>effortlessly Mogs the FUCK out of Superman

Holy shit how did they do it? this film felt 100x more earnest and sincere than Superman and took itself much more seriously (which felt like it was made by a committee)

the retro futuristic aesthetic is fucking KINO in this film

Marvel bros. we're so fucking back. DCSisses have gotten a little too uppity. It's time we remind them who rules

FantasticGODS stand up

>>213039245 (OP)
MCU knows what the audience wants.

>>213039245 (OP)
Johnny Storm is relentlessly handsome.

>>213039245 (OP)
Marvel rules DC drools

>>213039245 (OP)
I was expecting to be pretty boring and mediocre but it was quite comfy, the jokes are nice and as a FF fan both the adventure and sci-fi aspects are there. The only thing I hated is the Mole Man actor, guy was totally out of place, everything else was damn fine, it captured a lot of The Incredibles energy which was missing in all previous movies.

Just watched the camrip and I can tell any newcomer this is a certified shill thread. Movie is ass, Ben's "it's clobberin' time" was abysmal, plot farts its way forward with no real continuity. There are a lot of magic baby and mom jokes in it, a gurl power pushing scene where Sue single handedly overpowers Galactus, and a contrived ending.

The part where Sue starts to die if she uses her powers too much was not explained at all in the movie; there were no emotional moments for anyone who isn't a mother. I cannot un-recommend this movie enough.

3.5/10

>>213039702
Marvel movies > DC movies
Marvel animated < DC animated
Marvel TV = DC TV

>>213039245 (OP)
at first I thought she was a bitch but I cam around

>>213039750
>I watched a camrip
>I can tell any newcomer this is a certified shill thread. Movie is ass

You sound like a joyless faggot

>>213039787
There is a literal scene where Ben Grimm enters a jew temple and pays his respects to the rabbi then talks to a lady there and hits on her. Totally random and unnecessary insertion. Movie is tribe supported so of course you will see it shilled

>>213039245 (OP)
the heroics feel like an afterthought, it really shouldn't be compared to superman at all
as a film, one could argue it's marvel's best since infinity war (competition is a low bar)

>>213039812
This is also a shill. This movie is probably on par with The Marvels

>>213039805
Ben was always jewish

>>213039836
it's still slop, but a very different flavor of slop than the usual
not really interested in how they'll fit into avengers

>>213039805
He's a jewish character retard, are you gonna complain about black panther going to africa too now?

>>213039812
>Heroics felt like an after thought

The entire plot is focused on them trying to save their world, were the multiple evacuation scenes, or intro where they save multiple people not enough?

>>213039869
>>213039857
I'm Christian and I don't enter churches randomly right as I'm about to suit up for a big fight then hit on women inside. There were several close up shots of jew stars and people worshiping. Completely weird and jarring

>>213039805
he's american, even if he is not jewish, he is circ*mcised, part of the goyim tribe

>>213039898
Ben Grimm is going undercover...to a jewish temple service. Detective Ben Grimm on the scene.

Honestly I laughed hard as fuck when this came up. There's also some pretty satanic imagery later on, I'll grab it.

>Alien kicks down your door
>Asks if you're the one who things
>Heavily pregnant wife nuts up and responds first
Another girl boss movie. I reject this is my very spirit dude. We all know a vulnerable woman wouldn't be the first to respond to a crazy naked alien on a surfboard asking questions. But--Silver Surfer is chick for some reason. Which means there's a connection you guys

>>213039895
>film establishes earlier the two meeting, when he lifts up the car for the kids
>later in the film as ben watches reporter's speak about galactus he spots the redhead girl but is to shy to go in the church
>world is ending , he finally decides to go in and have a chat, as the world is about to potentially end (just so happens to be a jewish church as the thing is a jew)

I swear some of you like to be retarded on purpose

>>213039245 (OP)
It was surprising kino

>>213039949
>Johnny then does all the work by chasing her, then eventually figuruing out her language
>Reed creating the entire plan and teleportation plot

Sue couldn't have done any of this without those two, I swear you faggots get so trigger if a woman does anything other than sit and watch

>>213039950
One of them is a school and the other is a jewish church you disgusting shill. Anyways, have some more bizarre shit from this movie. Remember, the flesh wearing beast has to show you what it likes to do; you watching is considered your consent to the satanist.

This is a shot in the movie that lingers for a good 5-10 seconds where Johnny Storm sticks his face in the baby's literal dick area and does a gobbling motion with his mouth. And talks about eating babies. I am not kidding.

>SAY IT, BEN
>IT'S SHILLERING TIME

>>213039995
>D-DID- HE KISS A NEWBORN ON THE STOMACH?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
>H-HE'S FUCKING EATING FORESKIN JUST LIKE THE RABBIS--LIKE /POL/ TOLD ME!!!!!!!

begone stupid faggot

*does nothing except be Jewish on your path*

wow even Johnny Storm did stuff in this movie

>>213040032
He starts at his foot and eats down his leg to his dick, then lingers on his dick. Open your eyes.

>>213039869
NTA but I am mad every time you see the Catholic church in Daredevil because my religion is treated as an accessory to their capeshit character

>>213039976
I won't argue the semantics. I doubt I'm going to continue to movie. A woman knows better than to step forward and be the first person to address an intruder. Especially a pregnant woman. I don't care what kind of powers she's got. This is going against the programming. It's SUE that has to tend to Reed's doubts about being a parent and the duties of the oncoming pregnancy. It's SUE who is addressing intergalactic space threats and answering as if she's the leader of the entire thing. Sue is doing the man's job.

This is another Pedro Pascal Project where he takes cue for the woman first as opposed to taking charge and being active and heroic and protective. You know, like how the male action hero doubles as the role model. The escapist fantasy hero. The guy the dudes in the audience should want to be, I don't want my woman trying to tell me that everything is going to be the same like I'm sulky and all in my feelings. A woman showing emotional resolve and coddling her husband but is different. There is no warmth. No chemistry. Pedro Pascal can't play a married man. When he leans in to kiss Vanessa Kirby she reels back habitually before contractually obligating to her robotic kisses. Their affection is really cold and robotic in the few scenes I'm bothering to give this garbage anymore room in my mind.

