>>713390335
That's more like it.
And as for your "points"
>Most of the kvetching is from DK fans
Yes, that is the series the discussion is about, if you think that is irregular or surprsing you are retarded.
>only in it for Pauline
Life exists outside of 4chan, believe it or non anon most people think loli is disgusting, and guess who this is aimed towards lol.
>Playdough
Irrelevant, people will still want to draw conclusions anyways, they do this for literally every single nintendo game and peice of media ever, again if you think this is irregular you are too sheltered to live.
>shipping faggotry, etc
Not even anything I brought up at any point but whatever. I don't care about that shit.
>babby game
No u.
>No one is talking about the levels
Literally entire threads dedicated to trying to find the kremlings in different enemy designs, geography, story elements, etc, but ignore those because cherry picking is easy to do. Also what more is there to understand about it? You smash things and it's cool. Pretty straightforward. Now I will be using 4chanX to end this discussion because you are gay. Later.