>haven't been fucked in weeks
>feeling like a sad sack, not drinking enough water or eating right
>made myself a really dense, heavy meal since I may as well
>eventually, time to use the washroom...
>blood everywhere
>unbelievably painful coming out
>bowl is full of blood, every wipe is blood
>hurts to sit, fart, anything
>stomach/intestines loud as fuck
>still haven't been fucked in weeks
all the pain of talking a massive dick with none of the fun...what a literal pain in the ass