Ben Grimm sucks. He very little character with Johnny. Michael Chiklis has far more personality and character

>>213039245 (OP)
Both movies suffer from hollow characters you spend no time to get to know. You get no origin story of either superman/justice league or fantastic 4. Both movies just jump you straight into the worlds. You have very little time with anyone. Remember when Sam Raimi Spiderman movies would take their time to show a full character arch in every movie? Same thing with earlier superman movies. Now they just jump you straight into capeshit action like it's star wars.

was it just my theater or is this movie blurry and dark? MCU movies are usually pretty clear and vibrant but this one looked like ass.

>>213039750
Yah the movie was an absolute bore. Just a bunch of family drama and Galactus is only in this bullshit for a few mins. Holy shit. Bravo Disney!

>>213039805
Meanwhile the DCU's first movie is anti-israel. Holy based Gunn!

>>213040254
I never got the Israel reference, I thought it was supposed to be Russia or Iran or something

>>213040141
>I'm not going to argue semantics
>continues to argue semantics
dumb ass nigger

>>213040141
the movie set her up as the diplomat because reed is too preoccupied to ever get involved
pascal plays the beta role pretty well; it's not that he was a bad fit, it's that a beta reed in general is a bad idea
also the entire third act falls off hard into modern marvel slop

>>213040299
Her suiting up in combat gear while fully pregnant had me rolling my eyes. This fucking movie must have been focus tested to oblivion and the committee must have ruled that they needed a pregnant woman power moment to appeal to single mothers so they'll bring lil Aiden

>>213039245 (OP)
Silver Surfer screen time 7 minutes
Galactus Screen time 9 minutes

Rest is muh family and baby has more screeen time than galactus, fuck this film

>>213039750
10 minutes in and im fucking bored, and flame on man is pathetic, sue has ZERO chemistry with pedro i dont believe she allowed him to stick his cock in her

>>213040324
from a story perspective you can't have her not there or not with child because galactus needs to suggest the trade after seeing franklin, but the movie never even suggests that she shouldn't go in her condition
her pushing galactus for half a mile when he was one step from the portal ten minutes earlier set off all the alarm bells though

>>213040270
>confused sharing an observation with arguing
>refers to namecalling when bait doesn't work

>>213040270
Well I'm not going to argue semantics with Semitics. So fuck you Kike faggot.

>>213039245 (OP)
8 minutes into the film and Sue is some sort of UN Ambassador and made world peace? Yea fuck this film i dont care about the rest of it

>>213040437
>the movie never even suggests that she shouldn't go in her condition
She was the first person to respond to an alien invader flying down asking if the F4 run things. Reed is supposed to be the leader. The head of the family is the one who protects, defends and leads. This role reversal thing doesn't sit well with me. Not in the least.

>>213040267
They point out that Boravia is an US ally, doesn’t fit Russia or Iran.

>>213040437
the baby was such a hindrance to the film

>>213040422
Nobody ever cared about the 'muh family' bullshit or wanted it in their comics. The FF was Stan's personal baby and other characters like Spiderman were forced to help them on life support.FACT!!

>>213040474
no they show he is associated with lex luther not america

>>213040495
Stan is dead, there is no one to blame but Disney themselves.

>>213040267
It's 100% Israel. 1. You have the border fence just like there's a border fence around the Gaza strip 2. The invasion takes place in a middle eastern looking desert area 3. You have a very advanced military that's supported by the US government and us arms manufacturing VS an impoverished looking people with barely an army/weapons 4. many people have pointed out that the leader of boravia looks like the founder and first prime minister of israel

>>213039245 (OP)
Please tell me that's not what they actually look like.
I've heard people talking about the movie but I never actually saw any part of it.

>>213039245 (OP)
Marketer.

>>213039771
I came around too (wink, wink)

>No nignogs in any prominant roles
How the fuck did THEY let that happen?

>>213040569
the visuals are the best thing about the movie lol.
the actual story is really bad.

>>213040607
Sue's right hand (wo)man is a black chick in the movie, shill.

>Silver Surfer is defeated through guilt
>you spared your planet do the same for us or be a hypocrite
Theses movies are so jew coded it's insane

>>213040612
Seething DCshill, the story was great, how would you have handled it Mr story man?

>>213040631
I like how she just randomly shows up each scene to react for 2 seconds for no fucking reason

>>213040638
>>213040631
>>213040587
>>213040459
the DCSisses are getting scared

as a film it's more functional than superman (characters don't stop for multiple minutes to watch the movie) but one could argue for either one being better
the most damning thing about this film is i couldn't care less about seeing more from these characters

>>213040638
>talk no jutsu defeats another Marvel villain that is comically strong compared to the heroes it's put against

Marvel is blowing its load on its stronger rogues for no reason way too early. Who the hell thought to put Sam Wilson up against Red Hulk? And now this shit.

>>213040605
Boobs too small.

>you now remember that guy comparing this slop to Interstellar, Contact and Arrival
I'm so tired of shills

>>213040640
I went into that here >>213040360

>>213040569
It was obvious from the first trailer when you saw the Thing cooking and acting like a boring faggot this movie was toast. If you can't get him right, you're totally fucked right out the gate.

What do women and faggots inevitably make movies about because they can't think of anything else? Altogether class ...

That's right, food/cooking/eating.

Dead giveaway. Do you remember ever seeing fucking Wolverine eat anything? If he did you sure as fuck wouldn't make a whole scene out of it, or it be the focus of the scene.

>Building up to Galactus is pretty fine.
>Then GIB THE CHILD...
Probably should have kept it to Galactus.

>>213040522
They literally say they are an US ally in the Pentagon scene with Luther and in the discussion between Lois and Clark.

>>213040697
in fairness those movies are all very dumb and so is this, so it's a reasonable comparison. just not in the way he means.

>>213040724
There were more scenes of Ben Grimm cooking / talking about food than there were of him actually doing any smashing, we literally got to see more of his character handling sauce and dinner tables and going to jew church than anything else. I can't believe this shit. Another fucking Fantastic 4 dud.

