LVR: Raiders Release DT Christian Wilkins
GB: Packers Give T Zach Tom Four-Year Extension
TEN: Will Levis Ruled Out For NFL Season
VIK: Jordan Addison Will Not Miss NFL Season After Guilty Plead To DUI Charge
HOU: Joe Mixon Placed On Non-Football Injury List
ARI: Cardinals LB J.J. Russell released from the hospital after tests were negative
WAS: Commanders agree to terms on one-year extension with Percy Butler.
ATL: Kyle Pitts cleared for practice
CLE: Andrew Berry on Shedeur Sanders’ speeding tickets: Just not smart, and we’ve addressed it.

let's check in on the Colts
...oh

>>149954385
Kek

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Never missed championship round in 20s

>inb4 go steelers gif

>Danny Diapers

>>149954385
Sounds like they're improving.

when hendrickson deal

>>149954405
That AI slop spammin' anon isn't here. I'll post it for him.

>his Steelers :)

My Steelers :)

My Steelers :)

>>149954400
• 1st most 3rd post worst posts in his 20s

RIP >gainwell, you were a legend, a real one

>>149954498
>1st most 3rd post worst posts in his 20s
In English?

>>149954504
he died?

>>149954504
who knows maybe the stillers won't totally squander him
he's a solid 3rd-and-short back

Praying for Stafford's health.

>>149954504
the dolphins are so fucking soft it's unreal

>>149954524
not being able to understand that sounds like a case of newfaggotry to me

>>149954534
Oh the Steelers will have plenty of 3rd downs this year.

>>149954560
but will they be and-short?

>>149954525
he will never die in the hearts and minds of iggles fans

>>149954558
i'm a summer newfag tell me what it means.

>>149954569
Look man I'm not a miracle worker, you want 3rd downs you got em. Take what you're offered and shut the fuck up.

>>149954593
lurk moar

ben johnson is gonna rip caleb a new bussy before the season
4000 passing yards and 30 touchdowns incoming

>>149954638
We don't normally count interception return yards and tds in those numbers but you do you bro.

>>149954638
>4000 passing yards and 30 touchdowns
Bears QBs are incapable of putting up those stats.

>bears qbs

this guy is responsible for the training camp stats reporting trend

>>149954678
>>149954693
Really gets the noggin joggin

>>149954693
>b_a__ qbs

>>149954745
and there it is

>bears qbs
>b_a__ qbs
Finish it.

>>149954765
B_ad__

>>149954745
Coward.

>>149954693
you sick fuck

My gf took all of the skin off of the rotisserie chicken I bought and ate it

>>149954900
KWAB

>>149954900
checked, keked, KWAB

>>149954900
>just lower your standards bro they said
>fat girls are great they said

>>149954942
nobody says this, except fat bitches and chubby chasers

>>149954900
is your gf eric cartman?

>>149954900
She sounds fat asl

>>149955019
She's pretty skinny. Idk how when she eats so much.

>>149954942
Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my PS3 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.

>>149954900
she ate just the skin? all of it?

>>149954900
>>149954900
How fat is she?

*only QB in NuFL history to throw a game-deciding pick-six to a White CB who was playing on his birthday in his first super bowl.

>>149955060

>>149955074
She's pretty thin but eats like a fat ass. Her metabolism is going to eventually catch up with her.

>>149955060
Post the octopus one

>talking heads saying Panthers may make the playoffs
Expectations???

>>149955193
bryce young is HIM so yeah

>>149955193
I wouldn't be terribly surprised. They're going to be a fiesty team

>>149955193
I expect a solid season, around .500 actually. Probably won't make the playoffs but slightly bullish in general.

>>149955193
>(((media))) talking up black qbs again
hmm...

>>149955193
they'll be battling with the falcons for 2nd in the division

>>149955193
I expect you to dig in yo bussy twin

>>149955285
Bryce is barely black
And he's not much of a running meme QB either

>>149955408
>barely
1 drop

You guys don't actually call players by their first names...do you?

>>149955489
Only Lamar Jackson

>>149955489
Yes I do. Stop being a repressed homosexual.

>>149955489
no. i dont even like when coaches do it

>>149955537
i'm flamboyant. you're dad tells me every night.

