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>earplugs
Plenty to choose from, all of them work fine, but not better than the ones you get at the pharmacy so questionable if that's worth it.
>nose hair or bart scissors
You can get trimmers for cheap, either the electric ones (work as good as domestic but cheaper), or manual ones (see picrel), which work pretty much the same but don't require charging.

I can't give advice on clothes, other that they do have some good socks.
>- I'd say a sex robot whose self-fulfillment is derived from riding my cock, licking my balls to simply just cuddle fuck, but I am getting ahead of myself.
Closest is a open source automatic masturbator and VR glasses if you want to leave your humanity behind.