What makes this group so hard to adapt to movies?

>>213040736
Galactuschud the child isn't yours..

>>213040686
I don't like how these movies just constantly teach us to always feel guilty it feels calculated

>>213040749
There was nothing for him to fight? He did the most worst saving the team while being chased by the Surfer.
did you expect him to punch out Galactus?

>>213040638
>Galactus puts woman in charge as a manager
>she gets guilt pushed on her by a guy she finds cute and turns on her boss instantly

>>213040781
Why are you putting up problems with the movie's writing as if they are unavoidable obstacles? No shit there's nothing for him to fight, that is something WRONG WITH THE MOVIE

>Stopping the really peaceful spooked at the end of the world protestors with one bland Sue speech.
>protestors clap.

>>213040664
We really aren't. And no amount of shilling ever will. This movie is a fantastic BORE. You think general audiences want to watch a family drama? lol...this might have a big OW because people were fooled by the trailer which has most of the action spoiled BTW, but it won't have the legs to carry this borefest close to break even.

1 movie in and they already professor hulk'd the thing by giving him an ebin redditor rock beard

>>213039939
Why all the rips I see on 4chan are with French subtitles? I don't get it, frenchies are known to produce piracy or what

>>213040893
watch it don't give them money
https://www.rtally.site/post/the-fantastic-four-first-steps

>>213040893
I'd imagine the French are too busy dealing with roving refugee rape gangs from Somalia to care about some guy filming in movie theaters. Or they're afraid to stop him because they think he might be a roving refugee rapist from Somalia.

>>213040781
>did you expect him to punch out Galactus?
No. Clobber.

Unrelenting schlock. I have no idea who this is intended to appeal to.

>>213040749
Exactly. This is why I say it's like a woman wrote and directed this film. Ben doesn't have any charisma. It's like he doesn't have a cock. There's ZERO banter between him and Johnny that is organic and comes across like it's real. Pedro is sleepwalking as Reed Richards. He just doesn't react to anything. He is robotic in this film. There is no chemistry between him and Kirby. It's to the point that I feel like this is specifically why they overdo is in the PR. To make up for how blatantly homosexual, distant and bored this marriage comes off as.

Welp. I'm officially out of hope for Robert Downey Jr. I knew Fantastic Four was going to start things off on the wrong foot. Superman is just as bad but for different reasons but one very similar problem: As a man I don't want to emulate any of the heroes in these stories. And I wouldn't want my children absorbing this garbage either. There are no lessons to be learned that I want a young mind picking up.

>>213040937
OK.

How woke is it?

>>213041008
It's a movie set in the faux 50s. A major politician character is a black female. Sue overpowers Galactus with grr mom strength don't touch my baby. Johnny Storm does not hit on anyone and barely even hits on the femified Silver Surfer. Sue Storm is the leader of the team publically and talks to bad guys while she's pregnant and Reed is stunned into silence by them. Ben Grimm has a scene where he visits a jew temple and jew stars are shown everywhere in lingering shots.

>>213041008
Mr Fantastic is a trans man

If you give Disney money after Kevin Feige literally said making a Blade movie where he just kills vampires is bad then I don't know what to tell you

glad the "leak" i saw was wrong that says they were originally from the same earth as the main timeline and accidentally teleported to the retro one.
The mcu should really go back to making solo movies with no interruption from other heroes

The mcu should really go back to making solo movies with no interruption from other heroes
This movie really felt like iron man 1 or phase 1 movies.

>>213040846
Lol yes because cartoon Superman is exactly what people want

Soon to be mogged by the F4 BTW fantasticCHADS will leave Supersisses in the dust

>>213041106
>>213041082
AI chat bot fucking up and posting duplicate messages?

>>213041106
Iron Man 1 actually showed how Stark got his armor. This movie shows no backstory but a 30 second exposition montage.

>>213041142
no, i just didn't full post what i wanted to say schizo.

>>213041175
Thats because we already know their backstory. Ironman was literally the first ever iron man movie. Only comic books fans knew his backstory

>>213041017
Now you know who is doing all the shilling.

>>213041175
The whole fucking movie is a montage. There is no scene that isn't formatted like a montage except the confrontation with the Surfer and Galactus

>>213041175
their backstory is literally just "cosmic rays". they don't even tie it to Galactus in the comics.

the problem is that even with minimal backstory the movie still takes 20 minutes before anything fucking happens.

>>213041226
Instead of explaining their backstory wouldn't you rather have a scene about Ben Grimm cooking, or Sue Storm pissing onto a pregnancy test? You bet your sweet ass you do. You're getting it.

>>213039245 (OP)
watched the camrip. it's ok. not much chemistry among the leads and the thing does nothing except be jewish and cook. the silver surfer is hot though.

>>213041008
Sue practically sololing Galactus after the other 3 got rocked is pretty bad. So is Surfher Finning Johnny Storm.

I see they solved the "it looks weird when Mr Fantastic uses his powers on the big screen" issue by barely having him use it

somebody post the post-credit scene

>>213041316
It looked pretty good actually. He did more than the Thing did. Thing didn't do jack fucking shit except chat up Natasha Lyonne the whole movie. Fuck I hate kikes.

...Yeah, I like Superman more.
The movie starts out neat, but drops after the comeback to earth.

>>213041316
Personally, i thought it was weird that reed barely did any action.

Silver Surfer looked disgusting. No chemistry between the leads. Reed bleeds femininity. Sue Storm is too masculine and sot he MCU is officially dead. RDJ can't revive this. The source is poison. They're just going to bring him back and make a woman talk over Iron Man. Or man Iron Man talk up She Hulk. No one talks about Captain Marvel "saving" Iron Man (it should have been Thor. Just like how it should have been Thor to destroy Thanos' ship, not Captain Marvel) so throwing her in there would be a waste but hey what's stopping them from trying again?

Worst part of this movie is that dr doom is not part of this f4 universe and is some shitty multiverse being. Man, multiverse fucking suck

Someone needs to me a webm of Rose Tico pushing Finn out of the way before he does his sacrifice then add the Silver Surfer doing the same to human torch

>Reed gets more hits on Galactus than Ben.