>>149955489
Some players just get the first name treatment
Like Baker, Bryce, Lamar, obviously Peyton and Eli
Usually it comes with unique first names
Like nobody's saying Josh over Allen or Patrick over Mahomes

>>149955489
>not using 'Famous' Jameis
Do you even pick 6?

>hating Alex Smith or Mahomes
You don't like football shrimple as

>>149955489
depends on whether their first or last name sounds better and is more identifiable
I'll say Hurts because everyone knows Hurts and there's a million Jalens in the league but despite everyone also probably knowing who I'm talking about when I say Barkly, Saquon just sounds better
this also applies to nicknames

Every woman is built for BBC
(Big Bronco Cock)

>>149955869
cringe

>>149955994

Brian Schottenheimer is going to surprise the league by leading the cowboys to the NFC championship game

>>149956020

>>149956020

>>149956020
>shartenheimer

Temujin is getting a BBL this fall

>>149956020
...in my schizophrenic fantasies.

>>149956020

>>149954638
He's been on his ass at practice non-stop lol. About fucking time. Caleb is going to be saved.

>>149956215
Didn't he throw a pick 6 his first throw lol

So Jayden Daniels is eventually gonna fall off a cliff, right? I don't trust Kilff Kingsbury's bussy offense in the long term.

>>149956248
Jayden Daniels is going to get a season ending injury and regress into a JAG by year 4

>>149956241
No, that was a few throws in

fuck bradysknees
fuck temujin
fuck the webmspammer
fuck the chargers weeaboo
fuck the jayden daniels fanboi
fuck the steelers ai slap spammer
fuck the italian statfag
the kiwi is based tho

>>149956384
>fuck the rams* weeaboo

>>149956384
Fuck all Maliss players as well.

>>149956392
Female energy

>>149956260
>actually he threw it later

Lmao

>>149956384
Fuck the bussy poster
Fuck AI spammers
Fuck the Mahomo spammer
Fuck the Terrorist Taylor Swift fan
Fuck the Bahamas Fins faggot
And most of all Fuck You

>Fuck the bussy

why did micah parsons do that do that boy in the lockerroom

Fuck everyone that isn't a raiders fan

>>149956475
Jealous it wasn't you huh?

>>149955489
I call players with initials for first names their entire government names.
>Coleridge Bernard Stroud IV
>Arthur Juan Brown
>Michael McCorkle Jones

>>149956384
>fuck the italian statfag
nah he's cool

>>149956493
I enjoy bring white.

>>149956500
If it was me, I would have to kill him desu

>>149956512
Why? You're literally getting fucked 6 ways to sunday right now?

>>149956384
fuck you too nigga

>>149956475
just boys being boys

>dook poopchute

Which teams lowkey cooked this offseason?

>>149956527
Keep your gay fantasies to yourself.

>>149956555
dem boyz unironically

>dick shitstick

>>149956559
See, you got mad, I gave you a chance to express the plight of the white man and you went full sissy

>>149956555
iggles

Philly dwellers are subhuman

>>149956629
imagine living in a city lmfao

>>149956384
>The Mahomes Schizo calling someone else a statfag

Which teams are going to be surprisingly competitive?

>>149956570
I'd rob her of her gold

>>149956670
I actually think the Giants might be. Solid defense and Russell Wilson can at least game manage effectively.

Which teams are significantly better than they look on paper?

>>149956784
Probably the Saints

The Eagles cheated btw

>>149956670
Who is the old man molesting that young girl? Is that bradysknee?

>>149956835
Based iggles honoring John Madden

>>149956555
everyone in the nfce except the commanders

>>149956670
who is the young girl being molested by anthony hopkins? she looks like bradysknee's type

>>149956835
what jewish trickery is this?

