Thread 149954369

LVR: Raiders Release DT Christian Wilkins
GB: Packers Give T Zach Tom Four-Year Extension
TEN: Will Levis Ruled Out For NFL Season
VIK: Jordan Addison Will Not Miss NFL Season After Guilty Plead To DUI Charge
HOU: Joe Mixon Placed On Non-Football Injury List
ARI: Cardinals LB J.J. Russell released from the hospital after tests were negative
WAS: Commanders agree to terms on one-year extension with Percy Butler.
ATL: Kyle Pitts cleared for practice
CLE: Andrew Berry on Shedeur Sanders’ speeding tickets: Just not smart, and we’ve addressed it.

let's check in on the Colts
...oh

>>149954385
Kek

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Never missed championship round in 20s

>>149954385
Sounds like they're improving.

when hendrickson deal

>>149954405
That AI slop spammin' anon isn't here. I'll post it for him.

>his Steelers :)

My Steelers :)

My Steelers :)

>>149954400
• 1st most 3rd post worst posts in his 20s

RIP >gainwell, you were a legend, a real one

>>149954498
>1st most 3rd post worst posts in his 20s
In English?

>>149954504
he died?

>>149954504
who knows maybe the stillers won't totally squander him
he's a solid 3rd-and-short back

Praying for Stafford's health.

>>149954504
the dolphins are so fucking soft it's unreal

>>149954524
not being able to understand that sounds like a case of newfaggotry to me

>>149954534
Oh the Steelers will have plenty of 3rd downs this year.

>>149954560
but will they be and-short?

>>149954525
he will never die in the hearts and minds of iggles fans

>>149954558
i'm a summer newfag tell me what it means.

>>149954569
Look man I'm not a miracle worker, you want 3rd downs you got em. Take what you're offered and shut the fuck up.

>>149954593
lurk moar

ben johnson is gonna rip caleb a new bussy before the season
4000 passing yards and 30 touchdowns incoming

>>149954638
We don't normally count interception return yards and tds in those numbers but you do you bro.

>>149954638
>4000 passing yards and 30 touchdowns
Bears QBs are incapable of putting up those stats.

this guy is responsible for the training camp stats reporting trend

>>149954678
>>149954693
Really gets the noggin joggin

>>149954693
>b_a__ qbs

>>149954745
and there it is

>bears qbs
>b_a__ qbs
Finish it.

>>149954765
B_ad__

>>149954745
Coward.

>>149954693
you sick fuck

My gf took all of the skin off of the rotisserie chicken I bought and ate it

>>149954900
KWAB

>>149954900
checked, keked, KWAB

>>149954900
>just lower your standards bro they said
>fat girls are great they said

>>149954942
nobody says this, except fat bitches and chubby chasers

>>149954900
is your gf eric cartman?

>>149954900
She sounds fat asl

>>149955019
She's pretty skinny. Idk how when she eats so much.

>>149954942
Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my PS3 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.

>>149954900
she ate just the skin? all of it?

>>149954900
>>149954900
How fat is she?

*only QB in NuFL history to throw a game-deciding pick-six to a White CB who was playing on his birthday in his first super bowl.

>>149955074
She's pretty thin but eats like a fat ass. Her metabolism is going to eventually catch up with her.

>>149955060
Post the octopus one

>talking heads saying Panthers may make the playoffs
Expectations???

>>149955193
bryce young is HIM so yeah

>>149955193
I wouldn't be terribly surprised. They're going to be a fiesty team

>>149955193
I expect a solid season, around .500 actually. Probably won't make the playoffs but slightly bullish in general.

>>149955193
>(((media))) talking up black qbs again
hmm...

>>149955193
they'll be battling with the falcons for 2nd in the division

>>149955193
I expect you to dig in yo bussy twin

>>149955285
Bryce is barely black
And he's not much of a running meme QB either

>>149955408
>barely
1 drop

You guys don't actually call players by their first names...do you?

>>149955489
Only Lamar Jackson

>>149955489
Yes I do. Stop being a repressed homosexual.

>>149955489
no. i dont even like when coaches do it

>>149955537
i'm flamboyant. you're dad tells me every night.

>>149955489
Some players just get the first name treatment
Like Baker, Bryce, Lamar, obviously Peyton and Eli
Usually it comes with unique first names
Like nobody's saying Josh over Allen or Patrick over Mahomes

>>149955489
>not using 'Famous' Jameis
Do you even pick 6?

>hating Alex Smith or Mahomes
You don't like football shrimple as

>>149955489
depends on whether their first or last name sounds better and is more identifiable
I'll say Hurts because everyone knows Hurts and there's a million Jalens in the league but despite everyone also probably knowing who I'm talking about when I say Barkly, Saquon just sounds better
this also applies to nicknames

Every woman is built for BBC
(Big Bronco Cock)

>>149955869
cringe

Brian Schottenheimer is going to surprise the league by leading the cowboys to the NFC championship game

>>149956020
>shartenheimer

Temujin is getting a BBL this fall

>>149956020
...in my schizophrenic fantasies.

>>149954638
He's been on his ass at practice non-stop lol. About fucking time. Caleb is going to be saved.

>>149956215
Didn't he throw a pick 6 his first throw lol

So Jayden Daniels is eventually gonna fall off a cliff, right? I don't trust Kilff Kingsbury's bussy offense in the long term.

>>149956248
Jayden Daniels is going to get a season ending injury and regress into a JAG by year 4

>>149956241
No, that was a few throws in

fuck bradysknees
fuck temujin
fuck the webmspammer
fuck the chargers weeaboo
fuck the jayden daniels fanboi
fuck the steelers ai slap spammer
fuck the italian statfag
the kiwi is based tho

>>149956384
>fuck the rams* weeaboo

>>149956384
Fuck all Maliss players as well.

>>149956392
Female energy

>>149956260
>actually he threw it later

Lmao

>>149956384
Fuck the bussy poster
Fuck AI spammers
Fuck the Mahomo spammer
Fuck the Terrorist Taylor Swift fan
Fuck the Bahamas Fins faggot
And most of all Fuck You

why did micah parsons do that do that boy in the lockerroom

Fuck everyone that isn't a raiders fan

>>149956475
Jealous it wasn't you huh?

>>149955489
I call players with initials for first names their entire government names.
>Coleridge Bernard Stroud IV
>Arthur Juan Brown
>Michael McCorkle Jones

>>149956384
>fuck the italian statfag
nah he's cool

>>149956493
I enjoy bring white.

>>149956500
If it was me, I would have to kill him desu

>>149956512
Why? You're literally getting fucked 6 ways to sunday right now?

>>149956384
fuck you too nigga

>>149956475
just boys being boys

Which teams lowkey cooked this offseason?

>>149956527
Keep your gay fantasies to yourself.