>>213041200
Nearly every marvel movie before spiderman homecoming had a backstory
>>213041260
That's what I'm saying. Instead we got garbage scenes and then just action all movie. It was pretty bad writing. The only cool thing was Galactus and johnny storm.

>>213039245 (OP)
MARVELBROS WE ARE SO FUCKJING BACK HELLS TO THE YEAH

this movie literally LITERALLY exists only to set up Franklin Richards as the macguffin of the next two movies

MCU continues to have terrible comedic timing during serious scenes
> johnny expreesing that he likes the silver surfer immediately after she announce the world is ending.
> "Say it BEN! SAY IT!" when reed is almost dying, and the clobbering didn't even do shit to Galactus

>Galactus can see a baby from 20 miles away but not identify an obvious trap
>Sue Storm didn't just push him into the portal when he refused to go in earlier
>Mr Fantastic didn't design the portal device so they could close it immediately once Galactus was through, meaning the silver surfer sacrifice only happens because he is stupid
>Galactus is a massive jobber who is literally solo'd by Sue Storm

really pathetic stuff. reduced Galactus to a TV episode monster of the week, didn't feel like the ending of a movie. only fun thing is that they made him actually look like Ralph Ineson.

>>213041423
all those movie were their first movies though.
>everyone knows spiderman, xman, and f4 back story by this point

>>213041505
The comic isn't much better as he jobs to a gun Mr Fantastic finds on an alien ship

>>213041517
not zoomers or kids though

>>213040462
Makee sense as Sue is the diplomat on the team.

>>213041260
I'd rather have a properly developed plot with multiple sources of antagonism.

I guarantee you that the idea of the people of Earth trying to kidnap the baby to give it to Galactus was considered then cut for making test audience feel too conflicted.

>>213040032
Bot

>>213041538
fuck them kids

Considering that in the comics Sue does nothing at all, while writers like Byrne and Hickman self-insert as Reed and make everything about him, while completely fucking over Sue, Ben, and Johnny. It seems churlish to complain about this.

>>213041614
>but the comics
this has never been a justified defense for these garbage movies as they changed so much from the comics to the point where they don't even need to exist anymore since people don't associate these characters with those stories anymore after the movie version comes out

if reed was barely going to fight as stretchy man, they might as well gave ms marvel her stretchy powers back. The og fanatstic 4 did more with reed.

>>213039805
I don't even know if you're joking anymore

>Johnny is smart enough to decode an entire alien language on his own
kek lmao

>>213041611
Tommy Sotimaya up in this bitch, relax incel

>>213041614
>>213041533
if they're going to spend hundreds of millions on this stuff why not try to fix the story problems? no one really cares about directly adapting the comics.

Disney must have internal issues where there is no one really taking responsibility for the scripts being good.

plot moves too fast and scene-to-scene editing is kinda awkward
characters were good but still kinda boring
Silver Surfer is mega lame
Galactus is the highlight

>>213041660
that's exactly how the scene plays out. He walks into a synagogue and talks to a girl that was hitting on him.

>>213041660
see
>>213041017
and pic related

>>213041723
>>213039805
kek did Neil Druckmann serve as a consultant?

>>213041694
>Disney must have internal issues where there is no one really taking responsibility for the scripts being good.
No the issue is they start shooting without scripts
https://gamerant.com/avengers-doomsday-rumor-marvel-suffer-major-failure/

ben did the least in this movie. Crazy how they didnt even do the discrimination angle for him.

>>213041763
I think its crazy how in the comics he has a gf that is black and blind and they didn't go with that 2 in 1 diversity angle

>>213041721
>Galactus is the highlight
And is barely in this boring trash.

>>213041763
hard to do that in this movie where the F4 are a royal family of godkings who are worshipped by the entire planet.

>>213041798
>>213041721
Galactus is well-executed technically but very underwhleming as a villain.

>>213041400
Is that ever outright stated?
My impression from the film was that Dr Doom was likely part of this universe, given the scenes that emphasise Latveria's absence from the diplomatic conferences. Whether or not the F4 have already encountered him isn't really stated, but I wouldn't be surprised given the animus already clearly exists between nations. Robert Downey Jr is obviously the spanner in the works. Does he have the same backstory as Dr Doom in comic canon, or is he some weird alternate dimension Tony Stark?
Spoilers for anyone who actually cares, but Dr Doom shows up in the end, clearly with an interest in Franklin, presumably with the intention to abduct him for some maniacal power-grabbing scheme.
With that in mind, the plot device it seems obvious they're going to use is that this universe's Dr Doom abducts Franklin, takes him to the MCUniverse, and then the Fantastic 4 chase him down, thus marrying them into the greater scheme of the MCU. Cue shenanigans involving Secret Wars and Battleworld, and the conjoining of Fox's X-Men in one last memberberries send off for Patrick Bald Ian McGandalf, and maybe even Huge Actman, and the MCU will be prime to 'reset' itself in a sense, probably with the Fantastic 4 assuming leadership roles. Hopefully they kill off all the Black Panther characters, cause I hate Black people. Not racist though.

>>213041763
>think they’re gonna do a bit with his imma rock monster thing
>literally go Nah it’s OK Reed!
I swear they made it a point to not have The Thing do anything in the movie.

>>213039805
Don't forget Israel's colors are everywhere in this movie.

>>213039750
>Just watched the camrip
Opinion discarded. You didn't watch the movie.

>>213041400
anon Disney aren't going to be able to make Dr Doom good. why would you ever think there was a chance of that.

>>213039245 (OP)
Idk how to explain what I felt. It felt like the film was soulless. Like it tried to tick every single box possible for emotional engagement. As if the scenes weren't written as a holistic story by a single person. Just felt off.

>>213041721
Galactus needed more voice lines, especially on earth. He should have made the Fantastic 4 beg one last time for their world and child. Ineson was expectedly great, but sorely underutilised. It kind of made his character come off as a large single-minded goofball enslaved to his base desires rather than the cold and calculating eternal eater of worlds. The hunger is one of his key characteristics, but he should command a certain cerebral demeanour, even if the plot necessitates that he gets sucked into a silly portal after being beaten up by ants.

