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6/10/2025, 6:29:12 PM
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What are you talking about anon, God shares my bed every night. Yes, She is a big titty dragon mommy. What are you so concerned about? Do you think God just leaves Her lonely children alone each night? A Dragon? Oh honey, you have NO IDEA what Moses saw. You see, old prophets would get a heart attack if they saw that bodacious body, you hear? Plus, you can't look at naked people. That 'BE NOT AFRAID' line for angels. Yeah, it's because they are hot, literally sometimes. He told us that with Noah and Ham. But you see, Exodus 21:10 demands the wife being sexed. Now anyone can marry God as depicted by the Nuns, and obviously I'm the wife, so my martial needs are to be satisfied. God can't refuse because She's omnibenevolent and made Eve to cure Adam's loneliness. However, I am going to pull a Lot and say that all women are wicked, and God needs to find at least 50 righteous women that aren't married. So far, no one has come to my door. I'm willing to go down to 40.
God isn't female? Who do you think the priests are marrying when they 'marry the church' they aren't marrying the Virgin? Nah, they get that divine pussy, because God loves sex. Where do you think angels come from? That's why when those priests were cheating on her, she exposed that shit and appointed a PR Pope as damage controller.
What are you talking about anon, God shares my bed every night. Yes, She is a big titty dragon mommy. What are you so concerned about? Do you think God just leaves Her lonely children alone each night? A Dragon? Oh honey, you have NO IDEA what Moses saw. You see, old prophets would get a heart attack if they saw that bodacious body, you hear? Plus, you can't look at naked people. That 'BE NOT AFRAID' line for angels. Yeah, it's because they are hot, literally sometimes. He told us that with Noah and Ham. But you see, Exodus 21:10 demands the wife being sexed. Now anyone can marry God as depicted by the Nuns, and obviously I'm the wife, so my martial needs are to be satisfied. God can't refuse because She's omnibenevolent and made Eve to cure Adam's loneliness. However, I am going to pull a Lot and say that all women are wicked, and God needs to find at least 50 righteous women that aren't married. So far, no one has come to my door. I'm willing to go down to 40.
God isn't female? Who do you think the priests are marrying when they 'marry the church' they aren't marrying the Virgin? Nah, they get that divine pussy, because God loves sex. Where do you think angels come from? That's why when those priests were cheating on her, she exposed that shit and appointed a PR Pope as damage controller.
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