>>40719245
>Can you analyze my life?
No, but I can make an educated guess as to why you're so troubled as to summarize your life in a couple of paragraphs and expect someone to use it to make sense of your entire life..

>Grandma dies early 2025
RIP grandma. If she's worth mourning then she's worth emulating.

>Start seasonal job on March 29th despite Trump's Traffis (lucky, from Canada)
I'm not sure which is more unfortunate, that you think a big old white guy is responsible for the comfort of hundreds of millions of people, or that you include yourself among those people. Sorry to spoil your sense of childlike wonder but Santa Claus isn't real.

>11 year old kid's big black dog chases me without a leash on the street and attacks me, luckily he didn't bite me too hard but I fall on the ground and scrape myself hard, went to the hospital and got a tetanus shot (missed three days of work)
Pepper spray. Steal it if you have to.

>get suck in my apartments elevator for an hour (never got stuck in an elevator in my whole entire life)
It's not yours if you have no control over it. Use the stairs.

>lost my job of 7 years on may 20th, 2025 because a schizophrenic blah blah blah assaulted me
Pepper spray.

>Should I kill myself?
No. Once you get your hands on some pepper spray, test it on yourself. Maybe then you'll realize how you can use it to fix your "worst luck".

>I turned 25, 13 days ago.
Good. You have no excuse to act like a child anymore. Also, 13 isn't unlucky. That's Christstain psyop to demonize pagans.

>I don't see the light at the end of the tunnel.
You did once, and you took it for granted. Learn from your mistake and make your grandma proud.

One thing you can do right now to make your life better is celebrate the opportunity to make better decisions. Stand up, turn on some groovy music, and dance. Dancing is one of the few childlike behaviors that helps adults survive in this world. Head over to wsg and find a dance thread if you need inspiration.

>>81747951
never even tried lol, fuck them all