>>149956835
simply get a jewish gm it's not that hard

>>149956854
josh harris effect

Bradysknee was on Epstein Island

is happy Gilmore 2 good or nah

I know howie is cooking something. We have way too many draft picks this year

Reminder Darren Waller admitted to sucking dick for money

>>149956784
How the hell did you find this? I don't think I remember posting that on this general

Truly, I now Bolieve

>>149956959
nice

>>149956794
I could buy the Saints fitting this description if they go with Spencer Rattler and Alvin Kamara returns to form

>>149956954
Probably/tv/

>>149956384

>>149956959
Those two blocks at the same time are so satisfying

>>149956511
he doesn't watch ball unlike the kiwi

>>149956959
Faggots like Robert Mays who barely watched Nix in college then said he was a 2nd-3rd round pick are still clinging to the "he doesn't have high end physical traits" cope lmfao. I can't imagine actively working a pretty respectable journalist org like The Athletic then getting player evaluations completely wrong. He's nearly 6'3 was an incredible runner in college, has a thick build and has a cannon arm. If that doesn't qualify as physically gifted then I don't know what the fuck does

>>149957080
It's late Saturday afternoon in NZ and you're still obsessively posting? Bro come, nobody should have to be that lonely.

>>149957139
I'll post whenever I want. Keep crying bitch nigger

>>149957139
Leave the lonely NZ Broncos fan alone, he's suffered enough

>>149957139
hikki board, newfag

>>149957139
>>149957178
>It's late Saturday afternoon in NZ and you're still obsessively posting? Bro come, nobody should have to be that lonely.
he's getting ready to fuck his supermodel gf who recently returned in town from Australia after he finishes his taxes from his high paying jobs. just trust me bro

Reminder that the kiwicuck got mugged like a bitch and ended up in the hospital.

>mutts so obsessed they make up lore about me because their lives are so shit

lol isn't it Friday night over there? Why don't you follow your own advice and head outside lil bros??

>when you post it means you have no life but when I do it..... WELL THATS FINE DON'T MENTION THAT BRO PLEASE IM JUST WAITNG FOR MY FRIENDS TO MESSAGE BACK CUHH!!!!

>>149957385
but they don't tell fairytales about high paying jobs and multiple girlfriends like you do

Reminder youngcuck got raped by temujin

>>149957334
Since that anon is spreading false information why don't you set the record straight, what happened that day you got mugged. You mentioned something about your nose getting broken?

>>149957334
In US it is midnight central / 1am east coast.
As for your loneliness, what about going outside and enjoy nature? Don't you have a lot of pretty nature?
As for hobbies, aren't there any you've always wanted to try?

I look forward to seeing Jordan Whittington get some run as a Kupp replacement.

>>149956503
>Coleridge Bernard
>CJ
wut?

>>149957502
>That tren skin
Do NFL players not get tested for PEDs or what?

>>149957454
Go check the archives for the last two generals

>>149957463
>IT'S 1AM BRO WHY WOULD I EVER BE OUT AT 1AM WITH FRIENDS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT BRO?!?!??

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAHAHAAHAAAHAHAAAA

>>149957509
col rij

>>149953119

>>149957509
Because his dad had the same name lmao

>>149957514
I am afraid not. We want our bulbasaurs operating at full capacity, destroying their bodies and brains for our entertainment.

>>149957570
but he's not even a junior for the "j"

>>149957514
How many players have you seen popped for steroids or HGH in the last 5 years? The NFL massively lowered the testing criteria. Nobody mentions it but compared to mid 2010s you almost never see guys get popped. Nobody in the media ever mentions it because most of them don't want to rattle the cage. It's the worst kept secret

>>149957532
Alright, now your talking. Get dressed, groom yourself, take out your freaky earrings, ditch your emo look and go get outside and enjoy life before you're old. Once you're old you can bury your head in a computer all you want.

When you were growing up, you never said "I can't wait to stick my head in a computer 24/7 when I'm in my prime!," right?

Think of your father, his father and all the males in your bloodline going back millions of years, do you think they dreamed of having a descendant that sticks his head in a computer 24/7?

>>149957611
Uhhhh what do you think the IV at the end of his name means lil bro?

if you’d asked me before it happened id have told you the most unsettling part of having a pregnant deer crash through my windshield and spontaneously miscarry its fawn all over my hood would have been just that, but it wasnt
it was how erotic it was
im not proud of it, but that deer struggling and making that fucking abhorrent sound that deer can apparently make while spilling bambi all over had its effect on me. the fawn looked like lasagna
its been a while (december ‘19) but fuck if that wasnt the most aroused and disgusted id ever been in my life.
thank fuck it happened on a forestry access road and not in town though because a crying man with a raging hard on putting a 408 cheytac round (it was all i had ok? fuck you) in a deer and its baby for good measure next to the double r diner would have drawn the attention of even the most complacent sheriff.
such is life in rural america
anyway go buncos

>>149956835
>cheated
??

