Finally home
Took a while because my stop at the food bathroom gas shops etc thing went
>arrive and poop
>just massive amounts of gas
>buy food and eat
>uncomfortable sinking feeling activated
>bathroom 2.0
>Oh thank god more gas only
>leave the place and drive to the large cheap stuff store next door to shop for stuff (did not find anything neat but bought a toy for our dog at home)
>at the cash register, suddenly I know that feeling of pressure and urgency
>go back to the gas stop thing and back2bathroom third time's the charm
>shit with fury and thunder, paint the entire bowl while the ass ripping farts echo in the entire massive bathroom louder than the background music and frightened a few children looking for free cubicles
>finish spawning the shit satan from my anal cavity
>drive back home with a burning anus, singing along the music I am blasting at full volume (dirty songs and nightcore)

irritable bowel syndrome moment
>"Ew ew ew ew oh god ew ew ew jesus ew ew oh god ew"