>>213041903
Yes, good goy, you did not watch The Fantastic 4: First Steps (in theaters now) unless you paid money to see the exact same movie that you saw via camrip. Buy your tickets now

>the team works well together and has good synergy with each other for most of the movie
>jokes and quips when they don't fall flat are fast and snappy
>movie ends with a 2 minute scene where the guys awkwardly argue with each other in a slapstick manner trying to put on Franklin's seat in their car
What the hell was that? I thought the movie was decent but that scene just completely took me out of it

>>213039895
>randomly
Anon he had a crush on that girl and the world was about to potentially end. Where else was he supposed to find her?

>>213041666
His cock was translating Shalla Bal's words for him.

>>213040893
I think it all comes from some country in indochina

>>213041946
to make the characters smart you need to have smart situations for them to engage in. Superman does this with stuff like the suffocation sequence, 1A1A and using krypto to take out the drones. you need actual ideas to complicate more basic "punch the bad guy" situations.

>>213041810
They could ve done it when everyone turned against them. I thought the dudes in the alley were gonna call him a freak or something but we only got
>We HaVe FaMiLiEs ToO, MaN

>>213041951
Or you wait a month or two until a respectable quality torrent comes out like a normal person instead of watching a jeets recording of a theater screen just so you can partake in culture war faggotry

>>213042064
The camrip is as quality as it's going to get, shill. I'm not paying to watch your movie.

>>213041961
It was three men and a baby, a timeless recipe for ridiculous shenanigans. A bit of levity after the rapidly escalating catastrophics of the third act so that audiences leave feeling contented and uplifted, knowing the tensions have de-escalated and things have returned back to normal. There's a subconscious element to it in a way that I'm sure has been studied and dissected, but it's a typical harmless capeslop summer Blockbuster tradition.

>>213042064
it's a plot device that sets up doomsday, who cares about it being HD or not. the story is all that matters and camrip's can't change that

>>213041487
Not even comic timing, the movie has no tone whatsoever. It's nothing but montages and Sue grunting. Fuck this movie.

>>213041533
Reed was using it like a kid using his abusive father's pistol to threaten him; he never shoots, but the threat is enough to get him to stop.

is it better than the dunderbolts

>>213042120
unironically no.

>>213042085
>back to normal
But that's just it, at no point in the movie did it get as comedic as that one scene there. It felt like it's from a Guardians movie or something.

>>213042150
I found Thunderbolts to be extremely overrated, so will probably not going to bother with F4 then

>>213042084
>you're jewish if you care about quality
Whatever jeet. Be sure to mention that you watched a camrip whenever you share your worthless opinion on new movies so I know to discard it.

>>213042224
Thunderbolts was significantly better despite being a 6/10 at best. F4 is a dud that is going to have to rely on marketing and novelty to get a big weekend.

Mr Fantastic - Elastic body has a million versatile uses, ludricrous comic-book sci-fi intelligence, is good looking
The Invisible Woman - Can turn completely invisible, can telepathically project forcefields that fulfil a million uses and obscure other objects, is good looking
The Human Torch - Can generate and harness fire and fly at superspeeds, is good looking
The Thing - Is made of ugly-ass rocks, can't turn his power off, looks eternally like a fossilised dinosaur turd, is slow and lumbering, can't fit into normal clothes, everyone laughs behind his back, grotesque rock beard, is called 'The Thing' when the rest of the crew got cool names, secretly hated by all the other Fantastic Four members for being a hideous wretched freak, Reed never cured him because he thinks it's secretly hilarious, has perfectly smooth pebbles upon his rock-chest that he's secretly ashamed of called 'Thingipples'

Seems just a tad unfair to me bros

>>213042256
I called you a shill, I never called you a jew. Way to out yourself.

>Ian Gruffudd > Pedro Pascal > Miles Teller
>Jessica Alba > Vanessa Kirby > Kate Mara
>Joseph Quinn > Chris Evans > Micheal B Jordan
>Micheal Chiklis > Ebon > Jamie Bell
Johnny is the only F4 i liked from this movie. Chris Evans, while entertaining, is too stupid to be a convincing astronaut. Micheal B Jordan's is way too mean to the thing.
I dont like CGI The Thing so the first one wins by default.
Jessica Alby makes my pp big so she wins by default. Vanessa Kirby's sue telling johnny to KILL the silver surfer feels ooc
Pedro Pascal's don't really fight. It was kinda disappointing. I thought they were going to do alot of interesting shit with his powers and we got none. Ian wins by default cause the reed there was regularly using his powers/

>>213039750
Good thing, I'm a mother...fucker

>>213042150
how is the chemistry?
Thunderbolt problem was that none of the actors cared about it. Couldn't give a shit to whatever happen next to this team toward the end and in future.

If F4 is nearly as souless as TB then this team is cooked.

>>213039245 (OP)
>tfw the thing could have literally just been a normal guy and the plot would barely change since they gave him almost nothing to do

>>213040605
Her tits are too weird. Should have just been a man. I can't take this seriously.

>>213042326
>>213041951
>Yes, good goy
Retarded /pol/tranny

>>213042419
Should have been the exact same as she is, but with a huge floppy silver dong and reflective balls bouncing around as she surfed across spacedust
Daring, and provocative, the critics would have lauded

So many threads for bad movies!!! Sad to see this on a once proud board!!!!

>>213042460
A goy isn't a jew, dipshit

>>213042534
Are you pretending to be retarded now?

>>213042578
>jew accidentally calls himself a jew
>jew admits he knows what goy means enough to assume someone is parodying a jew by saying it

I am actually calling you a jew now. Denounce the talmud.

>>213042406
They play him like the Hulk because the writers of this film are either all women are low T. Reed Richards doesn't exude masculinity at all. I don't want to be him. I hardly respect him. Ben plays the role like a tired guy who doesn't want to be there. And I don't want to see him. He puts out the exact same energy I give back to him. That he isn't fun and that he's more like wallpaper than anything else. Ben Grimm used to be a stand-in for big guys who had issues concerning their diet be it discipline or home life. Ben had a lot of courageous and virtuous attributes going for him. I'm going to pretend I care enough about F4 to list them but I know effort when I see it. And Ben is just a trash character. If you call him a character.