>>149957621
nigga stfu

>>149957080
He's a mediocre QB, sorry

>>149957621
>thinking you have any influence over my actions whatsoever

kek what a dumb mutt. I don't feel like going out so I'm not going to. I went out Tuesday night to the pub caught up with some mates and I'm catching up with mates tomorrow. I don't want to head out every single night especially not in winter. You trying to do some retarded guilt trip psychology nigger crap doesn't work because it's obvious you're low IQ spazz. Feel free to lick my asshole

>>149957654
Free money better Broncos under 9.5 wins then right? Lay some $ down

>>149957637

>>149957662
Hour after hour day after day you're on here. You claim to take These breaks from posting every hour of every day on here but they never happen

>>149957447
Reminder that the stupid crypto coin he was shilling went to basically zero.

>>149957628
the 4th. Retard.

>>149957718
Okay sure bro lol I post 24/7 I never sleep or work or leave the house bro

>>149957739
Exactly. His father, grandfather and great grandfather have the name Coleridge Bernard Stroud. He's Coleridge junior (C.J.)

>>149957671
Unrelated but I'll never forgive the Bears for creating Bo Nix.

Broncos were in danger of starting their season off 0-4 which would have cost Payton his job. But the retarded Bears decided to go for it on 4th down instead of kicking a 30 yard FG. It's the most blatant example of tanking I've ever seen. Watch at 9:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL88pbrcaHI

>>149957737
>screencaps the post made the DAY before the coin hit ATH
>Still a 2MMcap
Reminder (you) really have yourself to blame for being so fucking stupid. Literal retards were roadmapped money

>>149957777
That Broncos/Bears game was genuinely embarrassing for both teams and gave me zero hope for Fields or Russ

>>149957768
>>149957718
I've been on here when he's gone out. It's so sad. Nobody likes him so he gets on here and posts to us. He does work a menial low end job, he's posted picks of that too. But when he's at work they all hate him too so he posts on here the whole time. He does have a place but nobody visits him which is why he's on here all the time

Every blue moon he disappears for a while and I hope it means he finally found something that makes him happy, but it always falls apart and he's right back here

>>149957820
Isn't that the same season where the Dolphins could have broken the all time single game scoring record but they showed the Broncos mercy. Payton bad mouthed the former HC and said it was one of the worst coaching jobs he's ever seen, then nearly started off 0-4. That faggot was so close to being fired.

>>149957777
>4th and 1
>shotgun handoff

Fucking lol if that wasn't sabotage I don't know what is

>>149957845
It was awful. I appreciate Mike McDaniel not making a new record since his first job was working for the Broncos

>I give zero fucks if the kiwi is a NEET. That anon is just trying to bully him into not posting as much. The kiwi will not fall for his bait. Right kiwi.

>>149957900
Payton said if he was in that situation he would have showed no mercy and went for the record.

Aaron bros?

>RUMORS: A source connected to the Paparazzi has recently told me that Aaron Rodgers is married to a MAN, and that he is paying the Paparazzi to keep it quiet.

>Some fans have actually speculated this is why Aaron Rodgers has kept his recent “marriage" a secret, although he stated to reporters about a month ago he is married to a woman named "Brittani"

>This isn't the first time this rumor has spread for Rodgers. In 2013, Aaron Rodgers addressed rumors that he was gay and had a relationship with his roommate, Kevin Lanflisi by saying "I really, really like women."

>>149957829
Lmfao holy projection ahahahahaa nigger you clearly need some friends making all of this up in your head

>>149957912
Well Payton's a bit of a dick, McDaniel seems chill

>>149957737
they all go to zero, retard

>>149957913
>picrel
hearty kek

>>149957925
Look at the bright side, you posting on here second of every day just means you have a lot of time to give someone one you do find a friend, and you will. With normal people, they are so busy and have so many relationships it's hard for them to find time, but with you, you have tons of time to give which your new friend will like, so you have that to look forward to

>>149957979
The kiwi has multiple gfs. You are projecting.

