like the golden girls like a normal, well adjusted person does)
anyway, go berds but also fuck the berds, thank you for your attention to this matter, nn

>im going to just spend 24 minutes intellectualizing about the 8.6 memeout with my ballistics knowledge but not shoot much or at all because its hilariously expensive even for a meme round
thanks, boondock, very cool. if you werent the cutest possible incarnation (minus the tata) of the rare dork tomboy id be forced to get up and change the channel

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This is how it’s always been. I don’t understand how more people don’t understand this

i got a lifetime hardware level ban from even looking at “all girls bbq”.
the fuck was i supposed to do when i noticed one of the models they were basting up before putting her in the oven had curly hair and a hook nose? fuck.
its a softcore porn sight about cannibalism featuring a bunch of extremely average models, not aipac or the anti defamation league websites. if im looking that close it means your photographer is doing a good job.
at least “absolutely gigantic asses”, “pretty mid slopes” and “its just niggers” have a fucking sense of humor about their gimmicks. not sure how the models feel, but they arent people
anyway go cheats