>>213042378
The chemistry is way worse than thunderbolts. The movie is just completely forgettable.

>>213040484
The baby is the key to all of this. It's too telegraphed. They're going to have Wanda swoop in from out of no where and raise this child then then Franklin will return and "save everyone" by "rewriting everything". At this point the MCU is just trying to warm everyone up for what's coming in the bible.

>>213039245 (OP)
sex with shalla-bal

>>213042614
Kek election tourist doesn't understand the implications of his own post. Fuck off back to /pol/

>>213042837
Can you denounce the talmud? Are you able to? Keep in mind, the talmud demands that all jews slaughter non jewish children just for being non jewish. It would be easy to denounce a text that demands that, right? Can you do it?

>>213040893
French is an official language in 29 countries.
nothing to do with frenchies

>>213042614
Ben Grimm is canonically Jewish
>>213042863
Show an actual source that says it does that isn't a low quality jpeg from /pol/

>>213042904
>he cannot denounce it and is even defending it

Hahaha. Got you, JIDF. I won't be paying to see your movie. Have a good one.

>>213042904
>Ben Grimm is canonically Jewish
as are you Goldstein

>>213039714
Better than 2005?

>>213042064
Who cares about image and sound quality on this Bollywood joint.

>>213039245 (OP)
F4 is very good, but looks like a masterpiece in comparison to Superman by the sheer fact that is not utterly incompetent. Superman can't do something as basic as narrative, and the two movies show what people were talking about when complaining about Superman "not having origin", what they actually meant was "not having context". Had F4 started like Superman, the first half of the movie would have been a confusing 20-minute info dump in a Ted Gilbert interview, much like the Lois interview.

>>213039245 (OP)
It was a massive letdown. The whole thing felt rushed and there were way too many things crammed in. None of the cast had any chemistry with each other. Superman wasn't great, but it was unironically better than this.

>>213039245 (OP)
pajeet thread

Good lord

>>213041040
>gimme a fantastic four movie!
>"fantastic four movie"
>and hold the johnny storm flirting!
>"hold the johnny storm flirting?"
>and hold reed richards being a real man and not played by a homo!
>"hold the reed rich- hey this guy wants a fantastic four movie with nothing!"

>>213042980
Jeet

>>213042956
???

>>213043037
What are you confused about? I agreed he is Jewish like you are as well. Why are they sending ESL shills here?

>>213042863
Sorry I don't let election tourist newfags dictate what I post or don't post. Keep watching camrips on your phone and judging them by solely on how BASED or WOKE they are rajeesh.

>>213040422
>Silver Surfer screen time 7 minutes
>Galactus Screen time 9 minutes
holy YHWH this got to be fake

>>213042501
this is a family movie sir go watch porn

>>213042863
also I denounce the talmud.

>>213043037
>his strong sense of morality and his protective nature, which resonated with jewish cultural values
My fucking sides. Thank you, unbiased AI.

Ben Grimm? More like Ben Limp. He makes this stupid face for 99% of the film. Dude is just cashing a paycheck. It's like a girl wrote this movie, man. That's the best way I could put it. A girl would have zero interest in The Thing so Ben is just a big sack of do nothing. Johnny does all the work. The way Vanessa Kirby visually reacts to Johnny stepping into her vicinity and hugging her in congratulations of her pregnancy is a stark contrast to the forced warmth Pascal has to project as a heterosexual married man. There's zero chemistry there. He's just a tool to be smart. Sue is the pregnant girl boss because the MCU isn't Male Power Fantasy. It's Girl Power: The Experience. Silver Surfer is a guy? Can't write that. Make him a girl. Galactus is a big world ending threat? Ummmm making him Godzilla lol. It's an older brother having to watch his younger sister play with his toys poorly. This is the finished product. Disney and the MCU is the finished product.

Feige bends the knee to Disney. Disney is under the boot of Kathleen Kennedy. Women in leadership leads to chaos. This is biblical. Go back to the Garden. God is over Man. Man is over Woman. Man and Woman over over Animal. Animal becomes over Woman through lies. Ever a woman have her heart bleed for animals but in the next sentence curse the existence of her fellow man? Or just expose too much sympathy for animals but isn't moved for human life? That's chaos. Then Woman over Man. Now through combat but through coercion. Sue in this movie is the one leading the charge. Then what? Man over God. Chaos. Galactus, heralded as a "god", comes down and is driven back. If God wanted something gone there would be nothing left. There IS no victory in the delusion of "man over God".

That's why this movie and everything coming out of Marvel, DIsney and most of Hollywood is absolute trash. You know it in your spirit. As a straight heterosexual man you know it. God is not in these stories. Man is not being honored anymore.

>>213043170
man the family is 100x better portrayed in marvel rivals than they are in their own fucking movie

>>213043187
I belly laughed when I opened that full screen and saw the fucking yamaka on his head. God I love retarded jews who make retarded jew shit

>>213039995
That baby sure doesn't look happy.

>>213043141
stop noticing things chud
>also grok was created by supposed "based" elon musk

Seeing it tonight, Pascal pull off being smart at all? Feels like he talks too slow to get across Reed’s hyper brain.
Wasn’t too excited about female Surfer in the trailers but the rest of the film looks so generic that at least she’s something new.

>>213043224
he has zero charisma and utterly fails at pretending to be a heterosexual father

I watched cam rips for Superman and FF. Superman I liked, FF bored me. I began skipping forward when they were taking off from Earth the first time simply to see Galactus and then kept skipping forward and forward until the climax where they actually fight Galactus.

>>213043224
Sue is literally the one who comes up with the plan to save the day

>>213043224
>filthy brown eyed subhuman Ioan Gruffudd plays Reed
>filthy brown eyed subhuman Miles Teller plays Reed
>filthy brown eyed subhuman Pedro Pascal plays Reed
Why can't an actual human (i.e. has light eyes) ever play Reed?

