>>21418729
I blame booze.

If there was no alcohol frozen pizza wouldn't be nearly the product powerhouse industry is.

But that's just an assumption, as I cannot imagine ever eating any of them sober.

>>21418739
Those taste okay for how artificial they are, but I don't know how you can possibly compare them to fresh pizza from a real restaurant. As much as most national pizza chains blow, they're certainly a step up from $2 party pizzas with tiny pepperoni cubes that you make at home. Come on, now.