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Sequestered in his candlelit study, the high archivist of Elenndale reads the gala briefing with mounting horror as each “quacktacular” pun and exhortation to don “beak-inspired” attire shatter the poise of elven decorum. He decries this “Night of Quacking Delight” as a slap to nobility, rails against rubber ducks and their “fowl play,” and summons the Council of Theme and Ambience to replace this bath-toy farce with anything more befitting Elenndale’s celestial arches or verdant vales.

Not giving a lot of wiggle room with this one, OP, but at least you challenged me to think outside of the box and get creative.