>>213039750
You should get a job, and get out of the basement.

>>213043242
>>213043254
It was telling that the trailer had a shot of him crying that he can’t solve the problem.
Guess they’re gonna butcher the Reed/Doom dynamic which could have been the keystone of the whole MCU

>>213039895
>I'm Christian and I don't enter churches randomly right as I'm about to suit up for a big fight
Of course you don't, Christians are the most in-name-only religious practitioners of all.

>>213043291
You know god damn well it's going to be that ugly bitch Kirby grunting her way through another 100 minutes of screen time, the post credits scene confirmed it.

>>213043193
Dude exactly Marvel Rivals is miles ahead of F4 aesthetic wise. You want to BE Reed. He married a beautiful wife. His best friend is a chill rock dude. His brother in law is cool. Reed is built and smart and handsome and he's the leader of his team, he got the girl, and his abilities make him stand out. He values intelligence and science which is field that can motivate boys and men to jump into. Like, he's a role model. Like how every leader should be. You have to look the part to be the part.

I don't believe in Pedro Pascal and Vanessa Kirby's marriage. Their PR has been a blitz of "durr hurr look at home affectionate they are!!1" because once you see the film your eyes immediately lock onto how the two are a void of charisma. For reasons that should be evident to anyone with eyes to see and ears to hear.

whats with the angry jew kveteching in this thread?

>>213043359
They do that in every thread

>>213043344
>all the women in marvel rivals are sexy with exposed outfits
>all the men are funny, masculine, charismatic, etc
how does China do it?

>>213043344
Starting off with Franklin is wasted potential, a few movies of growth between the couple before she drops the I’m pregnant line would have been wholesome.

>>213039750
Based, keep making the shills mad

silly shill thread
no thanks

>>213040267
I is. Only /pol/tards say otherwise

>>213043224
Just watch the cam rip and save your money. This movie is trash.

>>213040048
This says more about you than it does anything else, buddy :(

>>213043344
cast them

>>213043396
Imagine iron man 1 pepper saying she's pregnant

>>213043396
Exactly. They rushed it. But they did it so Wanda can swoop in and take him as her own baby. Because she's obsessed with more with the legacy than with the man she made it with. Which is something else that's anti-biblical and goes against the man. Being absorbed with and in love with anything more than the Lord is abominable and should be repented of and turned away from. You love and acknowledge Him as the one who made the way for you and then everything flows like that. Man over God. God over Woman. Woman over children. A women being singleminded over a child? We've seen the result of that. It's called divorce rape which is the result of convincing a woman to not be accountable for her actions.

When we die we're going to be judged. We have to give an account for everything we've ever done. It's literally in the sentence, dude. Account. Accountable. Spoilers. There will be more women at the Great White Throne of Judgement. Why? Because they fail to be held accountable. We're not here to not be accountable for our actions and we don't want to burn for eternity. Dying is being away from God. Forever. What's why they say God doesn't send you to hell. You do it to yourself. Go and live for Him and he will give you life after death. You will die and then breathe your next in eternity with the Father.

>>213043502
Shill or delusional

>>213043170
>Feige bends the knee to Disney. Disney is under the boot of Kathleen Kennedy
no feige is just a fag
retard
imagine thinking kathleen 'i can't get a single theatrical movie out in 7 years' kennedy has any sway at disney anymore

I won’t watch a movie that supports Israel, fuck off jew shill

>>213043344
I wouldn’t want to be best friends with a kike

>>213043539
If you polled a million random people of their interpretation of the scene, a vast minority would share yours. I propose that minority percentage would recapitulation the pedophilia rates of the general population

>>213043536
Why are you spouting hebrew nonsense?

>>213043503
higher quality, and idk some sexy pop stars since theyre both chinks

>Anti-Jew Superman
>Zionist Fantastic Four
I know which I’m watching

>>213043609
>YOU'RE the pedophile for noticing us talking about eating babies and visibly motorboating a kid's crotch!

Alright. I don't even know what argument you're making here. I'll just say this: denounce the talmud or I stop replying to you

did they steal the plot of mumbo jumbo building machines all over the world to save it from the Crisis on Infinite Earths movies?

>>213043646
Typical Jewish projection

>>213043646
Your brain has rotted so much from /pol/ that now you sexualize infants. No normal person sees sexuality in that scene, weirdo.

>>213043669
>cannot denounce the talmud

There it is. Good talking, JIDF. I will make sure my friends do not pay to see your movie.

>>213043684
>he can't denounce it either

Positively glowing

>>213043625
>pop
kpop

>>213043646
>>213043708
I denounce the Talmud completely, unequivocally and unambiguously. You are a pedophile for your disgusting, vile, and evil sexualization of a normal interaction with an infant. Now what?

>>213043727
Then you're just retarded. You are even worse than the JIDF shill; you are a flesh golem they've propped up to serve them. That's enough out of you. Take care of yourself, partner.

>>213043763
Cute defense mechanism youve got there.

>>213041779
Alicia is blind but she's not black you idiot, that was a change the earlier movies made.

>>213043763
Stop posting dumbass.

>>213043847
You are doing the opposite of marketing your movie well here

>>213043170
>Disney is under the boot of Kathleen Kennedy.
Schizo post

They shouldn’t have made Thing Jewish, I don’t think Marvel realizes how much hate for them has been normalized. There’s a reason DC went with the anti-Israel angle.

>>213039787
>gigachad meme on 4chan in 2025
>slapped a movie product on him
jesus fucking christ they arent even trying anymore. buy an ad

>>213039245 (OP)
This seems like the most authentic Fantastic Four movie in terms of costume design and setting but the problem is that the cast fucking sucks and so does the story.

>>213043969
He's been one for 60 years

>>213043969
>They shouldn’t have made Thing Jewish,
But he was literally a self-insert of Jack Kirby...

OH NO NO NO WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

>>213041977
>Where else was he supposed to find her?
At the sex shop selling buttplugs or drinking the blood of Christian children.

>>213044025
whats the point of this? what does this add to his character at all?