>>149956555
dem boyz unironically

>>149956559
See, you got mad, I gave you a chance to express the plight of the white man and you went full sissy

>>149956555
iggles

Philly dwellers are subhuman

>>149956629
imagine living in a city lmfao

>>149956384
>The Mahomes Schizo calling someone else a statfag

Which teams are going to be surprisingly competitive?

>>149956570
I'd rob her of her gold

>>149956670
I actually think the Giants might be. Solid defense and Russell Wilson can at least game manage effectively.

Which teams are significantly better than they look on paper?

>>149956784
Probably the Saints

The Eagles cheated btw

>>149956670
Who is the old man molesting that young girl? Is that bradysknee?

>>149956835
Based iggles honoring John Madden

>>149956555
everyone in the nfce except the commanders

>>149956670
who is the young girl being molested by anthony hopkins? she looks like bradysknee's type

>>149956835
what jewish trickery is this?

>>149956835
simply get a jewish gm it's not that hard

>>149956854
josh harris effect

Bradysknee was on Epstein Island

is happy Gilmore 2 good or nah

I know howie is cooking something. We have way too many draft picks this year

Reminder Darren Waller admitted to sucking dick for money

>>149956784
How the hell did you find this? I don't think I remember posting that on this general

Truly, I now Bolieve

>>149956959
nice

>>149956794
I could buy the Saints fitting this description if they go with Spencer Rattler and Alvin Kamara returns to form

>>149956954
Probably/tv/

>>149956959
Those two blocks at the same time are so satisfying

>>149956511
he doesn't watch ball unlike the kiwi

>>149956959
Faggots like Robert Mays who barely watched Nix in college then said he was a 2nd-3rd round pick are still clinging to the "he doesn't have high end physical traits" cope lmfao. I can't imagine actively working a pretty respectable journalist org like The Athletic then getting player evaluations completely wrong. He's nearly 6'3 was an incredible runner in college, has a thick build and has a cannon arm. If that doesn't qualify as physically gifted then I don't know what the fuck does

>>149957080
It's late Saturday afternoon in NZ and you're still obsessively posting? Bro come, nobody should have to be that lonely.

>>149957139
I'll post whenever I want. Keep crying bitch nigger

>>149957139
Leave the lonely NZ Broncos fan alone, he's suffered enough

>>149957139
hikki board, newfag

>>149957139
>>149957178
>It's late Saturday afternoon in NZ and you're still obsessively posting? Bro come, nobody should have to be that lonely.
he's getting ready to fuck his supermodel gf who recently returned in town from Australia after he finishes his taxes from his high paying jobs. just trust me bro

Reminder that the kiwicuck got mugged like a bitch and ended up in the hospital.

>mutts so obsessed they make up lore about me because their lives are so shit

lol isn't it Friday night over there? Why don't you follow your own advice and head outside lil bros??

>>149957385
but they don't tell fairytales about high paying jobs and multiple girlfriends like you do

Reminder youngcuck got raped by temujin

>>149957334
Since that anon is spreading false information why don't you set the record straight, what happened that day you got mugged. You mentioned something about your nose getting broken?

>>149957334
In US it is midnight central / 1am east coast.
As for your loneliness, what about going outside and enjoy nature? Don't you have a lot of pretty nature?
As for hobbies, aren't there any you've always wanted to try?

I look forward to seeing Jordan Whittington get some run as a Kupp replacement.

>>149956503
>Coleridge Bernard
>CJ
wut?

>>149957502
>That tren skin
Do NFL players not get tested for PEDs or what?

>>149957454
Go check the archives for the last two generals

>>149957463
>IT'S 1AM BRO WHY WOULD I EVER BE OUT AT 1AM WITH FRIENDS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT BRO?!?!??

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAHAHAAHAAAHAHAAAA

>>149957509
col rij

>>149957509
Because his dad had the same name lmao

>>149957514
I am afraid not. We want our bulbasaurs operating at full capacity, destroying their bodies and brains for our entertainment.

>>149957570
but he's not even a junior for the "j"

>>149957514
How many players have you seen popped for steroids or HGH in the last 5 years? The NFL massively lowered the testing criteria. Nobody mentions it but compared to mid 2010s you almost never see guys get popped. Nobody in the media ever mentions it because most of them don't want to rattle the cage. It's the worst kept secret

>>149957532
Alright, now your talking. Get dressed, groom yourself, take out your freaky earrings, ditch your emo look and go get outside and enjoy life before you're old. Once you're old you can bury your head in a computer all you want.

When you were growing up, you never said "I can't wait to stick my head in a computer 24/7 when I'm in my prime!," right?

Think of your father, his father and all the males in your bloodline going back millions of years, do you think they dreamed of having a descendant that sticks his head in a computer 24/7?

>>149957611
Uhhhh what do you think the IV at the end of his name means lil bro?

if you’d asked me before it happened id have told you the most unsettling part of having a pregnant deer crash through my windshield and spontaneously miscarry its fawn all over my hood would have been just that, but it wasnt
it was how erotic it was
im not proud of it, but that deer struggling and making that fucking abhorrent sound that deer can apparently make while spilling bambi all over had its effect on me. the fawn looked like lasagna
its been a while (december ‘19) but fuck if that wasnt the most aroused and disgusted id ever been in my life.
thank fuck it happened on a forestry access road and not in town though because a crying man with a raging hard on putting a 408 cheytac round (it was all i had ok? fuck you) in a deer and its baby for good measure next to the double r diner would have drawn the attention of even the most complacent sheriff.
such is life in rural america
anyway go buncos

>>149956835
>cheated
??

>>149957621
nigga stfu

>>149957080
He's a mediocre QB, sorry

>>149957621
>thinking you have any influence over my actions whatsoever

kek what a dumb mutt. I don't feel like going out so I'm not going to. I went out Tuesday night to the pub caught up with some mates and I'm catching up with mates tomorrow. I don't want to head out every single night especially not in winter. You trying to do some retarded guilt trip psychology nigger crap doesn't work because it's obvious you're low IQ spazz. Feel free to lick my asshole

>>149957654
Free money better Broncos under 9.5 wins then right? Lay some $ down

>>149957662
Hour after hour day after day you're on here. You claim to take These breaks from posting every hour of every day on here but they never happen

>>149957447
Reminder that the stupid crypto coin he was shilling went to basically zero.

>>149957628
the 4th. Retard.

>>149957718
Okay sure bro lol I post 24/7 I never sleep or work or leave the house bro

>>149957739
Exactly. His father, grandfather and great grandfather have the name Coleridge Bernard Stroud. He's Coleridge junior (C.J.)

>>149957671
Unrelated but I'll never forgive the Bears for creating Bo Nix.