>>149957768
no, he's the 4th. his grandpa is jr. FUCKING RETARD

>>149957979
More projection? Let it out bro. The man in the mirror can change your life

>>149957990
That's what's going on when he disappears every blue moon, he found a friend or a girl. But it never lasts long and he's right back here 24/7

>>149957802
Yeah it's called a top signal you retard. I have my self to blame for what? I knew this shit would go to zero. You said it was going to surpass a dollar lol. Dumb retard

>>149957943
Don't tell me, tell youngcuck

Mentally ill mutts stay obsessed making up lore. Been that way on and off for 12 years here. /nfl/ failures will never not seethe at me to compensate for never leaving their hometown. Big stinky!!

>>149958029
Why do some ppl hate you so much? I don't get it

>>149958029
Hey now, I defended you NZ anon and now I don't like you anymore

>>149958000
I've done the posting 24/7 on a online forum before too and yeah, it only happens when you hit a stretch of life where have no real friends. Sure I had friends, but not real friends or else I wouldn't have been doing the 24/7 posting. It'll get better, you'll find a real friend before you know it.

>>149958041
Miserable people want everyone else to be miserable. The anons here with actual lives just come here to talk ball, make OC and shitpost. The miserable ones project their insecurities and constantly imply everyone else here must be a loser. It's always been that way I probably just get more shit because I used to post with a trip and the NZ flag makes my posts more identifiable

>>149958041
it's 4chan anon, anyone recognizable gets shit on

>>149958070
A non US flag automatically registers as a trip in my mind. No offense of course.

>>149958041
Stick around a while and you'll get it

>>149958070
You're consistently the most miserable and negative person on here. Now sure not 24/7, Everytime the board gets sick if you you ton it done but then to you always go back to being miserable

>>149958081
kiwicuck uses a trip from time to time, mods scared his cuck ass into not using it.

>>149958097
I've never seen him not use his trip. This is a new thing for him

There are two AUS/NZ posters that post here frequently, the other never uses a trip

>>149958106
He's the kiwi niggerbirds fan. Got mugged and posted his bare ass here in a jersey. Total faggot.

>>149958091
>You're consistently the most miserable and negative person on here.

Lmfao I want the best for everyone here. If somebody insults me or says some false shit about my life or players I like I'll call them retarded or mutts but that is just basic banter on 4chan. If you actually think I'm miserable why would I try and make funny OC, pasta and talk so positively about players who aren't on my Ravens? I constantly talk up the Panthers and Seahawks draft picks if I see their fans post here. I constantly talk up Bo Nix with Broncos fans. I love talking college ball with anons who bring it up. I'm not out here crapping on every other team

>>149958120
Font know which you mean but the the miserable Kiwi (JFFM) is a huge Eagles fan. Originally was a huge Ravens fans but I was there when he decided to adopt the Eagles as a other team he loves. I even made him a welcome to Eagles Nation card lol

Are NZ posters honorary Aussies?

>>149958136
You are easily the most miserable and negative poster her. You are also bat shit insane and lacks complete self awareness as your post there shows

>>149958146
I'm not an Eagles fan lol fucking gross I was just way higher on Hurts than everyone else in the 2020 draft. I've been proven right about him because I know ball. If Bill Belichick had drafted Hurts round 1 like I said he should he might still have his job with the Pats

love bradysknees
love temujin
love the webmspammer
love the chargers weeaboo
love the jayden daniels fanboi
love the steelers ai slap spammer
love the italian statfag
the kiwi is based
love the bussy poster
love AI spammers
love the Mahomo spammer
love the Terrorist Taylor Swift fan
love the Bahamas Fins bro

>>149958176
So you're just a massive Hurts fan and love whoever Hurts plays for? Youve been dickriding the Eagles hard for at least two straight years now.

>>149958136
I don’t dislike you, because it’s difficult to imagine being a fish out of water the way you are. You have a high knowledge of a topic that no one directly around you can relate to. I have to hear retarded takes from people in real life that don’t know the slightest difference between play action and rpo, but you know what? I get to talk to them about football nonetheless. At parties. At work. You have us and that’s it. No one at the pub knows what the hell you’re talking about.