>>213044025
>PARDON SLUT
based

>>213044057
It's comic accurate chud. The Thing is jewish and this scene is meant to show his solidarity toward strong jewish values like honesty, respect, kindness, empathy, and love for child foreskins (which is also shown in a later scene where he and Johnny are eating a baby's crotch)

So all the threads making fun of F4 get nuked but this one stays? LOL tranny jannies malding something fierce.

>>213044025

>>213044155
Jantrans are JIDF infiltrated

>>213044025
>today we will remind them
>repeats every day all day in everything

>>213044155
Jewish movie so trannyjannies won’t allow you to shit on it

>>213044093
> It's comic accurate chud. The Thing is jewish
So what? No one fucking likes jews now, change the character like you’ve changed so many others.

>>213044255
It's more that no one likes israeli / hollywood jews. There are plenty of cool other jews. But yes, they should not have shown his jewish angle at all. Completely pointless

>>213044057
Typical Jewish subversion, take a strong masculine character and try to make him part of (((the tribe))). They tried this with Superman too before everyone realized how anti-jewish the movie was.

>>213044025
this angers me

I thought it was alright but it didn't really engage me.
Retro futuristic look was great.
It wasn't a quipfest which is also nice.
The surfer was cool.
I am sure there were a lot of references to old Fantastic Four comics but I have not read any.
3/5 - If you like retro futuristic look it is worth a ticket.

>>213044277
>There are plenty of cool other jews

>>213044015
>>213044016
So? They’re happy to change the race of every other character under the sun but Thing being something other than a desert cockroach is a step too far?

>>213043391
They want their young to be heterosexuals and to reliably pop out babies again.

>>213044277
>There are plenty of cool other jews
Yes, the ones that are cool now are called ashes.

>>213044331
They made sure that Moon Knight also stayed Jewish

>>213044025
WTF is these shit??

>>213044016
>literally a golem creature
Bravo Kirby!

>>213044345
>>213044308
It's all about being anti evil. Jewish religion is evil. Israel is evil. Hollywood is evil. There is a non zero amount of regular Jews you see every day who are not like that. I am not Jewish, however, and I denounce the Talmud. It's all about directing your hatred correctly

>>213044374
Okay Moshe, you’re fooling no one btw. Why don’t you go kill some more innocent babies?

>>213044400
>some guy is literally denouncing jew religion at you
>"durrhurr okay moshe you must be JIDF because you don't want to kill every single jew"

Falseflag or retard. Nobody will join your cause if you act like a genocidal maniac. Israel will never be defeated if you constantly look like this much of a dipshit

>>213039245 (OP)
How do they manage to have 4 attempts at the Fantastic Four and not get a single adaption right?

>>213044445
>>some guy is literally denouncing jew religion at you
Jews lie all the fucking time. They have no problem pretending to be white “denouncing the Talmud” while working against you. Moses was a pedo and David was faggot btw.

>>213044475
What the hell does whiteness have to do with this? You and I both are brown as shit and you know that to be true

Good morning sir

>>213044501
Nice job exposing yourself, thirdie.

>>213044458
What is wrong with 2005?

>>213044523
You can be brown and not from the third world. You should know that, your father is

>>213044539
>You can be brown and not from the third world
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Oh shit sometimes you people really are funny.

>>213039245 (OP)
You snydertards would praise even Marvel just to hate on Superman, an all for committing the cardinal sin of mogging the snyderverse, which is literally the lowest bar ever
Yeah, I'm sure F4 mogs it too. What doesn't, lmao?

>>213044567
Alright, you're falseflagging. I'm calling it. Denounce the talmud.

>>213039805
Ben has always been Hebraic, he’s Jack Kirby’s self-insert

>>213044539
You can also be white and live in the third world. Like the US

extremely brown thread

>>213044577
I denounce the Talmud. All Jews are enemies of mankind. Moses was a pedophile. You’re feeling no one rabbi.

>>213044612
Don't know what to tell you, then. You are truly retarded, my man

>>213044591
So fucking what? Perry White was white, until he wasn’t. Maybe the should’ve changed the Thing to something less controversial.

>>213044630
Typical Jewish projection

It's always interesting the changes they will make to characters and staunchly defend while defending certain changes they won't make to characters.

>>213044674
Mentally ill. Have a good one. Direct the hatred properly or you will never win.

>>213044705
>never win
Only getting rid of Israel isn’t winning, they all have to go. It’s not the ones in Israel controlling our banks, media, and business. Hyper fixating on Israel is just a boondoggle. It’s one facet of a much larger machine of Jewish control.

>>213044763
The ones in Israel are connected to the Hollywood ones who control the banks. Your friend Isaiah at work who's half Jewish and doesn't really practice has nothing to do with that. You're saying you want Isaiah dead, right? Just making sure?

>>213039805
The Thing is basically a golem. He was created by jewish Jack Kirby.

Based. GunnKeks on suicide watch.

>>213044787
I don’t have any Jewish friends because I’m not retarded.

>>213039771
Is she Johnny 's love interest?

>>213039805
A *literal* scene? Not just a scene?

>>213044841
>does not know what a hypothetical is

Did you know they present hypotheticals to prisoners to test their IQ? An "if you were x, would you y" situation, and this is done because if your IQ is not at a standard level you would not be able to comprehend the test at all. The prisoners would just say "but I wouldn't x, because I'm not y". You are like one of those low IQ prisoners. You just reminded me of it.

>>213039812
Sure Gunnkek.

>>213044878
Hypothetically, yes Isiah would have to go. Maybe not dead but at the very least incarcerated. No Jewish influence in America anymore.

>>213039750
Shills seething at this. Well done, king.

Why is The Thing jewish?

>>213045529
he's a self insert for the jew who created him.

>>213039869
yes, because he doesn't stay there

>>213039245 (OP)
This movie is a set-up to the upcoming Avengers movie next year, so of course it'll mog Superman.

Stop with the Ben Grimm crap. He's a jew. They didn't force a change. The Jew stuff in this movie is unnecessary, but these movies are made by Jews for Jews.

>>213040749
Why am I not shocked?