Broncos were in danger of starting their season off 0-4 which would have cost Payton his job. But the retarded Bears decided to go for it on 4th down instead of kicking a 30 yard FG. It's the most blatant example of tanking I've ever seen. Watch at 9:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL88pbrcaHI

>>149957737
>screencaps the post made the DAY before the coin hit ATH
>Still a 2MMcap
Reminder (you) really have yourself to blame for being so fucking stupid. Literal retards were roadmapped money

>>149957777
That Broncos/Bears game was genuinely embarrassing for both teams and gave me zero hope for Fields or Russ

>>149957768
>>149957718
I've been on here when he's gone out. It's so sad. Nobody likes him so he gets on here and posts to us. He does work a menial low end job, he's posted picks of that too. But when he's at work they all hate him too so he posts on here the whole time. He does have a place but nobody visits him which is why he's on here all the time

Every blue moon he disappears for a while and I hope it means he finally found something that makes him happy, but it always falls apart and he's right back here

>>149957820
Isn't that the same season where the Dolphins could have broken the all time single game scoring record but they showed the Broncos mercy. Payton bad mouthed the former HC and said it was one of the worst coaching jobs he's ever seen, then nearly started off 0-4. That faggot was so close to being fired.

>>149957777
>4th and 1
>shotgun handoff

Fucking lol if that wasn't sabotage I don't know what is

>>149957845
It was awful. I appreciate Mike McDaniel not making a new record since his first job was working for the Broncos

>>149957900
Payton said if he was in that situation he would have showed no mercy and went for the record.

Aaron bros?

>RUMORS: A source connected to the Paparazzi has recently told me that Aaron Rodgers is married to a MAN, and that he is paying the Paparazzi to keep it quiet.

>Some fans have actually speculated this is why Aaron Rodgers has kept his recent “marriage" a secret, although he stated to reporters about a month ago he is married to a woman named "Brittani"

>This isn't the first time this rumor has spread for Rodgers. In 2013, Aaron Rodgers addressed rumors that he was gay and had a relationship with his roommate, Kevin Lanflisi by saying "I really, really like women."

>>149957829
Lmfao holy projection ahahahahaa nigger you clearly need some friends making all of this up in your head

>>149957912
Well Payton's a bit of a dick, McDaniel seems chill

>>149957737
they all go to zero, retard

>>149957913
>picrel
hearty kek

>>149957925
Look at the bright side, you posting on here second of every day just means you have a lot of time to give someone one you do find a friend, and you will. With normal people, they are so busy and have so many relationships it's hard for them to find time, but with you, you have tons of time to give which your new friend will like, so you have that to look forward to

>>149957979
The kiwi has multiple gfs. You are projecting.

>>149957768
no, he's the 4th. his grandpa is jr. FUCKING RETARD

>>149957979
More projection? Let it out bro. The man in the mirror can change your life

>>149957990
That's what's going on when he disappears every blue moon, he found a friend or a girl. But it never lasts long and he's right back here 24/7

>>149957802
Yeah it's called a top signal you retard. I have my self to blame for what? I knew this shit would go to zero. You said it was going to surpass a dollar lol. Dumb retard

>>149957943
Don't tell me, tell youngcuck

Mentally ill mutts stay obsessed making up lore. Been that way on and off for 12 years here. /nfl/ failures will never not seethe at me to compensate for never leaving their hometown. Big stinky!!

>>149958029
Why do some ppl hate you so much? I don't get it

>>149958029
Hey now, I defended you NZ anon and now I don't like you anymore

>>149958000
I've done the posting 24/7 on a online forum before too and yeah, it only happens when you hit a stretch of life where have no real friends. Sure I had friends, but not real friends or else I wouldn't have been doing the 24/7 posting. It'll get better, you'll find a real friend before you know it.

>>149958041
Miserable people want everyone else to be miserable. The anons here with actual lives just come here to talk ball, make OC and shitpost. The miserable ones project their insecurities and constantly imply everyone else here must be a loser. It's always been that way I probably just get more shit because I used to post with a trip and the NZ flag makes my posts more identifiable

>>149958041
it's 4chan anon, anyone recognizable gets shit on

>>149958070
A non US flag automatically registers as a trip in my mind. No offense of course.

>>149958041
Stick around a while and you'll get it

>>149958070
You're consistently the most miserable and negative person on here. Now sure not 24/7, Everytime the board gets sick if you you ton it done but then to you always go back to being miserable

>>149958081
kiwicuck uses a trip from time to time, mods scared his cuck ass into not using it.

>>149958097
I've never seen him not use his trip. This is a new thing for him

There are two AUS/NZ posters that post here frequently, the other never uses a trip

>>149958106
He's the kiwi niggerbirds fan. Got mugged and posted his bare ass here in a jersey. Total faggot.

>>149958091
>You're consistently the most miserable and negative person on here.

Lmfao I want the best for everyone here. If somebody insults me or says some false shit about my life or players I like I'll call them retarded or mutts but that is just basic banter on 4chan. If you actually think I'm miserable why would I try and make funny OC, pasta and talk so positively about players who aren't on my Ravens? I constantly talk up the Panthers and Seahawks draft picks if I see their fans post here. I constantly talk up Bo Nix with Broncos fans. I love talking college ball with anons who bring it up. I'm not out here crapping on every other team

>>149958120
Font know which you mean but the the miserable Kiwi (JFFM) is a huge Eagles fan. Originally was a huge Ravens fans but I was there when he decided to adopt the Eagles as a other team he loves. I even made him a welcome to Eagles Nation card lol

Are NZ posters honorary Aussies?

>>149958136
You are easily the most miserable and negative poster her. You are also bat shit insane and lacks complete self awareness as your post there shows

>>149958146
I'm not an Eagles fan lol fucking gross I was just way higher on Hurts than everyone else in the 2020 draft. I've been proven right about him because I know ball. If Bill Belichick had drafted Hurts round 1 like I said he should he might still have his job with the Pats

love bradysknees
love temujin
love the webmspammer
love the chargers weeaboo
love the jayden daniels fanboi
love the steelers ai slap spammer
love the italian statfag
the kiwi is based
love the bussy poster
love AI spammers
love the Mahomo spammer
love the Terrorist Taylor Swift fan
love the Bahamas Fins bro

>>149958176
So you're just a massive Hurts fan and love whoever Hurts plays for? Youve been dickriding the Eagles hard for at least two straight years now.

>>149958136
I don’t dislike you, because it’s difficult to imagine being a fish out of water the way you are. You have a high knowledge of a topic that no one directly around you can relate to. I have to hear retarded takes from people in real life that don’t know the slightest difference between play action and rpo, but you know what? I get to talk to them about football nonetheless. At parties. At work. You have us and that’s it. No one at the pub knows what the hell you’re talking about.

>>149958202
He loves black running QBs. First Lamar, then Hurts, not Jalen Milroe
He also loves Bo Nix's cock in his mouth

>>149958106
He was permabanned years ago, after a while of ban evading with a new trip he dropped it so he wouldnt get banned again so easy. He started using a trip again after the site went down. I know the other kiwi you're talking about, you can tell the difference because he doesn't have a need to be the center of attention.

