>Eating on my bed as usual because I'm a pig
>Accidentally drop the pepper bottle, its lid opens
>Clean the bed to my best of ability
>Lie down as it's time to sleep
>Feel my asshole burning
Fuck, what a miserable existence.

>Aibou's banner is going away in 5 days.
>Still 40 rolls away
It's so over.

>Lose Phainon coinflip
>Suddenly have no reason to roll for Cerydra
>Not interested in DoTbricks since I'm missing Kafka and BS.
I was going to skimp out on the collab but I might just roll for Saber since there's nothing else I want. It's not like I'm going to get early pity for my Aibou.

>Give us the best story patch the same time as giving us a skip button
I genuinely, unironically, wholeheartedly feel bad for people who skipped out on this patch's story.