>>149958202
He loves black running QBs. First Lamar, then Hurts, not Jalen Milroe
He also loves Bo Nix's cock in his mouth

>>149958106
He was permabanned years ago, after a while of ban evading with a new trip he dropped it so he wouldnt get banned again so easy. He started using a trip again after the site went down. I know the other kiwi you're talking about, you can tell the difference because he doesn't have a need to be the center of attention.

>>149958228
>a need to be the center of attention.
That's the #1 thing JFFM needs to work on. No idea why he thinks that's a good idea but stuff like that happens with people dealing with issues in their home lives

>>149958202
I want Hurts to do well because I like Hurts the individual. I wanted the Eagles to win the Superbowl because I didn't like the Chiefs. Those things can be true without me being an Eagles fan. It doesn't mean I didn't want the Ravens to beat the fuck out of the Eagles when we played last year. I was pissed when we lost especially that play where Riley Cooper got Henry 1 on 1 then told the crowd to pipe down. That was genuinely embarrassing no matter what other Ravens fans say or cope with. We were thorough beaten

>>149958213
Na I've got a couple of mates who know NFL here so I do get to talk a bit of ball in person but yea thats true most people haven't watched a single game not even a Superbowl before

>>149958213
>>149958252
Where you're at, what sports does everyone at work and the puns follow? Are Rugby Union, Aussie Rules Football are the big two or are cricket and soccer as big?

Why don't you follow any of those sports?

>>149958252
>Na I've got a couple of mates who know NFL here
That’s good. I’m glad you do.

>>149958238
I used to like him but sometime around 2019 or 2020 he became an insufferable faggot.

>>149958275
Rugby Union, Cricket and UFC are the most popular with guys here I'd say. I follow UFC closely and Rugby I still enjoy I just grew out of it from when I was a kid playing+watching it every week. Compared to NFL it's just kinda boring. There's a big kicking game meta atm and they also changed the rules around scrums 10 or so years ago to be safer (which we all know means more boring). During the Rugby World Cup I'll still try and catch most games

>>149958288
Wannabe ERG with none of the charm.

>>149958013
>knew this shit would go to zero. You said it was going to surpass a dollar lol
A. Not a top signal - you literally have no idea what your talking about
B. It hasnt gone to zero
C. Yes I was wrong about it going to a dollar, but I posted about it in January when it was at .008 -.01c and invested personally a month before that.. If you were smart enough you could have easily made money regardless, im sorry for your profound mental retardation

>>149958198
>love the jayden daniels fanboi
And I love you!

>>149958316
Whatever happened to this alcoholic anyway?

>>149958285
Soccer is a sport I love. My siblings are all huge soccer fans so it's something that helps us keep in touch as we allong distance from each other. Locally, it's hard to find soccer bros in my region. I've only met one, guy that moved to town from Europe, but now he moved to another city. But yeah, it's a lot more fun following football, which is the sports everyone in my region goes to the bars to watch. Best thing about sports is the social aspect..if I had a parallel universe only followed soccer and that's it that would suck.

>>149958300
Yeah that pretty much sums it up. Less creative and takes himself way too seriously as well. ERG could at least come up with new ways to act like a retard.

>>149958293
>I follow UFC closely
I have several bars by me that are UFC bars that get packed for UFC fight nights, do you have that too?

>>149958324
Heh... my boy stetsy... he just needs more time...

>>149958324
Hes still on the squad and will probably be a practice squad/backup here for awhile..Made a great play to JWhitt today in Training Camp

>>149958359
There's a few in my city that get big turnouts for fight nights and PPVs but I prefer just watching at my mates place. If we get a banger like Makachez vs Topuria eventually I'd head out for that 100% but UFC hasn't had a really big hype fight since Adesanya vs Pereira 2 which was more than 2 years ago now

>>149958324

He comin'

Rams site:

Bennett's back baby, better than ever

By all rights, this is more akin to Bennett's second season with the Rams than his third season. After an inconsistent rookie training camp and preseason, Bennett stepped away from the game and had to do a bit of soul-searching. Over time, he reclaimed his passion for the game and returned to showcase a fiery competition once more.

But a year away from the gams made him rusty. Now, after a full season working with the team, all that rust is gone, and he is in the best football form of his life. Not just with his football presence and decision-making, but by sculpting his physique with more muscular armor.