>>149958228
>a need to be the center of attention.
That's the #1 thing JFFM needs to work on. No idea why he thinks that's a good idea but stuff like that happens with people dealing with issues in their home lives

>>149958202
I want Hurts to do well because I like Hurts the individual. I wanted the Eagles to win the Superbowl because I didn't like the Chiefs. Those things can be true without me being an Eagles fan. It doesn't mean I didn't want the Ravens to beat the fuck out of the Eagles when we played last year. I was pissed when we lost especially that play where Riley Cooper got Henry 1 on 1 then told the crowd to pipe down. That was genuinely embarrassing no matter what other Ravens fans say or cope with. We were thorough beaten

>>149958213
Na I've got a couple of mates who know NFL here so I do get to talk a bit of ball in person but yea thats true most people haven't watched a single game not even a Superbowl before

>>149958213
>>149958252
Where you're at, what sports does everyone at work and the puns follow? Are Rugby Union, Aussie Rules Football are the big two or are cricket and soccer as big?

Why don't you follow any of those sports?

>>149958252
>Na I've got a couple of mates who know NFL here
That’s good. I’m glad you do.

>>149958238
I used to like him but sometime around 2019 or 2020 he became an insufferable faggot.

>>149958275
Rugby Union, Cricket and UFC are the most popular with guys here I'd say. I follow UFC closely and Rugby I still enjoy I just grew out of it from when I was a kid playing+watching it every week. Compared to NFL it's just kinda boring. There's a big kicking game meta atm and they also changed the rules around scrums 10 or so years ago to be safer (which we all know means more boring). During the Rugby World Cup I'll still try and catch most games

>>149958288
Wannabe ERG with none of the charm.

>>149958013
>knew this shit would go to zero. You said it was going to surpass a dollar lol
A. Not a top signal - you literally have no idea what your talking about
B. It hasnt gone to zero
C. Yes I was wrong about it going to a dollar, but I posted about it in January when it was at .008 -.01c and invested personally a month before that.. If you were smart enough you could have easily made money regardless, im sorry for your profound mental retardation

>>149958198
>love the jayden daniels fanboi
And I love you!

>>149958316
Whatever happened to this alcoholic anyway?

>>149958285
Soccer is a sport I love. My siblings are all huge soccer fans so it's something that helps us keep in touch as we allong distance from each other. Locally, it's hard to find soccer bros in my region. I've only met one, guy that moved to town from Europe, but now he moved to another city. But yeah, it's a lot more fun following football, which is the sports everyone in my region goes to the bars to watch. Best thing about sports is the social aspect..if I had a parallel universe only followed soccer and that's it that would suck.

>>149958300
Yeah that pretty much sums it up. Less creative and takes himself way too seriously as well. ERG could at least come up with new ways to act like a retard.

>>149958293
>I follow UFC closely
I have several bars by me that are UFC bars that get packed for UFC fight nights, do you have that too?

>>149958324
Heh... my boy stetsy... he just needs more time...

>>149958324
Hes still on the squad and will probably be a practice squad/backup here for awhile..Made a great play to JWhitt today in Training Camp

>>149958359
There's a few in my city that get big turnouts for fight nights and PPVs but I prefer just watching at my mates place. If we get a banger like Makachez vs Topuria eventually I'd head out for that 100% but UFC hasn't had a really big hype fight since Adesanya vs Pereira 2 which was more than 2 years ago now

>>149958324

He comin'

Rams site:

Bennett's back baby, better than ever

By all rights, this is more akin to Bennett's second season with the Rams than his third season. After an inconsistent rookie training camp and preseason, Bennett stepped away from the game and had to do a bit of soul-searching. Over time, he reclaimed his passion for the game and returned to showcase a fiery competition once more.

But a year away from the gams made him rusty. Now, after a full season working with the team, all that rust is gone, and he is in the best football form of his life. Not just with his football presence and decision-making, but by sculpting his physique with more muscular armor.

>>149958324
Went through withdrawals and finally quit the sauce.

PUT THE WORD UP

>>149958404
I'd go gay for Saquon. Look how beautiful he is, I want to make out with him passionately as we have our hand grabbing each other's firm buttocks as we French kiss lovingly

>>149958392
So the Rams choices are a guy that can barely walk because all his vertebrae are fused together, a guy that can barely walk because his knees are about to explode, and a guy who can barely walk because he's piss drunk...

>>149958418
Or

1) two old QBs whose bodies are being held together by string

2) young hot shot QB entering his prime

>>149958418
Lol plonkek

>>149958392
>throws 4 picks in a single preseason game

>>149958586
I'm a Turpin believer. Hope he doesn't get suspended to start the season

2024 defenses by aEPA/play

Jayden Daniels tongue my anus

I've been through a lot these past few months. I just want my team to do well this season. I don't think that's too much to ask for.

Vikings fan and I just wanted to say that I sit down while I piss at home and only pee standing up while not at home.

What's the point of being the king of your own castle if you don't use it. You do have a $9,000 dollar japanese toilet, right?

>>149958906
>Asian trying to twerk
Stop it and just make me kimchi

>>149958148
They're Anglo countries surrounded by coconuts and Asians. They feel some kinship towards each other.

>>149959387
My wife makes me sit down when I pee

wife this bussy

>>149958161
>me no longer the most miserable and negative poster on /nfl/
damn, that's crazy

>>149954385
What about Riley Leonard though?

>>149960715
Leonard heads.... the party is on

>>149958041
Attention whore and acts like a know-it-all despite being above average at best when it comes to knowin' footbaww. Tripfag. Drunk. Braggadocious. Talks like a zoomer.
Despite all of this, he's tolerable about half the time, in my opinion.

niggles winning opener, rayne will statpad in garbage time.

>>149960910
And he likes Leonard so that also makes him more tolerable.

>>149960910
Gonna run like a bitch when lamar, baker and bo do nothing this upcoming postseason.

>>149960910
Damn unc it ain't that serious. Catch a vibe SHEEESH

>>149960943
Oh yea I'm gonna run away from 4chan because I don't want some bald fat mutts to be mean to me on the internet ;( KWAB

>>149961004
I was just answering a question in as honest a way as possible. The whole truth, fair and firm.

nothing wrong with being bald.

>Travis Kelce wears nothing but an apron and gets slathered in honey before being eaten by a bear in happy Gilmore 2

Damn you just know Taylor Swift had him do this for her too

>74% of Americans are overweight

No way..... Colin was just making this statistic up right??

>>149955193
Some even say they'll win the Stanley Cup.

>>149961236
It's because we're so buff.

Based

>>149961204
Pfizer boy has definitely been gaped by some 75-year old Illuminati/Freemason perverts.

>>149961004
You will, pussy.

