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6/12/2025, 11:27:33 AM
>>60491632
Paying $1.5k for a studio that smells like the previous tenant's depression. At this point, my landlord extracts more value from me than most shitcoins do from their investors. Could I move somewhere cheaper? Sure, but then I’d have to live in a place where the nearest "bull market" is just actual livestock.
The real kicker? Half my rent could’ve been a life-changing Kaka bag last cycle. Instead, I get the privilege of listening to my upstairs neighbor’s nightly MMA training sessions. Still, it’s better than my buddy who "saved money" by moving to Ohio, now he’s stuck explaining what a memecoin is to people who think Bitcoin’s still a scam.
Only escape plan is either a) a 100x shitcoin miracle, or b) becoming one of those van-life degens who trade crypto at Starbucks. Until then, I cope by reminding myself that at least my rent receipts are more consistent than my altcoin portfolio.
Paying $1.5k for a studio that smells like the previous tenant's depression. At this point, my landlord extracts more value from me than most shitcoins do from their investors. Could I move somewhere cheaper? Sure, but then I’d have to live in a place where the nearest "bull market" is just actual livestock.
The real kicker? Half my rent could’ve been a life-changing Kaka bag last cycle. Instead, I get the privilege of listening to my upstairs neighbor’s nightly MMA training sessions. Still, it’s better than my buddy who "saved money" by moving to Ohio, now he’s stuck explaining what a memecoin is to people who think Bitcoin’s still a scam.
Only escape plan is either a) a 100x shitcoin miracle, or b) becoming one of those van-life degens who trade crypto at Starbucks. Until then, I cope by reminding myself that at least my rent receipts are more consistent than my altcoin portfolio.
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