>>149958324
Went through withdrawals and finally quit the sauce.

PUT THE WORD UP

>>149958404
I'd go gay for Saquon. Look how beautiful he is, I want to make out with him passionately as we have our hand grabbing each other's firm buttocks as we French kiss lovingly

>>149958392
So the Rams choices are a guy that can barely walk because all his vertebrae are fused together, a guy that can barely walk because his knees are about to explode, and a guy who can barely walk because he's piss drunk...

>>149958418
Or

1) two old QBs whose bodies are being held together by string

2) young hot shot QB entering his prime

>>149958418
Lol plonkek

>>149958392
>throws 4 picks in a single preseason game

>>149958586
I'm a Turpin believer. Hope he doesn't get suspended to start the season

2024 defenses by aEPA/play

Jayden Daniels tongue my anus

I've been through a lot these past few months. I just want my team to do well this season. I don't think that's too much to ask for.

Vikings fan and I just wanted to say that I sit down while I piss at home and only pee standing up while not at home.

What's the point of being the king of your own castle if you don't use it. You do have a $9,000 dollar japanese toilet, right?

>>149958906
>Asian trying to twerk
Stop it and just make me kimchi

>>149958148
They're Anglo countries surrounded by coconuts and Asians. They feel some kinship towards each other.

>>149959387
My wife makes me sit down when I pee

wife this bussy

>>149958161
>me no longer the most miserable and negative poster on /nfl/
damn, that's crazy

>>149954385
What about Riley Leonard though?

>>149960715
Leonard heads.... the party is on

>>149958041
Attention whore and acts like a know-it-all despite being above average at best when it comes to knowin' footbaww. Tripfag. Drunk. Braggadocious. Talks like a zoomer.
Despite all of this, he's tolerable about half the time, in my opinion.

niggles winning opener, rayne will statpad in garbage time.

>>149960910
And he likes Leonard so that also makes him more tolerable.

>>149960910
Gonna run like a bitch when lamar, baker and bo do nothing this upcoming postseason.

>>149960910
Damn unc it ain't that serious. Catch a vibe SHEEESH

>>149960943
Oh yea I'm gonna run away from 4chan because I don't want some bald fat mutts to be mean to me on the internet ;( KWAB

>>149961004
I was just answering a question in as honest a way as possible. The whole truth, fair and firm.

nothing wrong with being bald.

>Travis Kelce wears nothing but an apron and gets slathered in honey before being eaten by a bear in happy Gilmore 2

Damn you just know Taylor Swift had him do this for her too

>74% of Americans are overweight

No way..... Colin was just making this statistic up right??

>>149955193
Some even say they'll win the Stanley Cup.

>>149961236
It's because we're so buff.

Based

>>149961204
Pfizer boy has definitely been gaped by some 75-year old Illuminati/Freemason perverts.

>>149961004
You will, pussy.

>>149961204
kek plonked old man needs to just retire already. Go make movies or be a backup dancer for Taylor

>>149961140
>t. hairlet and foreskinlet

there's nothing wrong with being circumcised.

>OWIE WOWIE ZOWIE!! MY FORESKIN JUST GOT HECKIN PLONKED!!!!!

lolmao

>>149954504
He really gained well

>>149958198
Based

>>149958198
...w-what about me?

>>149954504

>>149962319

>>149958198
>love the bussy poster
>He thinks there's only one bussy poster

I don't think the Eagles win a Super Bowl if they draft Justin Jefferson instead of Jalen Reagor. There's no way the Eagles are in position to take Devonta Smith or feel the need to acquire AJ Brown, and Carson Wentz would Kirk Cousins his way into remaining the Eagles starter

>>149958198
>love the webmspammer
awww thx bby

>>149962469
>"really cool play" gets btfo, yet again
>mutthomes immediately goes to the reffies to complain
some legacy...

>>149962504
Any play that doesn't go the Chiefs way he complains. Aaron Rodgers used to be the same way throwing his hands up at even the slightest bit of contact downfield

>>149962468
They don't win a Superobowl if the Chiefs WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, CB2 don't get injured.

>mfw my Commies go all the way this year

>>149962768
you're sick man

>>149962468
>here's why bad move was good, actually
can't you faggots just be happy with your owl, why is this retarded cope necessary?