>>149961204
kek plonked old man needs to just retire already. Go make movies or be a backup dancer for Taylor

>>149961140
>t. hairlet and foreskinlet

there's nothing wrong with being circumcised.

>OWIE WOWIE ZOWIE!! MY FORESKIN JUST GOT HECKIN PLONKED!!!!!

lolmao

>>149954504
He really gained well

>>149958198
Based

>>149958198
...w-what about me?

>>149958198
>love the bussy poster
>He thinks there's only one bussy poster

I don't think the Eagles win a Super Bowl if they draft Justin Jefferson instead of Jalen Reagor. There's no way the Eagles are in position to take Devonta Smith or feel the need to acquire AJ Brown, and Carson Wentz would Kirk Cousins his way into remaining the Eagles starter

>>149958198
>love the webmspammer
awww thx bby

>>149962469
>"really cool play" gets btfo, yet again
>mutthomes immediately goes to the reffies to complain
some legacy...

>>149962504
Any play that doesn't go the Chiefs way he complains. Aaron Rodgers used to be the same way throwing his hands up at even the slightest bit of contact downfield

>>149962468
They don't win a Superobowl if the Chiefs WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, CB2 don't get injured.

>>149962768
you're sick man

>>149962468
>here's why bad move was good, actually
can't you faggots just be happy with your owl, why is this retarded cope necessary?

Chiefsoids will never admit that Nakobe Dean being out was more significant than any of the injuries KC had to deal with.

>>149963088
Trvth nvke. Nobody who was out for the Chiefs was half as good as Nakobe and I say this objectively

>>149962886
Anon didn't say it was a good move, obviously. The point was the butterfly/domino effect.

>>149963094
Travis Kelce's old Twitter is more funny. He's literally me when I was 15 and Twitter was a thing to just throw out random thoughts no one would see

>>149962804
S

lmao

>>149963163
The "quirky" personal traits people randomly post about is the worst thing about Twitter, honestly.

>>149963670
He should pivot to being a catfishing expert, because this sucks.

>>149963670
I really don't get people clowning this list. Dre Greenlaw is the only name in the top 5 that's questionable. Bobby Wagner and Lavonte David are potentially HOFers, Fred Warner is a beast and Roquan Smith was 1st Team All Pro in 2023 iirc. I'd have Zack Baun higher and Denzel Perryman wouldn't be on my list but it's not complete dogshit

>>149963755
When Twitter first came out it was mostly just "lol I'm pooping right now" or "I hate my mom" type of posts

>>149963820
Wagner is kind of washed. Still top-10 worthy but #1 is silly.
Warner and Baun are 1 and 2, respectively.
Also Luvu is so overrated.

Micah Parsons looks like he got some zest in his step if you know what I mean. Looks like he takes dick in the ass if you get my drift

>>149964004
He clearly values the leadership stuff with Wagner, David and Anzalone's placement

>>149964104
Hol up.... you be sayin Micah Parsons is a friend of Dorothy??

>>149958316
It was a clear cut top signal. You dumb retard. The euphoria and over confidence it was going to go to a dollar after it surged to 8 cents. Only for it to top out and dump massively.

>It hasn't gone to zero
Well it's dropped 99.9% since you made that shill post.

>If you were smart enough you could have easily made money regardless
I've made enough that I haven't had to work in the last two years. Why would I take advice from some overly emotional retard like yourself. It's obvious that you're a bag holder.

Pro tip: when it comes to this kinda shit, being smart doesn't mean shit. It's all about controlling your emotions and risk management.

>>149964286
that's an innocent man, read picrel

>>149958148
I remember Americans and Euros blaming each other for shit posting all over /sp/ before they introduced flags. Then when they introduced the flags, we were all surprised it was the Australians doing all the shit posting

>>149962804
My honest reaction to the Chudster kicking the bucket:

>>149961204
Kelce is in the movie?
Dropped!

Bo Nix make ya seethe?

>>149963088
>Nakobe Dean
>Eagles also added Jihaad Campbell in the draft
>Also got the best safety in the draft Andre Mukuba

It's not fucking fair!!

>>149964004
Wagner is still great. And I have him at 2. Baun is great but I think he's slightly overated. I have him at 5

>>149964286
>>149964629
I think he needs a pardon too, tbqh.

>>149958418
That's why we got some lotto tickets nigga we bout to hit it big

Does anyone else have a hard time taking Josh Allen seriously knowing that his strength of schedule has been a joke every season? The Bills SOS is consistently in the bottom 10 every year, some years in the bottom 5. Almost all of Allen's playoff stats come in the wildcard round against bottom seeded teams, and he struggles to produce more than 250 total yards after the wildcard round.
I can't help but feel like he's a fraud. Arguably the most overrated and overtalked player of this era.

>>149964761
Wrestling is cool.

>>149965072
He beat both No.1 seeds but yea total schedule babby bro

>>149965105
When?

>>149965111
it's the kiwi, ignore him he's just here to antagonize he doesn't even watch football

>>149965072
I agree but the nfl needs a brett favre/mcnabb/roethlisberger "look at the big guy run!" qb so they're gonna push him really hard for the sake of ratings
allen sells a shit ton of jerseys and catches a lot of eyes and in the end that's what matters
outside of the actual game itself being played, the nfl is basically the wwe it's all about characters and personalities

>>149964761
I will be adding this webm to the list of memes I intend on forcing this season.

>>149965111
>>149965126
He beat both the Chiefs and Lions in 2024 you dumb fucking mutts. Both teams finished 15-2 with losses to the Bills
>B-BUT THAT WASN'T IN THE PLAYOFFS
You were arguing about their strength of schedule being shit but they still have to play the best teams in the AFC each season when they finish 1st place. They regularly win those games. Watch more football before you get proven wrong by New Zealand again and look like bitches

>>149954638
>>149956215
Gayleb doesn't have the work ethic to improve. He spent the entire off season partying
He needed to start working on fixing his mechanics last year, but at bare minimum needed to the moment Ben Johnson gave him tape and instructions early May. We're 43 days til MNF and he is only now working on the most basic shit.
I give it a 50/50 shot that Ben gives up and just has him do what Kyler does, play almost entirely out of structure like a college QB

>>149965072
>beats both 1 seeds
>carries the Bills to the CCG almost every year
He is the ONLY reason that team is relevant

>>149965223
>>149965105
In the Lions defense their defense was total ass at that point due to injuries and good QBs had zero problems scoring on them, they just had an easy late part of the schedule besides the Bills.
The chiefs were also maybe the most fraudulent 1 seed ever. 2 of their wins (blocked fg and retarded raiders fumble) were sheer miracles, and their season was filled with narrow wins against shit teams.

