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It was obvious from the first trailer when you saw the Thing cooking and acting like a boring faggot this movie was toast. If you can't get him right, you're totally fucked right out the gate.

What do women and faggots inevitably make movies about because they can't think of anything else? Altogether class ...

That's right, food/cooking/eating.

Dead giveaway. Do you remember ever seeing fucking Wolverine eat anything? If he did you sure as fuck wouldn't make a whole scene out of it, or it be the focus of the scene.