I still think as of this moment Josh Allen is the best QB in the nfl but beating the chiefs in the regular season and beating the late season lions aren't good arguments as to why

>>149965301
>Josh Allen is the best QB in the nfl

>>149965301
>win 15 games
>their defense was total ass
God I hate Lionsfags and Queefsfags so goddamn much. On a dime they switch from "we da best evar!!!" to a laundry list of excuses. Oh no, our losses don't count!!! We had injuries, the only team to ever suffer such a fate!
Please sire, spare some pity for the poor 15 win 1 seed

>>149965126
I can believe this

>>149965321
Who is better right now?
Mahomes has had two mediocre game management years in a row where the chiefs defense are what's winning games, and lameme while great has the justice league surrounding him on offense AND defense but manages to shit it up every year in the playoffs in spite of that.
The only argument for a better QB right now is Burrow, but he has a top 2 WR in the NFL and the best WR2 in the NFL as his second target so it's hard to say he's better than the guy putting up almost as good numbers throwing to chumps

You'd have to be the most anti eye test retard to doubt Josh Allen at this point. Stick to your analytics charts, nerds the real ball knowers are talking

>forcing me to agree with the kiwi
Fuck you guys. But he's right, Allen is the best QB in the league. He gets so damn far throwing to plumbers.
>inb4 Cheifsnigger hits me with the injury list
Mahomes has always had a better receiving corps throughout his career. Outside of Diggs, Allen has had basically nobody.

>>149965235
You don't know Caleb, you don't know anything about him except for the sensationalist headlines you decide cherry pick because in order to push your narrative, you need to catastrophize everything little thing about him. Anyways touch grass, have sex, get a life etc. I'll be looking forward to your tears.

>>149965395
>has the justice league surrounding him on offense
Huh? Have you seen Lamar Jackson's rosters? He still doesn't have a real #1. This season might be the first year that his receiving corps is top 15 lmao
The Ravens are always a good team because they're very well managed and have strong defenses, but this idea that Lamar Jackson has been carried by offensive talent is objectively a huge lie. Lamar Jackson has had really shitty offensive rosters outside of Mark Andrews for almost his entire career.

>>149965408
That nigga been ballin frfr. Still never winning a Super Bowl, same with Joe Burrow. Funny enough, Lamar is going to eventually win one.

>>149965344
Damn they must’ve gone on to win it all after that then.

>>149965408
>You'd have to be the most anti eye test retard to doubt Josh Allen at this point.
The eye test shows that Allen has very poor pre-snap capabilities and has to rely on scrambling to operate his offense though. Allen is what people think Lamar Jackson is. He's a one-read QB with a heavy dependence of improvisation and running.

>>149965506
>Still never winning a Super Bowl, same with Joe Burrow.
Allen wins the Owl as soon as he leaves Buffalel. Burrow could too, but he'll stick with the Bungholes his whole carer

>>149965530
Neither of them is ever touching free agency until they're old and washed

has anything major happened at the eagles/ravens camps yet?

>>149965395
Lamar is pretty cut and dry the best player in football right now. It's silly to suggest otherwise. No one is passing the ball more reliably and cleaner than he is, and he's a top 5 running talent including all skill-position players on top of that.
Allen is an elite player, but anyone who says he's actually the best QB in the league is either a Bills fan or doesn't watch much football. He's good, but most GMs would take Mahomes, Lamar, or Burrow before Allen. They all have more upside and have more developed games than Allen does. Allen is confusingly behind the other top QBs in terms of development, he just breaks off big runs when his team needs him to.

>>149965479
You retards said this literally 3 years ago about fields
I am tired of bears QBs getting glazed for 2-3 years before being shit on for 1 year before a new QB comes to town and everyone admits the last guy sucked ass just because Chicago is a huge market and "surely this one will work out" mentality. You are babied by the media. Gayleb had a worse 1st year than any top 12 picked QB of the last 5 years besides Fields, Lance, Richardson and Young yet Fields and Gayleb are the only two of those 4 that weren't allowed to be shit on after their debuts.

>>149965506
>Lamar is going to eventually win one.

We have a crazy talented roster. Set everywhere this season. That said I'll believe it when I see it. Harbaugh will cook up some diarrhea and get out coached then people will blame Lamar regardless of what actually happens on the field

>>149965626
Only of those 5 I mean
Point being, Chicago QBs are "future generational top 5 QBs that will reign over the NFCN for two decades!" until they aren't every single time

I had a layover in Chicago which got delayed by 5 fucking hours
So fuck Caleb

>>149965637
>We

>>149965637
Harbaugh reminds me a lot of my highschool football coach. We had some insanely stacked teams, I played with a team that had a 5-star, two 4-stars, and like a dozen 3-star recruits and we still ended up losing to the eventual state champions in my junior and senior years. He was really goofy, worked out with us, full of energy, the "make you run through a brick wall" type of coach. Then we'd just lose in the third or fourth round.
Why? Because we'd get to the playoffs and finally play against teams that were as big and fast as us and the only plays he had were read-options and screens. We'd just get out coached. We would be out there on defense for 75% of the game because the offense would just go three and out every drive because every offense he ever ran was like it was still 1984.
The first time listening to his elimination speech made me cry, the next two just annoyed me. Harbaugh seems the exact same.

>>149965673
Patternfagging is a sign of a low IQ and possibly severe mental illness

>>149965796
>patternfagging
What are we even talking about at this point? Like what does this even mean? Learn to have a discussion dude, holy shit.

>>149962886
The consequence of missing in both 2019 and 2020 or so obviously related to the Eagles improving in the draft that the fact that you tried to spin it the way you did is hilarious

>>149965741
Harbaugh let Steve Spagnuolo leave after 2014 just so he could stick with Dean Pees as DC. Harbaugh let a 9-7 Titans team come into Baltimore and shit all over us in 2019. Harbaugh ran 3 times in the 2nd half against the Chiefs in the 23 AFCCG. His decisions have actively cost us in huge spots. Lamar has played poorly in some playoff games don't get me wrong but the coaching side of things hasn't gone unnoticed by a lot of Ravens fans. Even the 2012 Superbowl run we only won that season after a mid season player revolt led by Ed Reed and Bernard Pollard because Harbaugh was making them practice too long, the no huddle offence wasn't focused and he was having constant mood swings which put the team on edge. It was actually a huge story at the time

>>149965408
Analytics love Josh Allen tho

>>149965724
>trackandfield

>>149965796
There is no pattern flagging about it. Patterns don't determine Caleb's failure, a lost year under Eberflus is why. General fans all screamed about how Eberflus needed to be fired and the bears needed to hire Ben Johnson or Harbaugh. The media and Bears fans were the only ones who argued Eberflus should stay, because as much as Bears fans (rightfully) shit on ownership, they defend every move ownership makes. Hell Bears fans right now are defending and cheering the extension of Ryan Poles, a man with zero draft hits, constantly overpays players for extensions, has never found a diamond in the rough in free agency, and literally ever single trade made besides the panthers one has been a loss for the bears. Like, just the other week I saw Bears fans cheering that Ryan Poles got their 2nd round pick signed and how that was a sign of being a great GM, you know ignoring that he gave said pick the first fully guaranteed contract a 2nd round pick has ever had in Chicago history and the worst possible contract from the bears perspective possible for a draftee to get

>>149965579
-Nakobe Dean got put on the PUP list so it's looking like the starting position at LB is going to be between Jeremiah Trotter Jr. and Jihaad Campbell who is healing up much ahead of schedule
-Cooper DeJean is taking snaps at safety, so it looks like they're trying to expand his role into keeping him on the field in most defence packages when not in nickle

I just heard a renowned podcast say
The Chiefs are better than last year
The Cards are a legit playoff contender
The broncos have the best defense in the league
Is this true

>>149966062
>The Chiefs are better than last year
probably true
>The Cards are a legit playoff contender
never will be with the midget
>The broncos have the best defense in the league
not with the ravens, chiefs, eagles, and chargers only improving after last season

>>149966062
rofl
lol
lmao
Bait podcast, probably written by Skip Bayless.

>>149966030
The 49ers GM was the GM that finally ended the retarded fully guaranteed strike.
If you want a list of the worst GMs in the NFL, here is is

>>149966002
SIR HOW DARE YOU~!

>>149965947
He's been a highish interceptions total guy (outside of 24) so I find that hard to believe. I'm not trying to be a rude to you Italy I know you like your stats+metrics but even if you have some analytics stuff that puts Josh Allen at 1 in 2022 or 2023 it wouldn't change my opinion of how little they matter. Just being honest

>>149966062
No unless they expect their entire draft class to hit
No they have a weak offence and Kyler Murray sucks asshole
Yes potentially given they led the league in sacks in 24 and added some nice players in FA. If they can get Hufanga back to playing at an All Pro level they're gonna be a nightmare to go against

>>149966135
They also talked well about your team don’t be salty
They predicted 7 wins for them

>>149965579
Tanner McKee is probably getting traded, he looks too good to be a back up.

>>149966239
Sounds about right, >black QB and all.
Doesn't mean I gotta like it.

>AAron Rodgers is sharing a bathroom with Metcalf
What did they mean by this?

>>149966062
>The Chiefs are better than last year
Probably with healthy receivers
>The Cards are a legit playoff contender
No lmao
>The broncos have the best defense in the league
I'd argue the Ravens, Eagles, and Vikings are better this year, but top 5 for sure
>Is this true

>>149966330
Devonte Adams is not gonna like this

>>149966330
just two bros that really really like women, pissing together as god intended

>>149966330
Professional athletes typically have the emotional and social development of adolescents so they toss them into dorms and cabins for training camp because they think it's a good "teambuilding" practice. Personally, if I had to travel as a working professional and they gave me a roommate I'd laugh out of the job.

>>149966404
As a Kangz fan I always wondered why our practice facility has an adjacent high class hotel owned by the Vikings lmfao

>>149966330
UH OH STINKY!

>>149966330
Yeah did you read that shit about one of them complaining that the toilet flushes are too loud or something? It was weird

>>149966044
>Jihaad Campbell who is healing up much ahead of schedule
howies jewish powers get stronger every year lmao. coop filling in at different positions helps him delay replacing the guys they lost on defence too, and hes so athletic that i doubt the extra reps will put him at risk of injury
>>149966287
i figured the dolphins would want him to back up tua since he played pretty well when hurts went down, but the 7th they spent on ewers probably wouldnt have been enough to trade for him

>>149966287
I'm going to miss him the most

>>149966472
Yeah apparently Rodgers says not to flush at night if it's piss
Very suspicious

>>149966517
*sniff* *sniff*

>>149966517
just a little midnight slurpee to help maintain electrolytes
nothing wrong with that

>>149966517
DK is the kind of guy to just blast the seat with piss

>>149966202
>He's been a highish interceptions total guy (outside of 24) so I find that hard to believe
Yeah, but in spite of that advanced stats like him. For example DVOA had him top 5 both 2022 and 2023. QBR had him 2 and 3. You don't have to care obviously, but this is a case in which the traditional stats do not align with your eye test but advanced ones do.

Any reports about the O-line in Texas? Stafford's back is troublesome, so the defense might have to carry the Rams for the first couple weeks.

>>149966481
>delay replacing the guys they lost on defence
well they drafted one of the best safeties in this draft so I'd say they already have free safety squared away if he pans out and Syndey Brown if he doesn't, Mailata has been comparing Jalyx Hunt's pass rush ability to Micah Parsons so there's Sweat's replacement if he continues to improve, and Ojomo has reportedly been reliably generating pressure all training camp so far so that's Williams replacement although it's easy to elevate anyone when they're playing next to Jalen Carter which very much has me interested in watching the Patriots this season to see how Williams does shoulding more weight on the line

the only real questionmark is the outside corner whoch is between Kelee Ringo and Adoree Jackson
I'd like for the Georgia Bulldog to be good be from what I'm reading he's been getting smoked a few times but that's against AJ Brown so take from that as you will

>>149966330
It means it's training camp, not any deeper meaning that the Steelers are trying to put across.

>>149966481
Was that whole post about bongs being blocked fake?

>he adjusted his sleep schedule!!!! The league is NOT READY for this bears team!!!!
I have bears glazing fatigue

>>149966933
it's literally every single offseason since they got Fields
you should have expected it by now

>>149966933
>he works wakes up early for... LE WORK what a true hero!!!

>>149966764
What does the Texans o line have anything to do with Stafford?

>>149966773
seeing organisational competence always makes me smile. hope you lot can pull it off again assuming lamar doesnt make it to the owl
>>149966911
no idea lol, i left this website like a year ago and only came back to lurk in here and occasionally check /cfb/. if they do ban it then ill probably just call it a day

>>149966933
For me it’s cowboys fans hyping up handshakes

If you have a problem with:
>Jordan Love
>Caleb Williams
>Brock Purdy
>Tyler Shough
>Spencer Rattler
>Geno Smith
>Justin Herbert
>Bryce Young
Then you have a problem with me.

>>149967164
Seems like you have a thing for overrated gay niggers

>>149967164
good I'm not into beastality anyway

>>149966933
I remember reading this about Carson Wentz. Dude would show up at the Novacare complex at 3 AM and just watch film until Jordan Matthews came in at 5

>>149967005

Rams play the Texans Week 1, so he's asking how the Texans O-Line will hold up against the Rams defense since he believes the Rams offense will be not great without Stafford and it will have to be won by the Rams defense.

>>149966470
thats my quarterback

>>149967285
Oh I see. Ty anon

Is Rodgers a top or a powerbottom? Or both?

See this bussy

>>149967721
he prefers watching

My 24 hour ban is finally over

ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXMOvMba2bM

Anyone here gay

>>149968547
Me. Chiefsbro btw

>>149968547
I like transwomen that's not gay though. Go Eagles

>>149968547
Not gay but the best orgasm I ever had was a with a 45 year old man massaging my prostate

>>149968382
Welcome back Youngcuck

>>149968607
Go Broncos btw

>>149968607
Go Cowboys btw

>>149968547
Yeah im a cowboys fan

>>149968607
oops forgot go vikings #skol

>>149968547
Been gay longer than I've been a Commanders fan (half a year)

Are any of (your) rookies looking good in Training Camp?

>>149968547
GO MINERS

I just replayed madden 19 and running the ball in that game is impossible

>>149968547
i'm not but my boyfriend is

Go blue 80

what compels so many faggots with the exact same predilections as r/nfl to post in this genny instead?

>>149968607
your dad sounds caring

For me, it's the Rams spanish radio announcer
https://youtu.be/PlAlDbWQG14

dey was da only team in da league dat was injured n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!

>>149968856
Kek

>>149968656
>randomly seething about the Vikings yet again
kwab

>>149968749
>Are any of (your) rookies looking good in Training Camp?
yeah

>>149968797
pick the panthers playbook and just use heavy panther and run with the quarterback

t. won five figures playing madden 19

Sure seems a lot less british in here today...it's nice.

>>149954385
Daniel Jones WILL start for the Colts
Daniel Jones WILL win games for the Colts
You WILL all apologize before the end

>>149954400
• 1st most playoff wins of all time
• 1st most Superbowl MVP's of all time
• Most TDs in NFL history
• Most Yards in NFL history
• Most playoff wins in NFL history
• Most super bowl wins in NFL history
• 7 > 3, 2-0

a touchdown and extra point is more than a field goal

True

My favorite overall football game of last year was Texas vs Georgia in the SEC Championship. I can't believe Texas blew that game lol

>>149968749
exceeding expectations, even

>>149968547
Femboy bussy >>>

>>149969928
Pic rel?

>>149969928
Femboy mouth >>>>>>>>>

>>149969928
Lets fuckin go Raiders

>omg lol pretending to be gay is sooooooooo funny guys hahaha femboy bussy lmaoooooo
stop it. my culture is not your costume.

>>149970596
go pack go

Why are retards comparing a retired player to an active one? What kind of sense does that make?

>>149967203
cmon man, spencer rattler is white

Bengals making the playoffs this year

>>149971154
They might

>>149971154
sign trey you cheap bastards

>>149971154
That chain is kino ngl

>>149971332
>putting your own face on a chain
kinda corny isn't it

LFGGGGG

Fuck off Luigi

>>149972013
grazie, fratello

>>149972032
i look like this and do this

A Texas man put his 15 year marriage in jeopardy because he wanted to see a Texan's training camp session instead of one romantic dinner evening out with his wife.

Who was in the wrong here?

>McVay told reporters that Stafford will now be a “week at a time” and added that’s probably what he should have said in the first place.
ramsbros..

>>149971154
is he even supposed to be good? didn't he have shit production for a pass rusher in college?

>>149972201
He was fundamentally in the wrong for being a fan of the Texshits.

>>149972376
he was a consensus top 20 prospect despite his low sack. he's an elite athlete that excels at disruption. anyway bengals are retarded for drafting him because he was the biggest project pick in the draft and they need defensive production now, not 3 years from now.

>>149972376
His traits project well to the NFL or whatever. No matter the case, the Bengals need all the help they can get on the defensive side of the ball this year.

>>149972375
Damn who could've seen this coming?

>>149972474
Didn't you say the same thing last year?

>>149972474
shut up, faggot.

>>149972505
I don't think so. I can't remember everything I post obviously but searching the term "Stafford broken" I could only see a few posts from 2024 and none have New Zealand or Australia flags

>>149972375
That's no good. Rams are gonna have another slow start if he can't get the reps with Ferguson and Adams now.

>>149972375
Doesn't matter, the Rams have another elite UGA QB ready to go.
Remember, Stetson & Puka were 2023 preseason dynamite

$55M/yr btw...

>>149972474
Wishful thinking on your part. Loins are forever owned by the Rams for being the losers of the Staffy trade.

>>149972703
reminder that AAV is a lie.

>>149972703
>DID HE JUST THROW AN....INTERCEPTION? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M LOSING MY MIIIIIND!

>>149972723
Still paying $250M for the retard

>>149972703
Jordan Manlove is ass, he's currently the worst QB in the NFC Norf by a wide margin

>>149969344
she cute

>>149972739
>AN
Oh, my sweet summer child

no elite QB has ever thrown an interception

>>149972756
>>149972769
Cheeks. The experiment failed.

>>149972375
>Week at a time
Ok this is not good. Wtf is up with his back?

>comparing manlover to an Elite QB
kwab

>>149972756
>>149972769
Gunslinger. Channels the very spirit of Bart Starr and Brett Favre. Based beyond belief

>>149972786
>Hurrrrr we're gonna be fine without Aaron hurrrrr Love is an elite prospect hurrrr hurrrrr hurrrrrrrrrrr
Lol lmao even

AN INTERRRRRRRRRCEPTION

JUST ONE SINGLE INTERCEPTION

JUST ONE

>AN INTERCEPTION
>SINGULAR

HE GOTS DA FLUUUU- oops wrong mutt qb

nah he's elite.

>>149972756
This one gets me every time

>>149972723
This

>>149972744
Yes and no because fully guaranteed amount is only half of that

>>149972877
>implying the packturd management isn't fully invested in manlover just because they don't want to admit he isn't eryn's true replacement
kwab
w
a
b

New

>>149972886

>>149972886

>>149972886

>>149972866
They lost that game, btw on a game-losing INTERCEPTION
see: >>149972800

>>149972894
dont care, every QB loses, im not a GB fan, jordan love is elite.

>>149972915
>not a packturd fan i just suck cock like one
Ok. Whatever you say.

>>149963670
I want his top 10 waifu lists.

>>149972201
If you're at the point where your wife is giving ultimatums and threatening to end your marriage every time you don't cater to her whims the only sensible option is to blow her off and do what you want instead because that shit only stops if the man stops it.

If you keep giving her what she wants she'll just ask for more. It's not even about the stuff, really. She just wants to see who's in charge. And if she can back you down and make you capitulate every single time, then she is.

If you put your foot down and act like a man then that ends the debate if she's actual wife material. And if she's the type who can't abide the guy making his own decisions then the marriage was doomed anyway so best to get out sooner rather than later. Getting divorced sucks but living with a woman who's a toxic narcissist engaging in endless passive-aggressive shit tests and challenges to your authority is pointless. You will hate every second you remain with her and eventually end up getting divorced anyway. Assuming you don't kill her in a fit of rage first. Best to just get on with it one way or another.